15 Dead Guys, Fifteen Dead Guys, Dan McLean Jr, Dead Celebrities

Dan McLean Jr - Musician, Audio Engineer, Hobby Magician

Lord Baden Powell - founder of Scouting
Buster Keaton - silent film actor
Oscar Wilde - Playwright, namesake of a band I used to play in
Mark Twain - writer
John Stumpy Pepys - drummer for Spinal Tap
Eric 'Stumpy Joe' Childs - drummer for Spinal Tap
Peter James Bond - drummer for Spinal Tap
Mick Shrimpton - drummer for Spinal Tap
Graham Chapman - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Jake Blues - The Blues Brothers
Spike Jones - of Spike Jones and his Band of City Slickers
Groucho Marx - comedian, actor
W. A. McLean - grandfather
A. Foster - Grandfather
Casey Brown - friend from Rover Scouts

Liquid (Len Feldman) - Musician, Teacher

Og - A wheelwright
William Feldman - Great-grandfather
Louis I through Louis XIII of France - Kings

Brent Clark - Concert Lighting Designer

Joe Clark - father
Robert Clark - grandfather
Paul Hackman - guitarist for Helix
Paul Chapman - friend, musician
Dennis Wilson - drummer for The Beach Boys
Bob Crane - actor, Hogan's Hero's
Shultz - character, Hogan's Hero's
Andy Kauffman - comedian, actor
Redd Foxx - comedian, actor
Lenny Bruce - comedian
Freddie Prinz - comedian, actor
Michael Landon - actor, Bonanza
Lorne Greene - actor, Bonanza
Dan Blocker - actor, Bonanza
Tasha Yar - character, Star Trek The Next Generation

Pauline Blackwood - Musician

Natalie Wood - actress, Natalie Wood - actress
Harriett Tubman - instrumental in the Underground Railroad, which helped black, American slaves escape to Canada
Golda Meir - Israeli prime minister
Joan of Arc - soldier
Barbara Schliffer - of Toronto women's' clinic
Madame Curie - awarded 1903 Nobel Prize for physics
Agnes McPhail - first woman in Canadian parliament
Julia Lennon - John Lennon's mother
Cleopatra - Queen of Egypt
Helen Keller - deaf, dumb & blind author/lecturer
Mary Bell Carter - president Jimmy Carter's mother
Gilda Radner - comedienne, actress
Elizabeth Cotton - folk/blues singer
Grace Presley - Elvis' mother

Danny Douglas - Musician, Teacher

John Sullivan - grandfather
Doreen Carr - Aunt
Mark Savaretto - friend
Dominika Dutkiewicz - thrown from balcony
Don Wellman - pilot
Frank Rosoligno - trombonist
Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand - his assassination caused WWI
Gregory Rasputin - Russian no-goodnik
Tanya Schieren - friend's premature baby
Clyde Barrow - of Bonnie & Clyde
Pat Riccio - his first jazz music teacher
Jimmy Hoffa - union leader
Gustav Holt - composer of "Planets"
Calvin Coolidge - American president, relative
Calola Frehe - friend's mother, eaten by a bear in Algonquin Park, Canada

Andrew Anderson - Musician, Computer Geek

William Shakespeare
Wolgang Amadeus Mozart - composer
Jaco Pastorius - musician
Samuel Clemmons - writer
Ben 'Bugsy' Segal - mobster
Adolf Hitler - German dictator
Sir John A. MacDonald - Canadian prime minister, took advise from his dog
Walt Disney - animator
Marilyn Monroe - actress
Buddy Holly - musician
Razzel - drummer in Hanoi Rocks, killed in Vince Neil/ auto accident
Dr Seuss - writer
Nat King Cole - pianist, singer
Otis Redding - singer

Chas Patterson - World Traveler

Eric Spriestersbach - Scout & climber
Richard Mull - West Point Cadet
Ken Emerling
Lee Vogler - Scoutmaster
John Harding - Uncle (somewhat daft)
Agnes Herzog - Nana
Pope John Paul I - Head of the Catholic church
Bruce Chatwin - Author, traveller
Brother Jerry Grimes - Torontonian
Henry Ford - Auto maker
Albert Einstein - Theoretical physicist
Larry Pollock - Friend, AIDS victim
Charles F. Brush - Inventor of the arc lamp
James Garfield - American president
Gerald Hackman - Uncle, navy yarn-spinner

Craig Collett - Businessman

Rochester - Jack Benny's butler
Dick Bedows - hockey commentator
Vernon Presley - Elvis' father
Culry Howard - of The Three Stooges
Richard Burton - actor
Bette Davis - actress
Vlad the Impaler - vampire
Django Reinhardt - musician
Clark Gable - actor
Mary Ford - actress
Gracie Allen - comedienne, of Burns & Allen
Jackie Gleason - actor
Ted Bundy - serial killer
John Crapper - inventor of the flush toilet
Otto Titsling - inventor of the brassiere

Alky (Dave Parkhill) - Air-Ambulance Attendant, Musician

Elvis Presley - The King of Rock 'N Roll
Jimi Hendrix - musician
Janis Joplin - singer
Jim Morrison - singer
Brian Jones - musician, Rolling Stones
King Henry VIII - King of England (because he killed his wives)
John Lennon - musician
Friedrich Nietzsche - philosopher
Stevie Ray Vaughan - musician
Charlie Chaplin - silent film actor
Harry Houdini - magician, escape artist
Jim Henson - creator of the Muppets
Winston Churchill - British prime minister
Billy Bishop - WWI Canadian flying ace
Tommy Douglas - founder of the CCF

Paul Ashwell - Musician

Thomas Round - grandfather
'Long' John Holmes - porn actor
Wm 'Count' Basie - musician
Bon Scott - singer for AC/DC
Chet Baker - musician
Jim Simons - family friend
John Coltrane - musician
Eleanor Roosevelt - wife of one American president, daughter of another
Woody Shaw - musician
Harold Ballard - owner of Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team (contributor is GLAD he's dead)
Shane Redford - friend, trombonist
John Belushi - actor, comedian
Noah - of the Bible
Gene Rodenberry - creator of Star Trek
Ottarino Resphighi - Italian composer

Mike Tilka - Musician, Businessman

(*note - all were music-related deaths in 1991)

Clarence Leo Fender - inventor of the Fender Strat & the Fender Telecaster
Miles Davis - musician
Bill Graham - concert promoter
Freddie Mercury - singer for Queen
Stan Getz - drummer
Steve Marriott - musician
Rob Tyner - musician for MC5
David Ruffin - singer for The Temptations
Gene Clarke - musician for The Byrds
Steve Clarke - musician for Def Leppard
Johhny Thunders - guirarist for The New York Dolls
Eric Carr - drummer for KISS
three AC/DC fans - crushed at a concert

Tammy Parkhill - Nurse

Louis Malle - dead director
Richard Marquand - another dead director
Robert Shaw - burly dead actor
River Phoenix - young dead actor
Peter Cushing - old dead actor
Robertson Davies - old dead author
Vic Morrow - dead actor who lost his head
Douglass Watson - dead, but neat, soap actor
Linda Sobek - well-photographed dead model
Sal Mineo - dead sidekick actor
James Dean - dead actor...or sausage guy?
Wolfman Jack - dead guy - Why's he famous?
Jim Croce - singer
Lord Laurence Olivier - dead guy who played the dentist in "Marathon Man" (a truly frightening scene....)
Bette Davis - dead actress who had those buggy eyes....why would anyone write a song about them?

Rob McLean - My Brother

Dan Currie (Stupid Dead Friend)
Davey Allison
Larry, Moe, & Curly
Wallace R. Campbell
Benny Hill
Jimmy Durante
Laurel & Hardy
Ed Sulivan
The Guy that invented BEER
Bonnie Prince Charlie
Barney Oldfield
Dick "The Bruiser"

Mike Fanning - Student, Rollins College

Jesus Christ, the messiah
David Koresh, cult leader (thought he was the messiah)
Sid Viscious, Sex Pistols bassist
Adam, first man-person (Bible)
Eve, first girl-person (Bible)
Able, his brother killed him (Bible)
Bruce Lee, martial arts guy
Brandon Lee, son of above, also martial arts guy
Hamilton Holt, my dorm is named after him
John Candy, comedian
Randy Rhodes, guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne
Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk!
The first person to die of bubonic plague
Heideggar, an existentialist phenomenologist
The Giant at the top of the beanstalk, he had a cool goose

Chris Bowley - Author of the "Dead Celebrities" page

Abe Lincoln - Honest guy.
Thomas Edison - Inventor
Shannon Lowney - Friend
Plato - Smart guy
Obi-Wan Kenobie - Star Wars Character
Sir Alec Guiness - Obi Wan
John F. Kennedy - President of the United States of America(not the band)
Marty Feldman - Actor with Eyeballs
Christopher Columbus - Explorer because I like his name
Ivan the Terrible - ruler
Genghis Kahn - party animal
Noah - ark driver
D.W. Griffith - Film maker
Andy Warhol - Soup guy
Ty Cobb - Baseball player

Iain Young - "Resting" Musician, Grunt

Frank Zappa- all round genius
Lowell George - fired from the Mothers for being too good
Lt. Col. Henry Blake
George Orwell - the blue print for '80's Britain
Harpo Marx
Graham Greene - for Harry Lime
Jimmy Miller - if not for him they'd be no Ya ya's to get out
Nicholas Copernicus
Cool Hand Luke
Rudolph Hess - how one very bad idea can lead to a life of meditation
Gene Krupa - Keith Moons spiritual father
Dusty Miller - my fathers co-pilot in WW2, flew 81 missions died in a 'bike accident May 1945
Ziggy Stardust
Laura Palmer

Nick Porter - Lighting Tech

Jack Kerouac - Writer
Gene Kelly - 'Singing In The Rain'
Vincent Price - Actor
Ernest Hemmingway - 'For Whom The Bell Tolls'
Czar Nicholas II - Last Czar of Russia
Ezra Pound - Poet
Rosencratz
Guildenstern
Greta Garbo - Actress who spied for Allies in WWII (incidentally, Hitler's favorite actress)
Jean-Paul Sartre - Philosopher
Hector Berlioz - Composer of 'Symphonie Fantastique'
Ayrton Senna - Race car driver. Killed in 300 mph crash.
Colonel Henry Blake - M.A.S.H. C.O.
Desi Arnaz
Inventor of the wheel (the first time!)

Jason Barker - Student, Rover Scout

Andre The Giant - Great TV(WWF) / movie actor
Thurston Howell III - Presumed dead after 3-hour tour
Mel Blanc - Another influence on my growth as a person
Gogen Yamaguchi - Founder/Promoter Of Goju-Ryu Karate
Chojun Miyagi - Originator of Goju-Ryu Karate
Gerald Burton - Grandfather
The Mayor of Hiroshima (1945) - "What the **** was that?!"
Ayn Rand - Author of very thought-provoking books like 'Atlas Shrugged'
Chris Pirsig - 'Zen and the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance' (Read it)
Jacques Le Rock - 9th Orillia Rover Mascot (Presumed drowned in the Swift River)
Vizzini - The Sicilian from 'The Princess Bride'. Killed by iocaine powder
The 4 Blackadders - Died many years ago

Don Parkhill - Concert Go'er, Printer

Liberace - Dead Pianist
Rock Hudson - Dead actor
George Burns - Another dead actor
Shannon Tweed - Dead babe
John Bonham - Dead drummer
John Wayne - Dead cowboy / War hero
Babe Ruth - Dead ball player
Mickey Mantle - Another ball player
Jerry Garcia - Dead Head
Kurt Cobain - What was all the fuss about
Cass Elliott - If she had have given half that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive
Gilles Villeneuve - Dead, great Canadian driver
Jacques Plante - Dead hockey pioneer

Taylor Kennamer - Student who Listens to the Radio a Lot

Vivien Leigh - Scarlett O'Hara
Agatha Christie - dead mystery novelist
Errol Flynn - dead actor with very bad reputation
Katharine Hepburn - Oops. She's not dead yet. Oh well; can't have too long to wait.
Snowball - the cat my father massacred with his Ford when I was 6 - traumatic experience
Lizzie Borden - gave 'em 40 whacks...
Lewis Grizzard - writer
Alexander the Great - leader; cool guy
Charlotte Bronte - wrote Jane Eyre
Emily Bronte - wrote Wuthering Heights
Margaret Mitchell - wrote Gone With the Wind
Franklin Roosevelt - dead president
Joan Fontaine - actress. Geez, I wish she'd hurry up and kick off.

Tom Fenner

Harry Chapin - Great musician and story teller.
Dave Guard - First banjo player with the Kingston Trio.
Brig. Gen. George B. McClellan - First commander of the Army of the Potomac (U.S. Civil War), and my maternal Grandmother's Great Uncle.
Earl Nightingale - Motivational speaker.
Rear Admiral Grace Hopper - First female admiral in the U.S. Navy, invented either cobal or FORTRAN computer language (I'm not sure which), and one of the nicest ladies I ever met.
Doug Fenner - My baby brother who died from AIDS in 1988.
Suzi Fenner - My first wife who died from too much Jack Daniels & cocaine, in 1986.
Tony Lema - Professional golfer, who died in a plane crash on a golf course!
C. Eugene Curtis - My next door neighbor, killed in a car accident, November 16, 1995.
Matthew Barney - 10 year old friend who died from Neural Blastoma, November 23, 1995.
Jeffery Beymeyer - Nine year old friend who died from Leukemia, January 24, 1996.
All the children who die needlessly.
Harry Nielsen - The "Put The Lime In The Coconut" man

Bernard C. Cheney - from the land of cheese-heads

Jeffery Dahmer - Killer
Kitty Carlisle - 'What's My Line?'
Joe Wagner - Great Grandfather, met Al Capone
Carl Cheney - Grandfather
Milford Flannery - Grandfather
Vince Lombardi - Football Coach
O.J. - Trust me - - the sooner the better
Any brave young man that died in war
T-Rex
John Muir - Early eccentric environmentalist

Matt McDaniel - Guitarist, Slacker

Robert Johnson - Blues guitarist who sold his soul for guitar skills
Roosevelt"booba" Barns - Rock-ass guitarist
Paul Kossoff - Guitarist that wrote "All Right Now"
Jonathan Burnett's sex life
Blend - My cool band that just sorta died
All bass players
William Wallace - 'Braveheart' guy
Truman Capote
Richard Nixon - My favorite president!
My Car
That "Where's the beef?" Woman
Quenton Tarantino's acting
Lowell George - Slide guitar player for Little Feat, almost as good as Duane Allman.
T-Bone Walker - 1st electric blues guitarist
That big ol' baseball umpire

Drew Johnson - Student, William and Mary College

Andrew Johnson - President, my namesake
Ramses II - Damn cool pharaoh
The doctor who was shot by anti-abortion fanatics
Kubla
Wallace Stevens -Poet
E. E. Cummings - Poet
Frank Herbert - Author of 'Dune'
The dead guy they found in the Alpine glacier
Muhammed
Bhudda
God
Charlemagne
Ronald Regan - Who cares if he's not dead yet...
Mary, Queen of Scots - Got beheaded by the English
Heronimus Bosch - Painter

Laura J. Wilson

Jimmie Wilson - My father, who died in service of his country
Runtley - My first dog , and my cat who drowned in the toilet (since they're not really human, I'm counting them as one)
Shirley Boothe - Actress who played Hazel the maid
Polly Klaas - The girl who was abducted from her own house by a horrendous slime who I would like to kill with my bare hands
George Dolenz - Micky Dolenz' father, a B-movie actor
Michael Nesmith's mom, who invented Liquid Paper, by the way
Michael and Alex Smith - Killed by their mother, Susan, who will burn in hell
My cousin, Amy Hoyt, who died too soon at the age of 28
Danny Gatton - A guitarist who never achieved the fame he deserved, and committed suicide
Ricky Wilson - Of the B-52's
Doris Duke - Heiress, whose chauffeur is trying to steal her estate
Peter Sellers - Brilliant comic actor
Denver Pyle - Actor of "Dukes of Hazzard" and "Dr. Strangelove" fame
Ed Wood - Worst Director in History (but I still love all his movies!)

