Up
from the depths
Somehow, someway, back in good ol’ February 2002, the public image of an
Olympic short track skater named Apolo Anton Ohno inspired fleets of horny
teenagers, young women, old women, men, boys, cats, media, and small hunks
of cheese to rage into obsession – some ephemeral and flighty, some
honest and biological. Dark Blades arrived on the scene to help separate
the dark from the light, the wheat from the weeds, the cream from the
crud, and provide a place where the truly darkly infused can collide.
You
will not find any simple minded chatter about things for which no one
really knows anything about, like his girlfriends, his feelings, his
talent, his ambition, the ring on his right hand (And for the last time!
Men do not wear engagement rings! Sweet Lord! Digress.), and whether he
uses mousse or gel in his hair. We don’t care and find it freaky people
would obsess over such lame items rather than obsess over the one fact we
do know, which is that Apolo is one sweet-faced, fine-assed sexual mecca.
On
Dark Blades, Apolo is recognized as the dark, chewy sexual center of our
known Tootsie Pop universe. Often asked, but never answered – how many
licks does it take? We let you be the judge.
Navigating
the dark ice
No matter what page you are on, you can always find your way back to the
main page by clicking on the Dark Blades title at the top of every page.
We are always updating our site for your maximum pleasure. If you have any
ideas for improving how to get around on Dark Blades, please let the Web
weaver know at darkbladeweaver@yahoo.com.
Disclaimer
for the fretting
Dark Blades is a hobby site and strictly about fantasy. No one here knows
Apolo (or any other celebrity names that may be mentioned). No one is
going to try to contact Apolo. In fact, we hope he never finds out we
exist. All situations described in FanFics, Fantasy Pics, and Music are
COMPLETE fiction straight out of the twisted minds of Dark Blades. The
only truth is in our heads. We are not out to damage, demean, or derange.
We do borrow many of our photos from others sites, but we do our best to
provide proper attribution and even hyperlinks (when we aren’t feeling
lazy). Plus, we hope our favorite musicians, whose work inspires us, know
we are only sharing their art because we love it so much and want others
to as well.