J. Richard McDonough - Musician and English Teacher

Michael Coleman - Musician
James Joyce - Writer
Vincent T. McDonough - Father
Sir Thomas Malory - Writer
Jonathan Swift - Writer
Aristotle - Philosopher
Marcus Tullius Cicero - Rhetorician
Roger Bannister - Athlete
Pablo Casals - Musician
Clarence White - Musician
Ross MacDonald (Kenneth Millar) - Writer
Johann Sebastian Bach - Musician
Arthur Conan Doyle - Writer
St. Augustine - Philosopher
Mississippi John Hurt - Musician

Jay Downton

Peter Kraft (great- great grandfather came from Germany on a boat at age 12 alone with no cash and a train ticket to Ohio)
John Singer Sargent (American portraiturist extraordianire)
Frederick Law Olmstead (famous landscape architect, designed Central Park)
Frank Lloyd Wright (architect)
Thomas Jefferson (totally kewl dude, architect, President, horticulturist)
Lucille Ball (actress and clown)
Mike Denton ( my best friend who died from AIDS)
Laura Downton Jett (my totally unusual Great Aunt who shot craps and handicapped horses)
Jackie Kennedy (way too cool and sophisticated for our own good)
Billie Holiday (major doyenne of blues and jazz singing)
Tennesse Williams ( author and professional queen)

James Beaudry - Engineer and Mac Enthusiast (I hate PC's)

Ludwig Von Beethoven - German composer
Gustav Mahler - another German composer
Jack Benny (died way too early)
Lucy (and I still love her)
Rodgers and Hammerstein (Sound of Music, Oklahoma, South Pacific, etc.)
Joseph (although his technicolour dreamcoat still lives on)

Brian Conroy - Homo Sapien

Michelangelo
Fourteen miscellaneous miserable proto humans that died in a mud slide somewhere 86,000 years ago

Cassie Noble - History Student and Wanna-be Author

Jeremy Brett - Best Sherlock Holmes ever!
Captain Kirk - His death was rejoiced by millions =)
Helen Cushing - (Someone already claimed Peter so I got the next best thing, his wife!)
Thomas Beckett - Martyr
Roger Delgado - The first Master on Doctor Who
Tony DelGuidice - Schoolfriend, More stoic and cheerful through his battle with cancer than I could ever hope to be
St. Bede - For all the Bedites at Kalamazoo College!!
Amelia Earhart - Pilot, presumed dead
Edward VIII, later Duke of Windsor - Abdicated, unable to marry
Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor - The wife in question
Ian Fleming - Creator of James Bond
King John - One of the biggest victims of bad press in history, although he was still a nutter.
Queen Elizabeth I - Last of a considerable family of vastly amusing rulers
Captain James T. Kirk - Token fictional character for this list.
Jon Pertwee - The third Doctor Who

Mike Buhl - Refugee Resettlement Caseworker

Sun Yat Sen - Chinese revolutionary
Cliff Burton - Bass player for Metallica
Stiv Bators - Lead singer for the Dead Boys and the Lords of the New Church
Ho Chi Minh - Vietmanese political leader
My uncle Rudd
Jane Mansfield - Actress
Easy E - Rapper
Emillo Zapata - Mexican revolutionary
Fred McDowell - Blues musician
Samuel Gompers - Labor leader
Lizzy Borden - Murderer
William Holden - Actor

anonymous

Edgar Allan Poe - Poet, citic and inventor of the short story form
Socrates - Greek Philosipher
Sarah Paulson - Little girl who died in my home town(Portage)
Leonardo DeVinchi - another renisance man
Moe - favorite stooge
Shemp - another cool stooge
Joe - the other forgotten stooge
Curley Joe - the very forgotten Stooge
Selena - Texas/Mexican singer
Richie Valenz - Mexican singer(killed with Buddy Holly)
John Allan Poe - Edgar Allan Poe's uncle
Eliza Poe - Edgar's mom
Virginia Poe - Poe's cousin and wife.
An annonymous man
An annonymous woman

Kimberly Burosh - Engineer, Student

Yitzhak Rabin - Slain Prime Minister of Israel
Samual Adams - Patriot & Beer Guy
Grace Kelly - Actress & Princess of Monoco
Salvadore Dali - Surrealist Artist
Pablo Picasso - Abstract Artist
Sarah Doyle - My Grandmother
William Doyle - My Grandfather
Marlene Dietrich - Actress & Inventor
Henry David Thoreau - Writer of "Walden Pond"
Paul Revere - Patriot
"Papa Bear" George S. Hallas - Beloved Chicago Bears Coach
Dr. Judy Resnick - Challanger Astronaut
Betsy Ross - Patriot & Flag Lady
Miko & Samantha Jo - My beloved Samoyeds

Janine & Dani Spendlove - 14 & 16 year old full time college students

Bob Marley - Best reggae ever & inventor of ska
A.A. Milne - The author of 'Winnie The Pooh'
Christopher Robin - Milne's son
The elephant inside the Bantha costume on Star Wars
Ringo Starr's second wife, can't remember her name, but I know she died
Brian Epstien - The Beatle's manager
Yoko Ono - I can at least hope it's coming soon
Tom Andrus - A friend
Stu Suttcliffe - The Beatles' first bass player, died of a brain hemmorge
Napolean Bonapart
Stalin
Lenin (not John)
The guy who shot John Lennon
Paul (that's how the rumor goes)
The guy who played Anikan Skywalker in Star Wars

Bob "Bobzilla" Groza - Audio Engineer, Prolific Collector

(*note - all are Hollywood Mystery Deaths)

Rudolph Valentino - Famous matinee idol movie star. Peritonitis was the official cause of death on August 23,1926 but rumours claimed he was poisoned by a jilted female lover, shot by an irate husband, or died of syphilis.
William Desmond Taylor - Silent movie director died mysteriously on Feb. 22,1922 of a gunshot wound. The killer was targeted as Charlotte Shelby the mother of silent star Mary Minter. Both women were having an affair with Taylor.
Virginia Rappe - Film starlet allegedly raped and murdered by silent film star Fatty Arbuckle in room in the St. Francis hotel in San Francisco.
Paul Bern - First husband of Jean Harlow, died of a suicide on Sept. 5,1932. Later theory claimed he was shot by his first wife that had been released from a mental institution. She ended her life by jumping into San Francisco bay.
Thelma Todd - "The Ice Cream Blonde" was found dead in her car. Credit Mafia figure "Lucky" Luciano who sent a hitman to kill her.
Thomas Ince - Mystery surrounds his death aboard William Randolph Hearst's yacht. One rumour has it that Louella Parsons, a gossip columnist, witnessed Hearst shoot Ince mistaking him for Charlie Chaplin, who was having an affair with Hearst's mistress Marion Davies.
James Whale - Movie director of "Frankenstein" and "Dracula", was found dead in his swimming pool at his Pacific Palisades home.
Paola Pasolinei - Italian movie director of "Canterbury Tales" was murdered by a male hustler.
Nick Adams - Actor in "Rebel Without A Cause" was found dead in his Hollywood home. Though no drugs were found at the scene, a lethal drug was found in his system.
Sal Mineo - Movie and stage star was found stabbed to death in his carport.
George Reeves - "Superman" was found dead in his home of a shotgun wound. A former female lover was questioned but the death was ruled a suicide.
Kayn Kupcinet - Screen hopeful found nude and strangled in her Hollywood apartment. Her actor/boyfriend Andrew Prine was questioned but to no avail.
Jean Seberg - Movie star "Paint your Wagon" and "Breathless" found dead in a car in Paris, an apparent suicide.
William Frawley - Played "Fred Mertz" on "I Love Lucy". He was found dead on the sidewalk out front of the Brown Derby from alcohol poisoning.

Mike Pingleton (thrashing around in a pre-thanatoptic state)

Raymond L. Ditmars
Phillip K. Dick
Richard Francis Burton (not the actor)
Zora Neale Hurston
John Glascock
Edward Drinker Cope
Benny Goodman
Ota Benga
Dylan Thomas
Jethro Tull (16th century agronomist)
Gen. George Pickett
Snake Pliskin
Emily Dickinson
Theodore Roosevelt
Henry Edward Brown (maternal grandfather)

Gene Snyder

Franz Kafka - Meet the Beetle
Terry Kath - Make Me Smile
Nikita Kruschev - We will bury you!
Orson Welles - Rosebud....
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson - Say it ain't so Joe....
Guglielmo Marconi - RA(dio) D(etecting) A(nd) R(anging)
William Bonney - He was just a Kid...
Robert Ford - You make me feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
Capt. E.J. Smith - Dared to sink the unsinkable...
John Merrick - I am not an animal!!
J.D. Tippitt - Wrong place, wrong time....
Meredith Hunter - Sympathy for the Devil
Donatien Alphonse Francoise de Sade - Make it hurt so good....
Archibald Wright Graham - Build it and he will come....
George Donner - A fine young cannibal....

Bill Kravitz - Fruit salesman

Jean Arthur Rimbaud (French poet)
Herman Melville
Michel Foucault
Benito Mussolini
Malcolm X
Keith Moon
Anne Frank
Cary Grant
John Wilkes Booth
James Baldwin
William Faulkner
Barbara Jordan (US Congress)
Pablo Neruda
Roberto Clemente

Michael Dice - Southwest Archaeologist and occasional Comic Dealer / Collector

William Gaines - e.c. comic book creator
Harvey Kurtzman - e.c. comic book writer and Gaines' dissident
Franz Boaz - anthropologist
George Herriman - Krazy Kat creator and comic anthropologist
William Randolph Hearst - capitalist
Orson Welles - capitalist satirist
Django Rheinhart - jazz musician
Fred Schneider - B-52's singer
Art Linkletter - TV star
Paul McCartney - might as well be dead
Margaret Mead - asexual anthropologist
Jackie and/or Aristotle Onassis - heavy smokers
Chet Huntley - heavy smoker

Alex Young - Live Guy

Admiral Rickover
Frank Hamilton Cushing
Rufus - My dog
Cassidy - My other dog
The Red Baron
Scott Chase - Dead friend
Ross Campbell McGowan - Another dead friend
Langston Hughes - Author
William Wordsworth - Author
Duane Allman - Slide guy
The guy who figured out how to ferment grapes
Hank Gathers - Hoops guy
Mrs. Shuttleworth - Ex-girlfriend's patron
Stephen Biko - Murdered
Lasher - From Anne Rice's "Withing Hour" books

Wes T. Wetanko

Douglas Borwick - My Grandfather.
Norma Borwick - My Grandmother.
Florence Stonnes - My Great Grandmother.
Matt Annis - 12 years old with a world of potential ahead of him.
Nicki - Don't know the last name, friend of a friend of mine.. died a horrible death at too young an age.
Col. Henry Blake - Both the character and the actor that played him.
Mindy, Blue, Jabber, and Bob the dogs - I know, thats four, but I didn't want to waste four spots on just dogs! :-)
Fred Flintstone - Lived in the stone age.. what do you expect?
Mr. Blonde - "Reservoir Dog"
Mr. White - "Reservoir Dog"
"Nice-Guy Eddie" - "Reservoir Dog"
The knife guy from the movie Desperado - Has died in every movie and every TV show I've seen him in... poor guy.
Kerry Von Erich (Atkinson) - The last of the Pro-Wrestling Von Erich boys to die
Superman - Dead for a while anyways.

Suzanne Miller - Berkeley, CA

Lady Murasaki - Dead first novelist
Eleanor of Aquitaine - Dead, medieval, career mom
Hildegard of Bingen - Dead, almost-saint/composer
Mervyn Peake - Dead author/artist with a cool name
Homer - Dead, blind, Greek poet
Audrey Hepburn - Dead actress/humanitarian
Catherine the Great - Dead Czarina who died under dubious circumstances involving a horse
Virginia Woolf - Dead author
John Keats - Dead poet/drug addict
Anais Nin - Dead, famous author who didn't actually write anything
Imhotep - Dead inventor of the pyramid
Turlough O'Carolan - Dead Irish composer

Denise Ono

Ansel Adams
Martin Van Buren
Ron Brown
Dean Martin
Shannon Hoon
Sammy Davis Jr.
Buckminster Fuller

Crissi Newton- College Student

Bing Crosby - Best dead singer known to man
A.B. Custer - My grandfather
Humphrey Bogart - Movie actor
Wade Fortenberry - Friend who died way too soon
Gene Styron - Also died too soon
Ingrid Bergman - Movie actress
Dorothy Lamour - Actress; I got Bing & Bob might as well claim Dorothy
C.S Lewis - Author, teacher
Lord Byron - Poet one 3rd class passenger who died on the "Titanic's" maiden voyage
George Washington
Orson Welles' father - He was already taken
One soldier of the 101st Airborne Division who died in the dense jungle of Vietnam; thank God it wasn't my father

Blandon Ray - Pilot, VW driver, all-around geek

Enzo Ferrari - Carmaker who believed that aerodynamics is for people who can't build engines
Ferdinand Porsche - Carmaker who believed that big engines are for people who know nothing about aerodynamics
John Muir (not the environmentalist, the VW mechanic and writer)
Kelly Johnson - Designer of most of the coolest airplanes on earth
Eric Fletcher Waters, without whose death his son Roger might never have become a tortured musician

toon Zamora - Obsessive Personality

Carl Sagen - Astronomer, damn good dresser
Alfie Bass - Britcom actor extraordinaire
Sappho of Lesbos - Groovy female poet
Tommy Boyce - Songwriter, wrote music for The Monkees (in the beginning, that is)
Aaron Burr - Shot Alexander Hamilton, is now immortalized forever in milk commercials
Sir Henry Topandmiddlebottom - Rich guy
John Thorkelson - Father to my godhead, P-ter T-rk
Virginia Thorkelson - Mother to my godhead, P-ter T-rk
Arthur English - Same thing as Alfie Bass
My father
Pappy Drewit - If he's not dead someone PLEASE kill him
Andrew Borden - Recepient of the 41 whacks
All the guys that Gabrielle (from "Xena") ever loved

Kathryn E. Deik - Artist (for myself) and nurse's aide (to make a buck)

Satchmo
Vicki Blum - 10 year old friend who died of cancer
Dan leBlanc - my grandfather
Van Gough
Renoir (the poor guy died penniless)
Michaelangelo
C.S. Lewis

Cristina Simonetto - Audio engineer and general do-nothing

Albert Collins - Blues guy was dyin'w/the flu for years
Jackson Pollock - For a friend
Both my grandfathers - Really cool straight-up guys
Scarlet O'Hara - Held her own (did she actually die?)
John Donne
Nicole brown and all others dead at the hands of a "loved one"
My cigar smoking dead great grandmother
Ernie's Burt and others dead of aids
Bessie Smith

Charles M. Swinford, Jr. - artist, student

Mahlon Edwards - Beloved grandfather
Chas. G. Swinford - Grandfather, died when his son (my dad) was 12
Willam DeKooning - Abstact expressionist
Claude Monet - Impressionist, father of modern art
Jackson Pollack - Abstract expressionist (smoking would have killed him if his heart & car wreck hadn't done it first)
James Madison - U.S.President, my university's namesake
My best friend Shannon's childhood friend whose name I wish I could remember (I'm calling dibs in Shannon's name)
George, Sam, & Puddin' - Cats
Sean Parker - Classmate
El Greco - Renaissance painter that might not have been Greek
Mrs. Parker - Sitter
Henri Matisse - Post-impressionist
The guy that invented the wheel

Joe Schuster - Writer/professor

Walker Percy - Author
Gustave Flaubert - Author
Charles Dickens - Author
George Simenon - Author
Anton Chekhov - Author
Erle Stanley Gardner - Author
Dmitri Shostakovich - Composer
George Gershwin - Composer
Frank Capra - Filmmaker
Don Ellis - Musician
Steve Goodman - Singer
Ella Fitzgerald - Singer
Buzz Arlett - Major league ballplayer (for one season)
Roald Amundsen - Polar explorer
My father

Richard P. Barber

Bob Keith
Ton/Audrey

Neal Paul - Sometimes ren faire person submitting list

Victor Hugo - Writer Les Miserables
Gen. Hooker - Union General
Brian Boru - High king of Ireland
Daniel O'Connell - Irish Patriot for home rule
Judas Iscariot - Sold out Christ
Hop Sing - Cook on Bonansa
John Wayne - The Last Great American
George E Sinco - The man who founded my company
James W McConnell - My maternal great grand father
Bertha Paul - My MOM...the best
The Kurgan - "for in the end there could be only one"
The James Brothers..and the Ford Brothers

Unknown submitter

Ozzy Klate -at 17,would-be beat poet
R.J.Mitchell - Designer of the Spitfire
Howard E. Rollins - Actor
Michael Collins - Irish revolutionary
Don McQuarrie - Pilot of PAN-AM 103, Lockerbie
J. Kevorkian - Co pilot of TWA 800, off Long Island
Robert Maxwell - Media Magnate and shameless plunderer of about 1,000 OAP's pensions (from fund)
Richard Scobie - "Challenger" Commander
Vitas Gueralitas - Tennis Player
Tim Gullikson - Pete Sampras' coach
Nicholai Choucescu - Romanian tyrant and all-round "terrible-tosser-altogether",by all accounts
Pope John Paul 1st
Angela McCourt - Author's mother
Whistler's mother
Richard Beckinsale - Actor ("Godber" in one of Britain's Top 5 TV sit-coms ever, "Porridge")

Brendan Jones

Andy Masur
Dan Sherritt

Clay Carrington

Mr. Green Jeans - Beloved friend to marsupials
3. Fredo from the Godfather
Gordon Smiley - Race car driver, killed in a practice lap at the Indianapolis 500
William Bonney, a.k.a. Billy the Kid
Bobby Jones - Golfing legend
Sulyman the Magnificent, greatest Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
Bill Monroe, bluegrass legend
John D. Rockefeller, captain of industry

Joey Oddo - Former bassist currently studying computer science. (How's that for a square peg in a round hole?)

Lenore Darmanin (1988) - A beloved aunt. Stroke.
Tom Evans (1983) - Guitarist, bassist, singer, songwriter of Badfinger ("Without You"... ). Suicide by hanging.
Pete Ham (1975) - Guitarist, pianist, singer, songwriter of Badfinger ("Without You", "Day After Day", "No Matter What"...) Suicide by hanging.
Dee Murray (1989?) - Bassist, backing vocalist of the Elton John band. Cancer.
Rev. Thomas Oddo (1989) - Cousin, President of the University Of Portland. Freak auto accident.
Kairyn Alexandra Shalom (1994) - Singer, guitarist, songwriter of Crystal Prism, my very best friend, daughter of Major League Baseball player Eddie Bressoud. Liver cancer.
Allan Sherman (1973) - Singer? songwriter? humorist. ("Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", "Sarah Jackman"...). Heart failure cause by obesity.
Doug Stegmeyer (1995) - Long time bassist for Billy Joel. Self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Vivian Stanshall (1994?) - Singer, trumpet player of the Bonzo Dog Band. House fire.
Frankie Lymon (1968) Lead singer, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, heroin
Sherman Garnes (1977) - Bass singer, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers. During open heart surgery
Joe Negroni (1978) - Baritone, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers. Brain tumor

Kel Von Scratchman - Pimp & player extraordinaire

Tupac Shakur - Not soon enough
Bob - The subgenius
Vanilla Ice - Have you seen him lately?
Ethel Merman - Dead diva (have you ever seen her and Vanilla Ice in the same room?)
Robert Reed - Proof the 70's are over.

Blarney McGuire - Student from the Golden State

Romeo Montague - Young lover
Juliet Capulet - Young lover
Louisa May Allcott - Writer of "Long Fatal Love Chase"
Levi Strauss - Jean guy
Alfred Hitchcock - Director
Scott Fitzgerald - Writer of "The Great Gatsby"
Cody - Someone taken before he could live
Tthe guy who invented the Chevrolet (can outrun a Ford anytime)
Heathcliffe - Over-zealous lover / brother
Hamlet - Rrevenge-crazed son
Bob-O - My great-grandfather

Michael Steinberg, Filmmaker & Lisa Steinmetz, Bringer of Art

Meher Baba - Avatar of the Age
Saul D. Steinberg - Mike's Grandfather
Rumi - Persian Poet
Hafiz - Persian Poet
Piggy - Crushed by rock in Lord of The Flies
Hal Ashby - American Director (Being There, Harold & Maud)
Frank O'Hara - New York Poet & Former MOMA curator
Thelonious Monk - Pianist
Saint Francis of Assisi - Lover of Christ
Jane Haynes - Dear Friend
Starr Warchuck -Superfreak
Lana Turner - American Movie Starlet
Josephine Baker - St. Louisian/Parisian Performer
John Cassavettes - American Writer, Director, Actor
Roan Dahl - Author of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Barb Hilley-Lorentz

Max Straumia - Pathologist at Bryn Mawr Hospital, discovered freeze-dried plasma for use in World War II
Erica Hilley - 9-year old niece killed in a car accident
Tom Palant - Guy who killed my niece - Not dead yet, but will be if left alone with us
Tom Hilley - My dad, great guy
George Rafferty - Uncle & plumber related to Fran Rafferty, councilman in Philly who beat up another councilman
Joe Delprato - Neighbor, died of a heart attack at 38, worked at a chemical plant but said it had no affect on his life. (1 kid had 6 fingers, 1 is developementally challenged)
Krista McCall - Teacher, astronaut

Susan

Napoleon
Genghis Khan
Ghandi
Richard the Lionhearted
the guy who discovered Australia
Magellan
Galileo

A. Holden

Chuck Wright - Former Quiet Riot bass player
Shannon Hoon - Former lead singer Blind Melon
Ray Gillen - Former lead signer Badlands
Layne Stanley - o.k. he's not dead yet, but you know an "OD" is in his future
Def Leppard - Does a dead career count??????

Kemt Wilson

Billy-Bob Johnston - Toothless hobo, hobbies:none
Eva - Eve's precursor, project cancelled
F#*% That S@&! - Henry Ford's bastard son
Diamond-Tooth Hannah - Worked the gold rush of '98
Sir Harry Oaks II - Really bad celebrity impersonator

The Turtle - Notable curmudgeon and Sweedish car surgeon.

McKinley Morganfield, better known as Muddy Waters, nuff said
Kevin Gilbert, who did vocals for The Toy Matinee and wrote "Leaving Las Vegas" for Sheryl Crow
Adlai Stevenson, one of the few genuinely intelligent men to run for President in the age of television
Edwin Armstrong, invented most of the technology behind radio and pretty much singlehandedly invented FM - Killed himself after getting hosed out of his patent rights by RCA
Glenn Gould - A weird Canadian pianist who played like nobody's business
Gordon Sinclair - Canadian radio news curmudgeon who recorded a spoken word hit record about us Murkins back around 1971
Stanford White - Architect who got gunned down by his lovers' wife -- if you're gonna go, go out in a blaze of scandal
General Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - Tried to save China, failed due to low pH
George Selden - Rochester, Ny patent attorney who actually held a patent on the automobile until 1913, when Henry Ford kicked his ass in court -- Selden was also the patent attorney for...
George Eastman - Photo mogul who died without getting married or having children -- he was lucky
Jayne Mansfield - Played a lot of ditzy blondes, got mistaken for Marilyn Monroe, and was NOT decaptitated in the car accident that killed her -- it was a wig
Mike Bloomfield - The only white guy who ever played the blues the way it was meant to be played
Robert Ham - My uncle who died of AIDS in 1995
Nancy Ellen Ham Wenzel - My mother, and his brother, who died in a car accident in 1968
Thomas Bernard Foreman, Jr. - The only one on this list who died as I watched, after a car accident in Maryland, February 20, 1997

Vicki

Paul Bowles - Author
Stevie Smith - Quirky poet
ALberto Giacometti - Sculptor
Sappho - Goddess
Klaus Nomi - Early AIDS casualty
Jean Dubuffet - Master artist
Egon Schiele - Artist
Rachel Carson - Environmentalist
Van Gogh - Don't eat your paint
Sterling Morrison - Musician
Victorio - US Army murder victim
J. L. BOrges - Author
Pancho Villa - Revolutionary
Cesar Chavez - Activist
Jean-Michel Basquiat - Artist
Nick Drake - Quiet soul, musician

Nick Sirrah - Private Investigator

Arthur - King of Enland, 501-531 a.d.
Rex Stout - Mystery Novelist
Abner Doubleday - Former Resident of Cooperstown, NY; Creater of Baseball
Hugo Barden - Great Grandfather
Ishmael - Son of Abraham; father of the Arab race
Sun Tzu - Military Strategist; Writer
Ford Prefect - Field Researcher for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Cy Young - Pitcher
Henry "Scoop" Jackson - U.S. Senator
Simon Peter - First Pope
Chris Boss - Longshoreman
Chief Sealth - Duwamish Indian
Andrew Jackson - U.S. President
Mordecai "Three Fingers" Brown - Pitcher

Russel Moon

Russell Moon - my father
St. James the Just - author of my favorite book in the Bible
St. Jude - praying for his help daily is an excellent spiritual exercise
St. James the Elder - the first apostle to be executed
Pablo Casals - I shook hands with him in '72.
Antonio Carlos Jobim - gave us bossa nova
Dave Guard - leader of The Kingston Trio; gave us apolitical folk music
Dashiell Hammett - I visited his grave at Arlington.
Raymond Chandler - now resting in The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye
St. Peter - a man's man - read his first epistle and see for yourself
St. Maximilian Kolbe - greater love no man has than this...
Rev. Claude Stallworth, S.J. - inaugurated school integration in New Orleans
Jerry Wichlac - a college classmate, a real gem

Kathie Dunn - Course developer, paddler, equestrian

Casey Carnohan - high school friend, suicide
Noah Kalama - founder of outrigger canoeing in California
Kala Kukea - beloved steersman
Frank Sanborn - paddler, brain aneurism
Nerson Glenwood Johnson - grandfather
Lillian Bejda Johnson - grandmother
Joseph Bejda - uncle
Robert Davidson - should have been my grandfather
Patti Mussell - artist, cancer
Mary Louise Coburn - founder Sigma Kappa
Robert E. Lee - immortal Southern General who single handedly saved the American Saddlebred Horse
Kathie's First Flame - my beloved horse who was more human than virtually anyone I've ever known

Sarah Gowan Sapsis

Colette: French novelist
Tallulah Bankhead: Actress
Mae West: Actress
Margaret Hamilton: "Wicked Witch of the West"
Isadora Duncan: Dancer
Gertrude Stein: Writer
Mary Cassatt: Painter
Diane Arbus: Photographer
Margaret Bourke-White: Photographer
Lillian Hellman: Playwright
Minnie Pearl: Commedienne
Totie Fields: Entertainer
Queen Victoria: Queen
Florence Foster Jenkins: Socialite and Amateur Singer
Gypsy Rose Lee: Entertainer and writer

Brock Lamont - Texas student

Notorious B.I.G-Biggy,biggy, small- Give me a break!
Edward Muir- poet-The Good Man in Hell.
Walt Whitman-Poet-Song of the Open Road.
"Yummy" Sandifer-Little black hellion killed gangsta kid, all over time magazine.
Clint Bucholtz-Local artist and friend of my younger days.
Brian-My dearly beloved brother who died way to young.
Pedro-The joto from the Real World.
Thomas Moore- Brilliant poet and philosopher.
Somebody who was killed by Charles Manson.
The Texas Chainsaw Killer- Or is he???
G.G Allen- The sickest and most demented freak of all, no loss really!
Someone is killed every 20 seconds- Whew- I lived for that 20!
Ryan White- Aid's kid -R.I.P forever kid, R.I.P

Shelley Willock - University student / bartender

Gary - kick-ass geologist, handy-man and DAD !!!(1946-1996)
Robert Brown - my favorite poet
Lord Alfred Tennyson - another great poet
Sir William McKenzie - explorer (founder of Fort William, 1803)
Geoffrey Chaucer - sure knew how to throw a kenning around
James Hariot - author of terrific animal stories
Laura and Lisa - Jennifer's sisters - car accident, graduation night
Grandpa David - didn't know him all that well...
Bill Heard - caring old guy and neighbour
Mrs. Hughes - Bronwen's mother
Willie Shoemaker - exellent jockey

Karen Bauer

ARNIE - the guy that reads lots of sci-fi and hasn't been laided in light years ( ARNIE's a loser )
Pancake - The baby circus elaphant that meet his fate when he giving a ride to Gareputo, the fat little kid with the bad smell ( what a way to go)
BoBo, the Albino Muskrat - He was the coolest muskrat ever, and his memory still is with us ( remember there's a little muskrat in all of us )

Buffalo Rick Galeener- Scottsdale Arizona's Official Wild West Ambassador

Dub Taylor - Actor
Ben Johnson - Actor
Lash Larue - Actor / The "Bullwhip artist
Patsy Montana - Musician 1st female artist to have a million seller."I Wanna Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart
Gil "Red" Gilliam - Musician / Light Crust Doughboys, Big Bands
Mike Condello - Musician / Commador Condello's Salt River Navy Band
Tommy "O" Oster - Musician / Two Week Notice Band, Yesterdays Wine
Leon Bolanger - Musician / Texas Playboys,Ernest Tubb,Faron Young, Mel Tillis
Donny Buzzard - Musician / World's Greatest Cowboy Band
Amanda Blake - Actress / Gunsmoke

Judy K Williams

Pigpen-dead dead-member
Eric Clapton's son
Hirohito
John and Yoko's first baby
Mao Zedong
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi(if he's not dead he must be 100 and something)
The Buddha(Siddharta Gautama)
Alfred Lennon-John's bastard for a father
Jerry Garcia's father
Doc Holiday(that's the rumor)
Ken Kesey(I think he died)

Jean Mair - Woman who aged before her time

Jean Reich, aunt who loved and raised me.
Aurthor Reich, uncle who loved his wife to the fullest for 42 years.
Mary Graham, grandmother
Margaret Friichnecht, special grandmother.
Lorraine Kolnik, childhood friend who died to soon, to fast.
Merel Eaton, best work friend I ever had.

Matt King - Smoooth lover

Spawn. he's dead, but he still walks the earth. I want to hang with THAT guy.
Sex Machine. That character in "from dusk till dawn".
Alexander Hamilton.
Rufus King. an ancestor of mine who signed the Constitution.
The guy who invented doggie style amongst humans.
The girl who first dug doggie style enough to tell her friends about it.
That crazy swede(or something) who invented Jagermeister.
The guy who invented Tattoos.

Theresa Edington - Unemployed college graduate

Minnie Ola Herman-grandmother
Max Herman, Sr.-grandfather
John Edington-other grandfather
Doug Rockefeller-friend
Lewis Carroll- wrote "alice in wonderland"
.M.Barrie-wrote "peter pan"
Dr. Ralph Greenson-the idiot shrink who was responsible for the "accidental overdose" death of Marilyn Monroe
Robert Herrick-poet
Doug Hopkins-former member of the Gin Blossoms, who wrote/co-wrote the good songs on their first album.
Dale Carnegie-author of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

Peyton - Ratracer . . . Small town wannabe

George "Puddin" Taylor, mid-night fishing accident.
Pee Wee Herman, replaced by Space Ghost.
Connie Kincheloe or "Pappy"
Neil Bonnett
Everyone on Wall St.
Dizzy Gillespie
Holden Caufield
Bobby McMaugh, voted "class clown", bombed in Beruit
Kenny the tech in Kentucky who blasted me for no reason, then one day disappeared without a trace...
Harold Black, my husbands mentor
Bill Anderson, country boy who made it good - stolen by cancer
Bill Benyo, she was only 10 hours away, couldn't you have waited!!!
Sedrick Saunders
Catherine Spurzem
Irene Morkowski

Bill Sapsis - Stage Rigger

Sterling Hollaway. Voice of Jimminy Cricket (and others)
Neal Cassidy. He drove the bus.
Phil Ochs. Singer/songwriter. leader of the way.
Joseph Papp. Theatre producer
Ruth Gordon. A very funny actress
Bob Giffin. Stagehand
Moe Septee. the last entrepenour.
4 college students at Kent State
Jean Rosenthal. Lighting designer
Aaron Copeland. composer
John Paul Jones. Ship captain.

David Joseph - BlackJack Professional

Agamemnon - Dead Greek Married to Helen
Chang and Eng - The First "Siamese" Twins and Dead
Gary Gilmore - Dead Murderer, Requested A Firing Squad For His Execution
Helen of Troy - The Most Beautiful Woman in The World, The "Prize" of The Trojan War
Frank The Beard - Dead San Francisco Porn Star, Smothered While Performing Oral Sex on a Female And Accidently Lowered A Piano on Himself
Thurman Munson - Dead New York Yankee, Died in Plane Crash
Lyman Bostock - Dead Major Leaguer, Shot By Wife's Boyfriend
Morly Drury - Dead USC Football Player, "The Noblist Trojan of Them All"
John Mutazak - Dead Former Oakland Raider and Movie Star
Atilla the Hun - The Dead Mongol Leader
Kubla Khan - Another Dead Mongol Leader
Lou Gerhig - Died of Lou Gerhig's Disease, How'd He Not See That Coming?
Ken Uston - First Flambouyant BlackJack Pro and Dead

Chris

Nicole Smith

Ronald Launius

Betty Boop
Cassanova
Dirty Little Coward (who shot Mr. Howard)
Ernie Kovaks
Goldilocks
Hard-hearted Hannah
Icarus
Jack Be Nimble
Lone Ranger
Mr. MaGoo
Ole Man River

Mike Bingley - Rover, Student, and a swell guy

Claude Bingley - my grandfather
William Robbinson - my other grandfather
Guglielmo Marconi - the real radio pioneer
William Lyon MacKenzie - an original troublemaker
Louis Braille - invented method for blind people to read
Jacob Ludwig Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy - composer
Henry Moore - sculptor (1986)
Czar Nicholas II - Last czar of Russia (1918)
Anastasia Romanov - Nick's daughter (1918)
Allan Pinkerton - Detective who spied on the south during the civil war (d:1884)
Cornelius Vanderbilt - philanthropist
William Butler Yeates - amazing poet, wrote "The Second Coming"
Luke Jordan - wrote Cocaine Blues - early white blues crossover
Dr Booker T Washington - African American Leader
Jack London - author of the Call of the Wild

Barkley Harris

Keith "pour me another double" Whitley
"Pa" Ferguson. Governor of TX who was impeached
"Ma" Ferguson. Wife of "Pa," succeeded "Pa" as governor.
Steve Hawkings
Casey Jones
George Strait's daughter.

Adam Boyette - Student, aspiring engineer

Bill Hicks- Another dead hero
Cliff Burton- Bus crash killed him (Metallica's original bass player)
Mary Todd Lincoln- Bitch first lady
Chivalry- (It is dead, right)
Mallory's Mom and Dad- Natural Born Killers
Humpty Dumpty
Beavis- He died in one episode
William Wallace- FREEDOM!!!
George Smith- I don't know who he is, but I'm sure he existed at one point, and I'm sure he's dead by now
Chris Von Erich- Another loser wrestler to commit suicide
Mike Von Erich- ditto
David Von Erich- ditto
The other non-wrestler Von Erich that died of electrocution
The dad on Good Times- Father Dyn-O-Mite!!!

Melissa Delgado - Sentimental necrophiliac, avitar and mom

Ross Alexander-Beautiful, young Warner Bros. actor who committed suicide in 1937.
Tyrone Power also beautiful, but not as young as Ross, actor who was not a suicide
Edward Chandler, neither beautiful or particuarly young, actor and my uncle.
Forest Lawn-Glendale--mostly dead and mostly mine.
All of the Warner Brothers.
Baron Manfred Von Richthofen-W.W.1's leading ace who brings not 15 but 80 names to this macabre manifesto .
Dwight Frye--and why not?
George Jessel--did anyone notice?
The person who invented the Whoopee Cushion.
Old Man Moses-certainly dead.
Lazarus-not twice in one lifetime!

Darryl Mayeski - Editor/publisher - SCREEM Magazine "the magazine of bizarre cinema"

Col. Tom Parker - He's gone to see The King
Paul Lynde - "To block"
Bela Lugosi - undead, undead, undead
Laura Nyro - "..And When I Die.."
Keith Harring - Artist best known for making a crime scene chalkline fashionable
John Wayne Gacy - What a kidder!
Edith Massey - The Egg Lady
Morey Amsterdam - I thought for sure he'd outlive Jack Carter!
General Custer - Last seen standing
The Unknown Soldier - "Which way did he go,George?"
Howard Hughes - He couldn't take it with him
Rondo Hatton - The Brute Man

Jack Mergott

Crazy Horse: Lakota patriot and all around good guy
Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain: a great man and the hero of Little Round Top
Josef Frantisek: a maniac WWII flyer
Capt. Sam Brady: legendary shadow warrior
Aneirin: author of "The Gododdin"
Llywelyn ap Gruffydd: the last native prince of Wales
Peter Hathaway Capstick: who, in his own words, had to "check out early" - man, I'm so sorry
Phil Kearny: legendary US Civil War maniac from New Jersey
Hedd Wyn: a great poet, who only wrote in his native Welsh and who is unfortunately unappreciated by the world at large
Jerry "Mad Dog" Shriver: officially listed as MIA, but I fear the worst
Stalking Wolf: the greatest tracker the world has ever known
Jim Corbett: legendary hunter of vicious man-eating tigers
"Sailor" Malan: the greatest pilot of World War Two
Daniel Boone: amazingly un-rascist guy, for his time and place
Michel Ney - Field marshal under Napoleon. Dubbed the "Bravest of the Brave" by Napoleon himself, Ney was instrumental in preventing the collapse of the entire French army during the retreat from Russia. Great Quote: near the end of the battle of Waterloo, while trying to rally the army, Ney shouted :"Come and watch a Marshal of France die!"

Joshua Edelstein - Musician, silversmith, lexicographer

Pliny the Elder--Roman naturalist and explorer
Kang Xi--Chinese emperor, first to standardize the Chinese Lexicon
Samuel Edelstein--accountant, pianist, bipole, my grandfather
Medusa--the only mortal of the three Gorgons
King Kamehameha--unifier of the Hawaiian Islands
Savannah--adult film star
Immanuel Kant--philosopher
Lao Tzu--penned the Tao Te Ching
Peter Tosh--reggae great, co-wrote "Get Up, Stand Up"
Ray A. Kroc--founder of McDonald's Restaurants
Qin Shi Huang Di--unified China for the first time
Buck--Al Bundy's first dog
Mary Magdalene--a Jesish squeeze
Captain Ahab--the white whale got 'im
Henry Moore--sculptor extraodinaire

John A. Torres - Connoisseur

Jean Louis - Hollywood costume designer
Brad Davis - Actor, star of "Querelle"
Joey Stefano - gay porn star
Bob Fosse - choreographer
Antonio-Carlos Jobim - Brazilian composer
Christian Dior - fashion designer
Rosalind Russell - actress, everyone's Auntie Mame
Rene Magritte - surrealist
Florence Ballard - original member of the Supremes, died penniless
Willi Smith - fashion designer, creator of WilliWear
Charlotte Johnson - creator of Barbie's first wardrobe
George Peppard - actor
Joan Crawford - actress, child care specialist
Dinah Washington - jazz/blues singer
Joan Miro - Spanish artist

Joel Tocalis- Production Assistant

Buckwheat(Rascal)
Tatto (the plane the plane) dead)
Fat Albert(actor)

Kerry Keane - Shiftless worker

Max Ernst-great artist, hand
Nikolai Gogol--Russian writer whose unfinished novel _Dead Souls_ reminds me of this exercise
Joe Meek--Record producer once haunted by Buddy Holly; now haunts us in the form of analogue vogue
John Dillinger--My personal favorite criminal and jail escape artist
Mary Ann & Marge Ganser of the Shangri La's--The twins. They can never go home anymore.
Max Ernst--incredibly versatile artist, tangential Surrealist, deadly handsome with his shock of white hair.
Louise Brooks--greatest haircut, brilliant feisty beauty; later became a fabulous old lady crank
Marcel Duchamp--I can't believe no one's taken him yet! This is one hot property, and he's mine! All mine!
St. Catherine of Siena--a woman of (ahem) taste
Lee Harvey Oswald--Another hot property! We're talking Gold Coast!
G.P. Putnam--Because Amelia was taken. Also deadly handsome. Sorry Amelia, he's all mine now.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe--much more than just a box.
Ray Kroc--Used to own McDonald's. Now I own his ass.

Marc Silverman - Computer Store Manager

Don Simpson - director producer (The Rock)
Audrey Meadows - The Honeymooner's
Martin Balsam - The Cop from Psycho
Albert R. Broccoli- James Bond movie producer
Claudette Colbert - Glamourous actress
Juliet Prowse - Also a dancer

Charlotte Lancaster

Flannery O'Connor
Kevin Bradley - a live wire, when he was alive
Marc Chagall
Old Yeller
James Honeyman Scott
Bob Fosse
Secretariat
Meriwether Lewis - we're in some way related
Myrna Loy
William Conrad
Telly Savalas
Walter Farley
Medgar Evers
Fanny Bryce
Lottie - Great-aunt who scared away cattle rustlers by shooting a jack-rabbit right before their eyes?

Paul E. Morris

Barbra Stanwick A real Hollywood dead guy
Mabel Norman The Hollywood Queen of eyelash fluttering+
All The KEYSTONE COPS +
WC Fields Never drink water,fish fornicate in it.
Clara Bow Who delivered us Gary Cooper
My dog Brownie He was the best boy.

Kurdt Gillmore - Computer Programmer

Brad Nowell "The dead Sublime vocalist"
Frances Farmer "Rest in Peace"
The girl who got crushed at a Smashing Pumpkins concert
Jonathan Melvoin "Smashing Pumpkins keyboardist, died of heroin overdose"
Perchy "The psycho-dog"
Bambi "Good riddance"
Jim Smith's friend "He's dead Jim."
Samuel Colt "Guy who invented the Colt Revolver"
Wyatt Erp "Cool cowboy dude"
The guy who shot down the Red Baron
Mr. X "The guy from the X-files"
My Grandmother
The Space Marines in Doom
Fluffy, my cat

Mickey Ellman

Gary Hinman - Murdered by Manson Family
Steven Parent - Murdered by Manson Family
Abigail Folger - Murdered by Manson Family
Voytek Frykowski - Murdered by Manson Family
Jay Sebring - Murdered by Manson Family
Leno Labianca - Murdered by Manson Family
Rosemary Labianca - Murdered by Manson Family
Donald "Shorty" Shea - Murdered by Manson Family
John Haught - Murdered by Manson Family
Richard Speck - Murderer
Nostradamus - Prophet

Richard P. Barber

Bob - Married to Joe Franklin, died 1994, ate too much cheese!
Ton - Never got to have sex with Ashley, knew a gay guy named Bob, Hardcore D&D!!!!!!

Josh Krasner

Kareem Abdul Jabbar's mom - Mama Alcindor
Neal Cassady- Beatnik
Large Marge- truck driver
Samuel Gompers- American Labor leader
Otto- the 1st Reich
"Scatman" Crothers - Actor
Chef Boyardee- cook
Paul Robeson- civil rights activist
Arthur B.Hayes- president
Ann Raynd- mother of objectivism
Stanley Baldwin- British statesman
Ronald Goldman- bartender
Charles Bukowski- alcoholic poet
Randal P. Mcmurphy- patient

Thomas Catania - Property manager & "wanna-be" 5th "Rutle"

Duke Ellington
Ange Catania - Aunt
Ian Stewart - Rolling Stones' pianist
Jeff Porcarro - Toto drummer
Mal Evans - Beatles' roadie
Hugh Garner - Canadian author
Jim Garrison - Clay Shaw's prosecutor re: the JFK assasination
Igor Gozeunko - Soviet spy in Canada
Brian - from the Monty Python movie "The Life Of Brian"
Jay Ward &Bill Scott - Brains behind "Rocky &Bullwinkle"
Susan - George Castanza's would-be bride on "Seinfeld"
Antonio Salieri - Mozart's nemisis
Zoot Sims - Jazz saxophonist
Al Cohn - Jazz saxophonist

Mr Blakwell

Louis Prima (I think he's dead) - singer "I ain't got nobody" and "Buona Sera"
Grant Green - Jazz Guitarist from "soul jazz" era in 60s and 70s
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (they really did exsist!)
Richard Feynman (did I spell that right?) Physicist, helped make first A-bomb...
Asta - dog from "The Thin Man" movies, and since the love of my life, Myrna Loy is already taken, I'll take the closest thing...
Charles Mingus - Greatest Bass player to ever live
Andrew Wood - Former singer for Mother Love Bone
Francis Wolff and Alfred Lion - founders of Blue Note Records

Steve Moll - Too-heavy editor

Lady Moll - Elegant, large, heartbroken Saint Bernard
Christoph Willibald Gluck Moll ("Willi") - Slightly fit-throwing run-over dachshund
Samaritan Beepbeep Moll ("Sam") - Carchasing (until convinced not to) run-over hound
Abel Moll - Longlived but eventually backed-over redbone hound
Madame Moll - Handsome male grey/white cat, dead of too large a heart
Bohuslav Martinu Moll ("Bo") - Perfect black cat betrayed by me, unforgiveably
Maya Rios Moll - Noble German (belchin') shepherd, died of old age
Bohuslav Martinu
Franz Schreker
Rued Langgaard
Eduoard Lalo
Jean de Bosschere
Franklin Pangborn
Elisha Cook, Jr.
Harry Langdon
One name will never be entered here, because I will never be convinced that that person is truly dead.

Kathryn Lively - Writer and Riot Grrl

Carson McCullers - Writer
Pola Negri - Silent film actress
Bettina von Arnim - Feminist German writer, friend of Goethe's
Pauly Shore - He's alive, his career isn't
St. Maria Goretti - Virgin saint, was murdered needlessly
Andy Gibb - 70s disco man
Margot Frank - Anne's sis
Fran Tarkenton's mother - She used to live here in Athens
Rosalind Russell - The best Auntie Mame there ever was
Jacqueline Susann - Wrote cheesy novels in the 60s
Eva Peron - Don't cry for her
Jacinta and Francisco - Two of the three children who were believed to have witnessed the Virgin Mary in Fatima in the 1910s. Lucia is still alive.
Khan - As in Wrath Of...
Radclyffe Hall - Dead lesbian writer

Randy Curtis - CSUC student and baseball purist

Roger Maris - 61 HRs in one season
Honus Wagner
Don Drysdale
Jimmie Foxx
Walter Alston - Dodger manager
Mickey Mantle
Jackie Robinson
Tris Speaker
Walter Johnson
Roy Campanella
Spencer W. Kimball
Ezra Taft Benson
David Curtis-grandfather
David Avery Curtis-great-great-grandfather
David O. McKay
Harold B. Lee

Patricia Kennedy - The worlds best tie-dyer

"Butchie Boy" - Kennedy, me gramps.
Country Dick Montana - Sang the greatest version of "Lucille" ever made
Mata Hari - I love spies
Andreas Escobar - "Thanks for the Autogol"
Edie Sedgwick - Ciao baby
Theodore Reik - A very smart man
John Carr - For getting away with it, at such a cost.
Nick Haddad - Got what he deserved
Oma Budd - For being so sweet
Steven Bridges - Wife beating at its finest
Lon Plumley - A dumb, dead uncle
Hamilton Fish - Not the politician, the deranged killer (hey somebody's got to claim him)
Sharon Tate - Wow, what a way to go.
Ingred Bergman - Isnt Isabella beautiful?
Brother Julious - Shite, helped mold me

A. S.

Lon Chaney - Greatest silent film actor the world has ever known
Gaston Leroux - Author, wrote "The Phantom of the Opera"
James Maybrick / Dr. Tumblety - Two guys reputed to be Jack the Ripper
Boris Karloff - The Frankenstein Monster
Winona Ryder - So she ain't dead--she is HOT !
Robert Louis Stevenson - Author, wrote "Moby Dick"
Mary Shelley - Authoress, wrote "Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus"
Abraham "Bram" Stoker - Author, wrote "Dracula"
Jerry Lewis - I don't give a crap WHAT the French think, he sucks!

Carey Cauthen - Editorial assistant and would-be author

Jean-Paul Marat - Radical French Revolution journalist
"Pretty Boy" Floyd - Robin-Hood bank robber in the 1930s
Darth Vader
Countess Elizabeth Bathory - Would-be vampire and serial killer
Richard III - Generally maligned and slandered King of England
Alexander Dumas - Author of the Three Muskateers
Maiximillien Robespierre - French revolutionary
Bonnie (of Bonnie and Clyde)
Jack the Ripper - Mysterious bad guy
Tallyrand - Wily political advisor

Susan Alice Fry - Graphic Artist

Louis May Alcott - Author
Gertrude Stein - Writer
Nellie McClung - Canadian suffragist
Kristen French - Brave Canadian
Lucy Stone - American suffragist
Anne Frank - The symbol of anti-racism
Alice Fry - Grandmother
Rosalind Haller - Grandmother
Grandma Moses - Artist

Dan Neff- Wide Area Network Engineer

Eddie Cantor - Singer, Comedian
Cole Porter - Composer, Playwrite
Betty Smith - Author, wrote A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
Jimmie Rodgers - The Father Of Country Music
Brian Keith - Uncle Bill
Fred Allen - Radio Comedian
Harry James - Big band leader...world's best trumpet player....EVER
Cliff Edwards - aka Ukelele Ike, Jimminy Cricket's Voice
Captain Adams - My Captain in Viet Nam...saved the lives of many in my unit.
Ken Curtis - Festus on Gunsmoke, sang with the Sons of the Pioneers
Irenen Ryan - Jed Clampett's mother-in-law. The "Granny" of an entire generation.
Denver Crumpler - The best tenor who ever lived.
Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbs) - was killed by his creator. Died way too soon.
Moms Mabley - Late bloomer comedian - her comedy is still reelvant

Wilmac - champion of the weak and disenpowered

Robert Mitchum - Actor
Busby Berkley - Choreographer
Ronnie Scott - Jazz tenor sax
Betty Grable - WW2 icon
William the Conquer - Invader of England, 1066

Stephanie Nelson

Mary Sabatine - Great-grandmother
Edwin Hubble - Astronomer, origonal creator of the hubble telescope
Vilotaire - Philosopher, writer
John Steinbeck - Author
Jacquelyn M. Helton - Poet, cancer victum
Pedro Zamora - AIDS educator, lecturer and eventual victum
Saint Philomena - Died in the name of God

Olivia Huber - Would-be author and full-time bum

Empress Livia Augusta - Wife of Augustus Caesar, mother of Tiberius Caesar, poisoner of her other son, numerous grandchildren, adopted children and grandchildren, the witch Plancina, and her husband.
David Carrasco - Friend, killed by a drunk driver two months after our highschool
graduation, 1986.
Ralph Escalante - Friend and talented artist, killed in a car accident Valentine's Day, 1987.
B. Kliban - Cartoonist and author of books such as "Whack Your Porcupine" and "Never Eat Anything Larger Than Your Head."
Charles Addams - Cartoonist, creator of the Addams family.
Henry Kuttner - Little-read but excellent science fiction author.
C. M. Kornbluth - Another relatively unknown but excellent sci-fi author.
Isaac Asimov - Well-known science fiction author, scientist, and scholar.
Joseph Campbell - Professor of comparative mythology, teacher, lecturer, and author.
Jane Roberts - Author, channeler of an entity called Seth, and author (through automatic writing and seances) of a number of books on Seth's opinions and philosophy.
Geoffrey - Child of King Henry of England and Eleanor of Aquitaine, brother of King Richard the Lionheart and Prince John Lackland.
King George III - King of England and raving lunatic.
Hermann Goering - Nazi, sadist, and transvestite.
L. Ron Hubbard - Science fiction author, creator of Dianetics and founder of the Church of Scientology.

Dave Swanson - Student, Aerospace Engineering

Carl Orff - Composer, Carmina Burana
Fyodor Dostoevsky - Russian Author, "Brothers Karamazov" "Crime and Punishment"
Tony Kacir- My friend
Gus Grissom - Great Mercury, Gemini Astronaut. Died in Apollo 1 fire
John Paul Riddle - Co-founder of Embry-Riddle - my school
Ernie Pyle - WWII Corespondent. Brought the war home

Chris Gordy

The dead guys listed below are residents of Coles County, Illinois during the nineteenth century

John Carr
Dr. Barthene Garrison
Stephen S. Perry
Nicholas Leming
Henry Nees
Zimri Dyer
James Deverick
Stephen Stone
James Rennels
Henry Beavers
Adolphus Monroe
John Spitler
Levi Doty
Amie White
Zeno Campbell

Randy Richter - Mailman of Missouri

William Demarest - Uncle Charlie on My Three Sons
Madge Blake - Aunt Harriet on Batman; Larry Mondello's mom on The Beaver
Bobby Hutchins - "Wheezer" on the Little Rascals
Robert Wadlow - Tallest man who ever lived, reached a height of 8' 11", 3/4", my 5th cousin
Joe Besser - The worst of the Three Stooges
Joe Hague - Played baseball for the Cardinals and Reds
James K. Polk - Our most underappreciated President
Sebastian Cabot - Mr. French, loved mustard
Flipper
Chester Lauck - "Lum"
Norris Goff - "Abner"
Metamorpho - Super-hero (hope he comes back)
St. Elsewhere - Best TV series ever (hope IT comes back)
Hugh Beaumont - All-American dad

Katy Renahan - Musician, extremely hyper chalk artist, and fully licensed Witch. That's Witch with a "W".

Stephan Hnatejko - My grandfather
James Renahan - My grandfather
Lawrence Petitpas - My uncle
Giovanni Versace - Designer
The guy that died on the set of the original crow movie
Conn Smythe - Hockey guy
Foster Hewitt - Hockey guy
Brad Nowell - Singer from Sublime

Chris Gregg - Millionaire (I own a mansion and a yacht)

Geronimo
Yule Brenner
Brian Piccolo
Alan Freed
Paul Revere
Moe Green
Benedict Arnold
Al Jolson
Anthony Perkins
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednego
Bronko Nagurski
Spanky McFarland

Mitch Comiskey - Teacher

Len Bias - Basketball Player, Coc-head
Linus Pauling - Dead yet? I want him, brilliant scientist
Woodrow Wilson - Cool president
Uncle Dennis - He got shot
Georges Cuvier - French biologist
Sacco & Venzetti - Socialists
Pete Maravich - Basketball great

Aaron Heller - Musician, Student, Anarchist

Bambi's Mother - Fire......Only you can prevent forest fires
Jim Fix - Heart Attack....Irony
Casper - Who nows, but he's dead

Kristin Robinson - Psychologist

Sappho - Poet
Albert Hofman - Scientist and inventor of LSD
Abbie Hoffman - Writer, anarchist
Carl Sagan - Astronomer
Miriam Blaylock - Vampire diva (The Hunger)
Phinius Gage - Serendipitous star of neurology
Anna O. - Patient of Freud
Aldous Huxley - Writer
HAL -Who still dreams

Chris Murray, writer

St. Peter
St. Paul
St. John
St. Luke
St. Mark
St. Matthew
Pope Paul VI
Pope John XXIII
Gerald Murray -Father
St. Elizabeth Ann Seton
Andrew Murray - Grandfather
Walter Kreiner - Stabbed to death
John Murray - Uncle, electrocuted
Dan Imerzel - Classmate
Jerry Cummings - Classmate
Jenifer Benedict - Killed by drunk driver

Josh Davis - Poet, Armchair-Philosopher, Cynic, Communist

Alistair Crowley - Satanist
Richard Brautigan - Poet, Author
David Childers - Childhood friend
Warren G. Harding - Widely regarded as the worst president in US history

Suzanne - Student

King David - The one who wrote the Psalms
Albert Schweitzer - Look him up if you don't know who he is... a great man
Mr. Doyle Herttenberger - My 7th grade science teacher - I'll never forget him
Amnaj - A great guy who died way too soon
David Christian - Touched the hearts of all of Irving High School
Jane Austen
Mr. Love - Sociology and government teacher, wish I had stayed in sociology
Jarrin Cagle - A visitor from Heaven

"Your Name Here"

William L. Shirer - Author of "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich"
Adolphus Busch - Co-founder of Anheuser Busch
Charles Kuralt - Brought America to the people
Steve Prefontaine - One of the greatest runners, whose life was cut short
Jack Dempsey - Boxer
Joseph Pulitzer - Namesake for the Pulitzer prize, founder of St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Albert Speer - Hitler's architect and major brown-noser
Julius Ceaser - Leader of Roman Empire for a time
Peter the Great - Leader of Russia for a time

Charles Doebler- Management trainee

Casey Jones
Chief Joseph of the Nez Pierce
U. S. Grant
Charles G. Doebler - Grandfather
Clip Gelnet - Uncle
Coach from Cheers

Jessica - Archaeologist

Ulrich Von Lichtenstein - Medieval cross-dresser
Sandro Botticelli - Gullible Artist
Savonarola - The guy what gulled him
Chester Arthur - The forgotten President
Hatshepsut - A woman who wore the beard in the family
Artemisia Gentileschi - Painter of Biblical gender issues
Lucretia Borgia - Treacherous Trollop
Heinrich Schliemann - Pot-Hunter of the Topless Towers of Illium
Aethelfred, Aethelfrieda, and Aethelwulf - Normans

Loy O Thompson Jr

Sylvia Marie Wilson - My beloved Mother. She walked thru this world.
Ellen Langford - My dear friend, who died of brain cancer. She was a shining light in the dark.

Molly McCarty - Nursing Student

Dick McCarty - My Dad
Sneakers - Sweet Black Lab more Human than you!
Marcus Arelius - Philosopher
Mayor Dan Hoan - Milwaukee Socialist
Juliet Lowe - Girl Scout Founder
Emmanuel L. Phillips - Wisconsin Stalwart - I read a book for the blind about him
Robert Service - Yukon Poet
Beatrice Hermann - School Teacher, 1/4 Chippewa, my patient
Karyn Teufel - Cab Driver, Mother, AIDS victim

Jan Drewett

18 Aussies - Entombed at this very moment, awaiting, mostly in vain, for rescue as a result of a landslide at one of our ski resorts, Thredbo in the Snowy Mountains, 2 hours from Sydney.

David Petry - Writer, dad, other

Charles Babbage - 1st computer nerd, circa 1820
Vladimir Nabokov - the best American writer, hands down
Country Dick Montana - Beat Farmers vocalist on hits like "Big Ugly Wheels"
C. S. Forester - if I can't have his Horatio Hornblower due to fictional circumstances.
Clement Marot - a devious French poet, circa 1500
Bernard DeVoto - frenetic American historian: someone final understood that history was an impossible mayhem!
Mary Austin - feminist, environmentalist, and specialist in cultures, died 1932.
Eric Satie - d. 1925, the first ambient composer
E. B. White - The Elements of Style from a man who knew what they were.
Elmore James - The god of electric blues: Dust My Broom.
Harry Partch - The man who led ambient music into the bushes where he roughed it up.
Woody Guthrie - This Land is his land.
Carl Jung - myth management
Marshall McLuhan - casual viewing...

Lenor

William S. Burroughs

Mike Dolan - A Chef

Malcolm Evans - Dead roadie of fab Four
John Stienbeck - Dead but dwelling East of Eden
Guru Deva - Maharishis dead master
Edith Piaf - Dead sparrow
Alice B Toklass - Dead socialite
Hopalong Cassidy - Dead Cowboy

Marty Barnett

Tamerlane
Beowulf
Sweeney Todd
Techumseh
Machiavelli

Roger Firmin and Tracy Barnett - Two high school guys with nothing better to do

Shaka Zula - African killer
Pizaro - Spanish Explorer or Conquistador
Edgar Cayce - Sleeping Prophet
Tamerlane -Tartar conquerer
Erwin Rommel - German Panzer Commander in Egypt
Anthony (as in Cleopatra)
W.T. Sherman - Killed Tecumseh

Sebastian Agnello - Musician

Walden Robert Cassotto(Bobby Darin) - Actor, singer, musician
Lefty Frizzell - Country singer
Arthur Schopenhauer - German philosopher
Paul Clich singer - Songwriter,musician
George Shabsove - Ex mayor of Petrolia
Steven Shabsove - Brother-in-law
Jean Meslier - French theologian
Giovannia Agnello - Mother
Nicolai Gogol - Russian satirist/author
Maris Henri Beyle (Stendahl) - French author
Will Durant - Philosophical historian

Stacy

My paternal grandmother (I hope, I hope, I hope)
Mariel Hemingway (very tragic)
Madeline Ferguson - Laura Palmer's cousin in Twin Peaks
Charles Lindbergh Jr.
Gaetan Dugas - Patient Zero in the AIDS disease
Percy Bysshe Shelley - My favorite poet
New Kids on the Block's careers
Marvin (in "Pulp Fiction")
All the aliens in ID4
Scully's dad
Grover Cleveland - Only two-time, non-consecutive president
Hugh O'Connor (heroin overdose, very sad)

Bruce Thomasson (1952 - present) - Bureaucrat, explorer, tabloid journalist

Lloyd Homer Thomasson - (1928 - 1994)
Homer Logan Thomasson - (1895 - 1966)
Mary Custer Hughes Thomasson - (1906 - 1965)
Nicholas Tompkins Thomasson - (1859 - 1912)
Mary Magnolia Bryant Thomasson - (1862 - 1932)
Patience Rector - (1790 - 1883)
Thomas Denne - (1370 - 1470)
Spencer Browning - (1795 - 1679)
Nimrod McIntosh - (1761 - 1844)
Fannie Annie Rosie Thomas Lewis - (1903 - 1985)
Alwin Rogers Lewis - (1901 - 1980)
William Barron Thomasson - (1823 - 1918)
Mary Ann Stewart Thomasson - (1827 - 1909)
Mary Sue Hutchinson Williams - (1913 - 1993)
Mae Irene Thomasson Hill - (1888 - 1915)

Mags - Writer

Anais Nin - Writer
John "Junie" Taylor - My grandfather
Jeff Buckley - Musician
Joe Orton - English playwright
Anthony Butera - My cousin
Wendy Quaremba - My aunt
Arthur Miller - Playwright

Wren - Fashion designer

Keith Haring - Pop artist
Divine - Drag personality
Goya - Artist (not the beans)
Erika Teaglemen - Friend
Freida Kahlo - Artist

Richard Thorp - Writer, Musician and Professional Liar

Joseph Goebbels- The late neighbourhood mailman, not the nazi
Mamie Van Doren - Best-breasted woman ever
Caligula - Horse-shagger
Lee Van Cleef - Nemesis of The Man With No Name.
Nancy Spungen - The talent in The Sex Pistols

Chris Austin - Student, musician, and genius

Galen - Greek Philosipher
Hadrian - Roman Emperor
Charles Evens Hughes - Supreme Court Justice
Merlyn - Celtic Philosipher
Theodosius Dobzhansky - Geneticist
Aaron Copeland - American Composer
Josef Breuer - Physician
Ed White - Apollo 1 Astronaut
Gus Grissom - Apollo 1 Astronaut
Roger Chaffee - Apollo 1 Astronaut
Jack Swigert - Apollo 13 Astronaut
Nikoli Rimsky - Korsakov- Russian Composer
Archiamedes - Greek Philosipher

Alex (Wolph) Saurenmann

Arthur Wellesley - First Duke of Wellington
Canute the Great - Danish King
The Real Don Steele - Disc Jockey
Robert A. Millikan - Science Dude
Arthur Edward Waite - Tarot Dude
Charles Aimin - My Great Grand Father
Julius Henry Saurenmann - My Grand Father
William A. Reagan - My Grand Father
Paul Foster Case - Tarot Dude
Upton Sinclair - Writer
Ensign Keogh - Captured First Imperial Eagle
Sergeant Masterman - Captured First Imperial Eagle
Christian I - Danish King

Kerri Jewell - Student

O.J's "Dream Team" of lawyers. I can hope!
Barbie -Someday, hopefully in the neck.(that b***h has got everything!)
Most of the cast from the movie "Scream"
Richard Simmons hope of ever being heterosexual
Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th movies (It's about goddamn time)
And that goes for Freddy Krueger too (Stop with the sucky sequels already!)
My kidneys after four Tequila Sunrises (Break out the defibulators!)

Karl Kaefer - Church Musician

Johnny Guitar Watson - Blues artist (since I can't have Frank Zappa.)
Carl Nielsen - Danish Composer
Jean Langlais - French Composer
Bill Ward - Rocky and Bullwinkle creator
Sid Barrett - Original Pink Floyd member
Robert Heinlein - Author
Phillip Dick - Author
Edgar Varese - Composer (since I can't have Zappa)
Conlon Nancarrow - Composer (since I can't have Zappa)
James Mason - Actor
Calvin Hampton - Church musician/composer

Bill Alderson - Graduate student at the University of Central Arkansas, working towards a Masters in English

Ellavivanine Alderson - My Grandmother, who bore 13 children and cared for them all.
Homer Alderson - My Grandfather, who lead a rough life.
Vader Lou Scroggins - My Great Grandmother who died at the age of 89. Very fiesty lady.
Lavinia Dickinson - She was responsible for geting the majority of her sister's (Emily) poems printed.
Larry Howe - High School friend who died after graduation in a car accident.
Catherine - Chartacter on the TV show "Beauty and the Beast."
Optimus Prime - If you don't know, don't ask.
Yoda - Strong in the ways of the force.
One Native American killed during the invasion of "The United States"
One woman killed during the Salem witch trials.
The security guard who always seems to die on a Star Trek episode.
Ginger - Our dog who died at the age of 16. Missed very much.

Robert Escalante - Student and Screenwriter

Harry "Pittsburgh Phil"Strauss - Mob Syndicate "capo" and hitman. Over 100 confirmed hits
Abe "Kid Twist" Reles - Syndicate "capo", hitman and stoolpigeon. Involved in 30 murders
Frank "Dasher" Abbandando - Syndicate hitman
"Happy" Maione - Syndicate"capo" and hitman. Called Happy because of his perpetual scowl
Vito "Chicken Head" Gurino - Syndicate hitman. Took target practice on chickens
"Blue Jaw"Magoon - Syndicate hitman
Buggsy Goldstein - Syndicate"capo" and hitman
Albert Anastasia - Syndicate boss and sadist. Known as the "Lord High Executioner"of Murder Inc.

Robbin Jaye - Mom, Creative Beauty, Wisdom
Lars Larson - Father, D.J., Harmonica Player, Lover of Life

Robert Hoffman - Guru...A MAJOR GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Paul Butterfield - Mr. Harmonica...
Robert Frost - The other American Poet...

Peggy - Musician and Rock'n'Roll fan

Pete Meaden - "Who" promoter
Kit Lambert - "Who" manager
The "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady
Kenny - The kid on Comedy Central's Southpark
Buckwheat - Eddie Murphy's SNL character
Ronnie Lane - Musician with the Faces

Scarhead - Computer Programmer, Football Analyst (hobby)

Stanley Robbins - Grandfather.
Jesse Owens - Gold medal winning track and field star.
Pontius Pilate - Roman Senator who sentenced Jesus to crucifixion.
The Unknown Soldier - Died for his country but wished to remain anonymous.
Herman Meyers - Grandfather of 4 boys.
Susan B. Anthony - Generally recognized as designer of the "Stars and Stripes" (US flag)
Sasquatch - Did they ever actually find one of these?

Kerrie Kreeck - Teacher

John Charles Kreeck Sr. - Grandfather
Neil Kreeck - Great Uncle (Charlie's brother) and former roommate of Walt Disney's. Also created the original "K" in the first "Kroger" sign.
Clara Shockley - Grandmother
Guy who invented the transistor radio - I'm related to him somehow
Eli Whitney - Inventor
Col. Mustard - Guess that depends on what the outcome of Clue is
Herbert Shockley - Other Grandfather
Hamilton - My fish
French woman - Was the oldest living person at 122 years of age
Simba's dad

Brian Melchor

Ernest Atterbery - Grandfather
John Ezell Williams - Great-grandfather
Uther Mae Williams - Great-grandmother
Ruby Whitelow - Philosopher
Ruby Anna White - Psychic
John Logan Kizer Sr. - Carpenter
Nehemiah - Bible
Guy who invented cigarettes
That dude that found fire
Jason - My fish
Those three guys who forgot to get a condom

Richard Long - Contemporary Christian D.J.

Barney Pip - 1960'S Chicago D.J., and the greatest DJ that ever lived
Murray The "K" Kauffman - New York City DJ
Bob Lewis - WABC disc jockey
Richard Long - Actor (Nanny & The Professor)
Sam Cooke - Vocalist extrordinaire
Percy Kilbride - Pa Kettle
Marjorie Maine - Ma Kettle
Rebecca Schaeffer - Murdered by a deranged lunatic
Dominique Dunn - Murdered by a deranged lunatic
James McCartney -Paul's dad
Mary McCartney - Paul's mom
Jimmy McCullough - Guitarist from Paul McCartney's "Wings" band
Spencer Williams - The Kingfish

Karen Breiner - Student

Berdell Hill
Daniel Novey
Elsie Moser
Jesse Wilk

MEDeLLlA

Ian Healy
Dylan White
Ryan Fritcher
Billy Pilgrim
Billy Corgan
Mario (You know who I'm talking about!)
Mario's brother, Luigi
Ronald McDonald
Mayor McCheese
Grimace (I'm not sure that's how to spell his name, but oh, well)
And, of course, my Mother (Most of the time, anyway).

Dave Andrew - Musician

Fearchar Mac-an-t-Sagairt - Traditional progenitor of my clan
Dwight Goeb - Junior-high-school locker partner
Kenny Thompson - High-school classmate
Frank Hayter- Brother-in-law
Debbie Kelton - Other brother-in-law's sister
Elizabeth Short - The "Black Dahlia"
George Tobias - Played Abner Kravitz on "Bewitched"
Tina Roascio - My maternal grandmother
Andrea Roascio - My maternal grandfather
Mike Gribble - Co-founder of Spike & Mike's Festival of Animation
Noah Webster - Dictionary author; inventor of American spelling, which I hate
Yuri Gagarin - Soviet cosmonaut
Clara Barton - Founder of American Red Cross; eponym of my first elementary school
The last native speaker of Cornish
St Didacus of Alcala - Eponym of San Diego, Calif.

Rich Honour - Male slut and whiteboy extraordinaire

Roberto Jordan - The bridgeblower from "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Quasimodo - Humility and patience.
Sun Yat Sen - The great awakening.
Angeleyes - G, B and U villain.
Zeno of Elea - Motion is impossible.
Benoit B. Mandelbrot - Innovator of chaotic (fractal) geometry.
Michael Stifel - "Futile is the labor of those who fatigue themselves with calculations to square the circle."
Max Planck - Initiated quantum mechanics.
Olod the Conquerer - Ask a Mongol.
Sitting Bull - "Let it be recorded that I was the last of my people to lay down my gun."
Don Quixote - The ficticious ficticioner.
Chiang-Kai Shek - Sorry about Formosa, dude.

kdc

James Earl Ray
Stonewall Jackson
Jefferson Davis
Ronnie Van Zant

Jennifer Guthrie - Activist, Poet, Slacker

John Stuart Mill - Most profound philosopher
"Goose" from Top Gun
Robert A. Heinlein - Science fiction author
Rachel Carson - Environmentalist; author of "Silent Spring"
Lewis Grizzard - Southern humorist
May Sarton - Feminist lesbian poet
Christopher Isherwood - Extremely gay writer, philosopher, and party guy
Nimue - From "The Mists of Avalon"
Beth March - From Little Women
Valentine Michael Smith - From Stranger in a Strange Land
Kent Guthrie - Great guy
Harold Smith - Orchid growing agoraphobic on Twin Peaks

Louis Starr

Warren Jackson - Sr. Warren Jr.'s father, a childhood hero
Snookie Lansen (of "Hit Parade" fame Paladin)
Kennesaw Mountain Landis - A judge
Eva Braun - Great taste in men
Al Wright - Taught me that everyone has a right to go to hell in his own way
Conan - When in doubt, kick ass
Margret Mitchell - One trick pony, but what a trick
George Patton - Killer
Bull Conner - Who gave us someone to hate
John Jacob Astor - Robber baron

Ronna Faris (has more videos than friends)

The guy who killed himself in Dead Poets Society
The lawyer that was eaten by the dinosaur in Jurassic Park

Marv Blackman - Painting Contractor

Princess Diana - Dead, beautiful princess
Fyodor Dostoyevsky - Dead Russian mad writer
Charles Blackman - Dead brother, alcoholism cirrhosis
Al Capone - Every young boy's hero
Robert G. Ingersoll - Famous agnostic

Mike McClellan

Greg McClellan - Brother
Frank McClellan - Dad
Vest McClellan - Grandfather
George H. Kinnaird - Grandfather
Amanda Kinnaird - Grandmother
Gladys McClellan - Grandmother
Ada McClellan - Great-grandmother
Frank Reeser - Friend
Harry Hershey - Friend
Herd McClellan - Uncle
General George Brent McClellan - Uncle
George Watkins - Friend
Marie Watkins - Friend
Rex Reed - Friend (not "the" Rex Reed)

Henrik Veber Madsen - Astrologer, musician

Alexander 356-323 b.c.
Hildegard 1098-1179
Martinus 1890-1981

Steve Overmeyer

Dennis James
Ben Hogan
Arthur Ashe
The Flying Wallendas

Chasanne Sherrer

Jack London

Larry P. Apuzzo - "Liqualdo Aplomb"

D. (Dennis) Boon - Guitarist/singer of The Minutemen
Wallace Beery - Actor circa 1930's
William Bendix - Actor from 'Life of Riley'
Hugo Ball - Artist / dadaist
Francis Bacon - Painter
James Buchanan - 15th President
James Bowie - Alamo guy

Lance R. Paulauskas

Matthew Trotter - Friend
Death - Lost its grip
Hell - Wrong way
Grave - No hold on me
Lazarus - Was raised again
Jim Rogers - Greatest music professor known to me
Michael Ballard - Talent and artist
Grandfather - Never knew you
Ping Luanshrinhota - Acquaintance
Rachelle Rye - Rest forever sweetly
Heart of society

Raymond Gibson - Typing Techno Wizard

Mother Teresa - What a great person
Brian Dierkins - Great Friend, commited suicide
Raymond Kennedy Gibson - My grandfather, never got to know him
Joseph Smith - No I ain't a mormon!
Steve Gibson - Cousin, died in car crash
Link - My dog...
Mr. Cat
Buddy - Grandma's dog
Disco
KSCA 101.9
The Apache Men

Malia Fincher - Sewanee student

E. M. Forster - Writer
Gustav Klimt - Artist
The Lady of Shalott
George Bernard Shaw - Wrote Pygmalion
Rex Harrison - Actor, My Fair Lady
Milton Robertson - Beloved friend and neighbor
Daisy - Wonderful ex-dog
The guy who invented panty hose - Glad he's dead
Victims of drunk drivers everywhere

Adam - Student

Davey Moore - Boxer "who killed Davey Moore"
Yitzakh Rabin - Prime Minister of Israel
Gearge Burns - Comedien
Neal "Dean Moriarity" Cassidy - legendary hitch-hiker friend of
Willie Shoemaker - Jocky
Blind Willie McTell - Blues Musician
Gustav Anvil - Inventor of the anvil
Sidhartha - Brahman searcher
Vince Lombardi - Reason for "Title-town USA"

Barbara Wieland

Red Skelton - Clown, dead as of today
Dodi Al-Fayed - Romeo to Lady Dianna's Juliet
Lady Dianna & Dodi Al-Fayed's driver - In a drunken and drugged haze
Andrew Cunanan - Murderer
Mobutu Sese Seko - Bad man in leopardskin prints
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Pakistani singer
The Shah of Iran
The Ayatollah Khomeni
The Arab-Israeli peace process (along with many Arabs and Israelis)
Joseph Campbell - Man of mythic stature
Ingeborg Bachman - Austrian writer
Sean Coller - Friend

John Twomey - Musician, Songwriter, Eccentric and Twit

11 of the 12 apostles (you can keep Judas)
Alfred the Great - early British monarch who established the standard for English cuisine by burning some cakes
King John - British sleazebag king who was forced to sign the Magna Carta

Andy Buist

Alisdair McLean - Novelist
Sir Charles McLean, Bart. - Sometime-Chief of Clan McLean
Allan McLean - Jacobite General
Billy McLean - SAS representative in wartime Albania
Alan Mclean - University Professor and brother
Robert McLean - Father
Dugald McLean - Grandfather
John McLean - Red Clydesider
Ian McLean - Uncle
Sir Hector McLean - Founder of Clan McLean
Field Marshalls; Allenby, Slim, Alexander, Kitchener, Alanbrooke

Tiff Stinnett - Student and officer candidate at the United States Air Force Academy.
Anything that is said here isn't necessairly the practices and/or beliefs of the US Air Force. (sorry i have to add a disclaimer)

Erma Bombeck - American Humorist
David O'Selsnick - American director, directed "Gone With the Wind"
Jessica Tandy - American actress, "Driving Miss Daisy", "Fried Green Tomatoes"
Kenny - Character on the cartoon "South Park" has a "tendency to die" in every episode
Toto - My dog
Mary Smith - My grandmother

Todd Holloway - Uniform Route Salesman, soon to be vending machine route salesman

GG Allin - Dung-throwing & eating, self-mutilating singer (OD)
Dick Murdoch - Pro wrestler (heart attack)
Tojo Yamamoto - Pro wrestler (shotgun suicide)
Hulk Hogan's wrestling skills (is topic of the "Has he ever HAD wrestling skills" debate)
Gene Anderson - Pro wrestler, part of Minnesota wrecking crew
Moondog Mayne - Pro wrestler, Moondogs tag team (car accident)
Ray "Crippler" Stevens - Pro wrestler
Andre The Giant - Pro wrestler
Mike Von Erich*
Chris Von Erich*
Kerry Von Erich*
David Von Erich*
Fritz Von Erich* *Fritz was the dad, the other four were brothers. One OD, two suicides, one toxic shock syndrome, and Fritz died of cancer
Eddie "Hot Stuff" Gilbert - Pro wrestler (cocaine OD)
Dory Funk, Sr. - Pro wrestler, father of Dory Jr. & Terry (from what I've heard, died from injuries sustained in a match)

Stephen Wesley Clemons

Paul Louis Wallace, Jr. - Loving family member and missed friend

Jeff Rothman

Jayavarman VII - Cambodian King
Nico - Entertainer of sorts
Huascar - Last legitimate Inca King
Francisco Pizarro - Conquistador y verdadero hijo de puta
Hieronymous Bosch - Painter
Luis Bunuel - Film Director
Mariano Melgarejo - El peor de todos de los mas que ciento presidentes de Bolivia
Gualberto Villaroel - El untimo presidente de Bolivia ahogado de una farola en La Paz
Ramses II - The Egyptian pharoah after whom many condoms are named (wonder why)?
Creswell - Effeminate "claryvoiant of sorts" in Ed Wood films
Francisco Acuna de Figueroa - Escritor de Himno Nacional de Paraguay

Agent Onion

Whoever put the "bomp" in the "bomp-da-bomp-da-bomp"
Wassily Kandinsky - Artist extraordinaire
John Keats - The finest poet to ever live
William Grotowski - Revolutionary actor
W.B. Yeats - A truly great poet
The lady (whose name I've forgotten) who was assulted, stripped, and launched from a bridge to her death in front of many cheering and proudly American drivers in broad daylight - May we never forget
E.M. Cioran - Philosopher, author, and generally not-full-of-crap kind of guy
Rene Descartes - The father of my brand of existentialism

JTolb20338

Walter Brennan
Lassie (she was pregnant with twelve puppies at the time of her demise)

Eric Handali

Winston Marsh
Charles Marsh
Thelma Dalphin
Herbert Dalphin
June Wilson
Mathew Hayees
Pastor Richard Brohmal
Reverend Jack Hill
Heny Mckinnel
Cricket Murphy
Marty Wilson
Ethen Allen

Brandon Benson

Jesse Heivly -Friend, killed by drunk driver
Curtis Benson - Biological grandfather, died before I was born
Warren Clemons - The second one good ol' grandma wore out
Nick Zaffery - Desert Storm era army buddy. If you ARE alive, EMAIL ME
- MASSIVE UPDATE!!! Nick Zaffery's NOT DEAD!!! He contacted the "15 DEAD GUYS" webmaster, I posted a notice on the page, and on Fri, October 25, 2002, Brandon found this page again & contacted Nick. They're both alive & well!
The first mutant considered to be Homo Sapiens
3 cavemen nobody else wants

economics.sen (Parliament of Australia)

Joseph Smith - Murdered Mormon prophet
Brigham Young - Strong Mormon prophet
Lorenzo Snow - Gentle loving Mormon Prophet
My mother - Good mum, good friend
Spencer W. Kimball - Great loving Mormon prophet
Spencer Tracey - Briliant actor, lovely man

Phillip Sitz

IG88
Anakin Skywalker
Tony Stark
Angie Daddy
Sir Francis Drake
George of the Jungle
Joe Reeves

John Fitzwater

Baron Robert Fitzwalter - Forced the King to sign Magna Carta
John L Fitzwater Jr - My grandfather
John L Fitzwater Sr - My great-grandfather
John L Fitzwater - My great-great-grandfather
Robert Heinlein - Author
Mike Smith - Dead guy from Mars
Lysander Spooner - Author, libertarian
The first person who ever smoked cannabis flowers
Juan Matis - Shaman

Flarb

Gumpei Yokoi - Creator of the Game Boy, and Virtual Boy. Nintendo Yakuza Target!
MC Trouble - Another dead rapper. But all the big ones were taken.
Jason Vorhees - He's dead. Really.
Kim Milford - Brilliant star of Laserblast, struck down in his prime.
Java Man - Really, really dead.
Ray Combs - Dead host of Family Feud. Survey sez! DEAD!
Porkins - Unsung hero of the Rebel Alliance.
Eddie Seidel - Kid who jumped off a bridge when Battlestar Galactica was cancelled. Now THAT'S a fanboy!
Unknown Programmer of Strider for PCE/SG: Killed himself when the game wasn't up to snuff.
And for the rest--save 5 extra corpses for me when you make that trip to the morgue.

Steve Savage - Just a regular guy

Allen Hale - Skipper on "Gilligan's Island"
Bill Barilko - Toronto Maple Leaf, died mysteriously up north
My two Great-grandfathers - Who gave their lives so I could live in freedom
Wicked Witch of the East - crushed by Dorothy's house
Don Moore - one of my best friends father
All the people that have past away and donated their organs to help someone else live. May they live their next life in utter peace and harmony.

Lori Shipp - Office Manager

Thomas Payne - Author of "Common Sense", very, very cool dude.
Patsy Cline (Virginia Dick) - 1932-1963 Singer (I go out walkin' after midnight...)
Stephen F. Austin - Texas Independence Leader
Sam Houston - Texas Leader, only white man that could communicate with the Indians without pissing them off (can I say that?)
Elizabeth "Mother" Goose - Died 1757, author
Jack Daniel - 9/5/1848-10/10/11 Whiskey Magnate (my man!)
Arthur Guinness - Beer Magnate (Guinness Beer - only the best!)
Bobby Shipp - My uncle, died at construction site when he fell off scaffolding onto pile of bricks
Vastie Holmes - Aunt, lived and died a creature of extravagance
Thelma Marshall - Grandmother, God fearing woman whose husband beat her til she was deaf in one ear
Jonathan Wuensch - Cousin died in late September, 1997 at 19 years old, lost control of motorcycle, no helmet, died almost instantly
Valerie Smith - Aunt, died in infancy

Tom MacBain - Police Officer

Robert Ward MacBain - My Father (Heart Attack-age 38)
Robert Edward MacBain - My Grandfather (Heart Condition-age 42)
Helen Ward MacBain - My Grandmother (Just Plain Old-age 88)
Edward MacBain - My Great Uncle (Unknown)
Dennis G. Lawlor - A Good Friend/Mentor (Alcoholism/HIV-age 41)
Kenneth Chamberlain - A Good Friend/Co-worker (Menengitis-age 36)
Daniel R. Doman - A Good Friend/Father Figure (Diabetes-age 54)
Katherine Roy - My Maternal Grandmother (Just Got Old-age 86)
Helen Dazin - My Maternal Great Aunt (Just Plain Old-age 82)
Viola Domerstadt - My Ex-mother-in-law...I liked her (Cancer-age 58)
Elizabeth Montgomery - Actress, TVs "Bewitched"
Dick York - Actor, TVs "Bewitched"
Agnes Moorehead - Actress, TVs "Bewitched"

John Weber - College student at Vanderbilt University

Myrtle Moore - Great-Grandmother
Carlos Ramirez - classmate
Len Bias - basketball player and coke fiend
Strom Thurmond - Senator (he should die soon, wishful thinking I guess you could say)
Sonny Corleone - Eldest son of the Godfather
Fredo Corleone - Youngest son of the Godfather
Jaws - star of several movies -- or is he dead?
Kosmos Spoetzl - brewmaster of Shiner beer
Uncle Freddy -- of Jerky Boys fame
Emperor Iturbide I of Mexico
Yorick - Hamlet's boyhood Jester

Suneep Jimsom - Writer/Pornographer

Norton I - Emperor of America and protector of Mexico.
Hasan I Sabbah - Inventor of the word "Hashish" among other things.
Lao Tzu
Unknown guy rumored to have attatched a rocket to his Impala and mushed himself into a mountain a couple of years ago.
Dean Butler - Childhood aquaintance struck dead by lightning while playing tennis
Peyo - Creator of THE SMURFS.
Frances Farmer - Actress, professional cocksucker.
Guy trampled by horses during filming of "BEN HUR."

J.W. Johnson - Tired English Professor

Sargon II - Assyrian Emperor
Amenhotep IV - Egyptian pharoah and tough general
Li Po - Great Chinese lyric poet
Basho - Great Japanese poet, wrote haihu
Boadicea - English queen who fought the Romans
Cato Uticensis - Roman philosopher and patriot who died opposing Julius Caesar
Queen Zenobia of Palmyra - Middle Eastern queen who fought against Roman Emperor Aurelian
Samson - Strong man
Delilah - Samson's barber
Harriet Beecher Stowe - New England blueblood and author of Uncle Tom's Cabin
Braxton Bragg - Confederate general (not very good one)
Katherine Anne Porter - Terrific short story writer and novelist
Lillian Gish - Legenedary stage and film actress
Richard Barthelmess - Film actor who often appeared opposite Gish
Evelyn Nesbitt - The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing

Travis Straub

Jason, Canton, Colvin, Nichols - 4 dead young men remembered by Pennywise in "Bro Hymn."
Nathaniel Bacon - Author
Russel Fetty - Grandfather I never got to know.
Johnathan Swift - Author of "A Modest Proposal."
Dr. Livingston - I presume you know who he is.
John (Jean) Calvin - Founder of Calvinism, sorter of religious mess
Martin Luther -Founder of Lutheranism, maker of religious mess.

Joe Burns - Artist and all around nice guy

Flash - My brother of cancer at 22 He did'nt get much of a chance to live
Rocky Marciano - He would whip Tyson and Holyfield on the same night
Ben Wilson - He would have been better than Scottie Pippen
Big John Studd - Strongest wrassler ever
Kerry McGlocklin - Eaten by a crocodile - Australia
William K. Olsen - Him too -Africa
960 Japanese soldiers - Them too - WWII Off Ramree Island-Burma
Ungan Singh- Eaten by the "Maneaters of Tsavo" - Lions they made a movie about "Ghost & the Darkness"
Kenny Hubbs - If the cubbies would have had him at second base in '69 - no "Miracle Mets"
Mike Duff - Died in University of Evansville plane crash in '77 - Would have made NBA-I know, I played against him in H.S.
Granny D - My granny - Nicest person I ever met
The Mongonomous Muck - Wolf - Coolest dog ever

The McDonald Family - All the below are family members; Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles and First Cousins. Not many of us left.

Harold V. Cooper Sr.
Melba E. Cooper Wife of above
Harold Gates Jr.
Clayton Palmer
Joey Palmer
Judy Palmer
Howard Schneider
Adela Schneider
Ray Sharp Sr.
Ray Sharp Jr.
Dr. Shaw
Ty Coats
Lee Coats
Anna Gates
Harold Gates Sr.

Jackie Lee Hexum - Stage actress

Antony Hamilton - Australian dancer and actor (Cover Up)
Jonathan Larsen - Playwright (Rent)
Jon-Erik Hexum - Actor. Truly the greatest man I never knew (Voyager! and Cover Up)
Rich Mullins - Christian singer/songwriter
Shaun Fletcher and Mike Klein - My beloved friends
Jon and Jenny Erickson - Killed by drunk driver - friends from Stevens High School
Mr. Richard Scarry - Children's author
Brandon Tartinkoff
My grandmother Bierer - Your little boy turned out just fine, but we all miss you
Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong
Mr. Joseph W. Tkach

gilmasse - All of the below are dead drag racers

Lee Shepard - Pro stock
Pete Robinson - Top fuel
Blaine Johnson - Top fuel
Elmer Trent - Top fuel bike
Jimmy Nix - Top fuel
Mickey Thompson - Top fuel
Don Carlton - Pro stock
Jungle Jim Lieberman - Funny car
Doug Cook - Top gas
Keith Black - Engine Builder
Gary Ormsby - Top Fuel
Ed Pink - Engine builder
Dave Strickler - Super stock
Don Young - Top gas
Wild Willie Borch - Fuel altered driver

Anonymous

Terry Dugan
Vaughn Wadelius
Michelle Ofrey
Melanie LaJambe
Curtis Gareau
Stewart Parker
Warren Hicks
Tim
Mr.Monahan
Mrs.Mitchelle

Tori Weaver - Artist/Art Teacher

Chris - my brother
Bob - my dad
Jack - my dad in law

Jeff Madlock - Hope High School Band

Carmen McRae - Jazz Singer

John & Steve - Dog food gurus, mmm mmm good!

Millard Fillmore - 13th President of the United States
Sisera - Look in the Old Testament for how his head got nailed to the floor - I hate it when that happens!
King Herod - He was struck down and eaten by worms
Matthew Beard - "Stymie" in the Little Rascals
Ted Cassidy - Lurch on the Addams Family. "You Rang?"
Harold Sakata - Played Oddjob in "Goldfinger". Nice hat!
Dick Bong - America's top ace in World War 2 (40 victories)
Crispus Attucks - Killed in the Boston Massacre, 1770
Mrs. Fletcher - "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Mr. Watson - Alexander G. Bell's sidekick. It's great to be "needed!"
George Washington Carver - Inventor of peanut butter and eternal enemy of dogs everywhere
Junior Samples - From Hee Haw. Call BR-549
William Frawley - Actor. He was on "My Three Sons" before Uncle Charlie showed up. He was also Fred Mertz, neighbor of Ricky and Lucy Ricardo.
Vitus Bering - 18th century Russian explorer.
Adrian Adonis - Professional wrestler

Mike Cunningham

Dean Moriarity - What could I do !! Neal Cassady was already selected twice.
Bill W. - Dead AA guy.
Tim Hardin - Musician/Songwriter - Should have been a carpenter.
Calvert Vaux - The other Architect/Designer (along with FredOlmsted), of Central Park. Believe it or not these dead guys won a design contest to design the place.
Winky Dink - Hey! Let's $#%& up mom's TV set.
Guy Fawkes - "Hey, wanna blow up Parliament ?" France - I don't give a CRAP what Jerry Lewis thinks, this place sucks.
Larry Hagman's first liver.
George Sanders - Actor .... whose suicide note read; "I"m bored".
Tex Antoine and his TV weather prop, Mr. Weatherbee.
Frank D Burke - Hey! I miss you

Mikesdcool

Kenny - South Park
Hernan Cortes - helped conquer Mexico
Francisco Lopez de Gomara - Cortes's secretary
Francisco Pizarro - Helped conquer Peru
Gumpei Yokoi - Creater of Game Boy

Caryn Williams - No one special but not dead

Donna Earnhart - My mother from cancer, she kissed me goodbye, I miss her terribly.
Draco - The last dragon and ancestor of Sean Connery
Auntie Alma - Her name lives on in mine
The guy who committed suicide when he didn't get a job that I was hired for.
Valerie Fairchild Rockey - To suicide. We shared a birthday and I didn't get to say goodby. Preceeded in death by her husband.
Shirley Allen - Cousin who died of alcoholism
Herman Hess - German author & philosopher
Bernie - He's been back once, will he come again
Dean Marin Jr. - Son of Dean Martin the actor/singer

Joy Spainhower - Composer, modern dance student

Olivier Messiaen - "Rhythmician and orinthologist". d. 1992
Martha Graham - Originator of a new dance
Uncle Johnny - d. 1997
Toru Takemitsu - Composer and atmospheric manipulator, lover of gardens. d. 1996
Witold Lutoslawski - Poland's own hero-composer. d. 1995
Gertrude Stein - Amazing female
Samuel Beckett - Amazing absurdist
Frida Kahlo - and her papier-mache skeleton "lover"
Dorothea Lange - Woman with a camera, speaking through the dust...
Andrew Bogiages - Fellow conservatory student, passed away this summer...
Sir George Solti - Conductor....need I say more?
Bettina von Arnim - Composer and European gossip queen
Alban Berg - My lover in a past life...

Michelle Region

Trey Wilson- "Nathan Arizona", " Beetroot Mckinley"
Danny Rowden - A friend who elected to check out
Al Browing - A guy in my tenth grade civics class whose throat was cut
Pam Mahaffey - Too much blow
Mike Olsen - Car too fast on dead end street
Lance - My x German Shepard
Don Fuhr - Owner of the Million Dollar Saloon-Dallas Texas
Claudia Jennings - Ninteen-seventies model/playboy playmate
Otis Wilkerson - Hunting accident 1971
Billy Weber - "Wayward" preacher from Dallas

Dwight Gruber - Television Producer, former musician, other stuff at other times

Clyde Tombough - Discoverer of the planet Pluto
Buddy Rich - Jazz Drummer extraordinaire
William Blake - Poet and visionary
Mary Whiffin - A dear friend
Edward R. Murrow - The conscience of broadcast journalism
Peiking Man - Dead and gone
Cetyswayo - Zulu King who fought the British and lost, but gloriously
Graham Hill - Gentleman racing driver
John Reed - Foreign correspondent
Eugene Furst - Opera conductor
Merriwether Lewis - Explorer, diarist, manic-depressive
Ricky Lancellotti - The best singer who never toured with the Mothers of Invention
Richard Thornburg - Trumpeter who literally played his heart out
Todd Brwoning - Director of "Freaks"

George C. Willick

Frankenstein
Alexander Hamilton
Father Goose
Rupert Brooke
Robert Maplethorpe
King Oliver
Donald A. Wollheim
Avram Davidson
Fletcher Christian
Captain Ahab

Amanda Foote - Genius in Training

Robert the Bruce - King of Scotland (And distant relative)
Charlemagne - King of France
Geofrey Chaucer - Writer (Author of THE CANTERBRUY TALES)
Sir Thomas Mallory - Writer (Author of LE MORTE D'ARTHUR)
John Milton - Writer (Author of PARDISE LOST)
Nobakov - Writer (Author of LOLITA)
Lady Jane - Briefest Queen of England
Sir Thomas Moore - Man who died for what he believed in
Sir Richard Rich - Just a plain Bastard
Cardinal Richelieu - Smart coniving Bastard

Kevin M - Drifter

Joe Hewlett - Systems Engineer

Edward Alton Hewlett - Paternal Grandfather, Pittsburgh Steel worker
Phyllis Hewlett - Paternal Grandmother, Homemaker
Frank Sudia - Maternal Grandfather, Westinghouse Chemist
David Hume - Author of An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, father of Scientific Method
John D. MacDonald - Author of Travis McGee
James Mitchner - Author of The Drifters, the Covenant, and The Source
Ellen G. White - Author of more words in print than any other woman in history
Jack Daniels - Died of complications from a broken toe. Kicked a safe that wouldn't open
The fifth member of the away team
The two most famous black women in history - Aunt Jemima, and Mother F@#$er

Melissa Myers - Karaoke junkie, Philosopher and Mother-to-be

Ray Bolger - The ultimate Scarecrow.
Minnie Ripperton - Lovin' her was easy, because she was beautiful
F. W. Dixon - Creator of the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew
Medgar Evers - Civil rights activist
Milton Hershey - Philanthropist and maker of fine chocolates
Loretta Myers - (My mom) She taught me to read before I was five. I sure do miss her! ?

Ramzi Ibn Majnoon - Fool

Mary Wollstonecraft - Feminist & Frankenstein's Grandmother
Eugene Debs - Cool Presidential Candidate
Hannibal's Maternal Grandfather - don't know his name, sorry - but he's
mine
Jelal Al'Din Rumi - Sufi Philosopher
Sinclair Lewis - Writer
Haroun Al'Rashid II - Dictator of Cordova, 10th century Andalusia
Robert La Follette - Governer of Wisconsin
Chief Seattle - Philosopher & Activist & Guide
Linus Pauling - Chemist
Pericles of Athens - Politician

John Heaton - Systems administrator

George Bowman - Founder of Cornell College, Mt. Vernon, Iowa
Dennis Brain - Virtuoso French horn player
Cicero - Roman statesman and author
John Devine - American historian
Harold "Red" Grange - American football great
Herodotus - Greek historian
Woodrow Hickman - Grandfather
Hubert H. Humphrey - US Senator and vice president
Jack Kirby - Comic book artist
John Knox - Scottish theologian
St. Matthias - 13th apostle
B.F. Skinner - Psychologist and philosopher
Sir Georg Solti - Conductor
Curt Swan - Comic book artist

Sarah

P.G. Wodehouse - Writer, humorist, drama critic
Lady Jane Grey - Queen of England for 9 days
Pamela Digby Churchill Hayward Harriman - Woman
about town
Lucy Webb Hayes - First Lady
Tom Yawkey -Boston Red Sox owner
Robert Benchley - Writer, drama critic, humorist, riot
Guy who wrote "Rent"
My Dad
My friend, Cathy
Parson Jack Russell - Founder of the breed of terriers that bear his name

Jack Canfield - Hospital Executive, frustrated musician

Padraic Pearse - Irish patriot
Peter Tchaikovsky - Russian composer
Guiseppe Verdi - Italian composer
Aaron Burr - The VP who shot Alexander Hamilton
Vermeer - Dutch artist
James Conlon (where in Ireland are we from, g-granddad?)
Charles Thomson - Secretary of the Continental Congress
Lew Wallace - "Ben Hur" author, who didn't keep his promise to pardon
Billy
Michael Collins - Irish patriot
June Christy -Great jazz singer with Kenton

Jim Jump - soldier and American

David O. McKay - 9th Mormon prophet
William Theodore Jump - My grandfather and great fisherman
Edward Ferdinand Wilhelm Max Zuelke - My other grandfather
The first guy to drink cow's milk - What was he really doing, anyway?
The kid who killed himself because of Ozzy's lyrics - Don't blame the Oz!
Scott Hamilton's testicle - Great skater, too bad for the cancer
Ray Kroc
Marv Albert's career - Yeeeessssss!
Alex Merich - Friend's baby that died of SIDS at 4 months
32 Texas inmates so far in 1997 - Go for 50!
Thousands of soldiers so that we may remain free

David W. B. Llewellyn - Game writer

Aristophenes - Playwright
Peter Cook - Comedian
John Manzer - Friend who recently died
Pierre Curie - Scientist
Dr. Cripps - One of many "Ripper" suspects
Francois Villon - French poet
Hamnet Shakespeare - William's son, died during childhood
Typhoid Mary - Walking plague
King Henry V of England
Francis Hanley - Actor, college professor
Robert Kennedy - U.S. Secretary of State under the JFK Administration
Jack Kent Cooke - Despised owner of the Washington Redskins. Because no one else would want him.
William Hartnell - The first actor to play "The Doctor"
Cardinal Richelieu - French Statesman
Damon - Friend to Pythias

Magoo

Lionel Twains - Murder by Death

Mike

Aaron Burr
Jim Bowie
Peter Burkholder, Jr.
Sally Hemmings
Benedict Arnold
Maria Cosway
William Braithwaite
Meriweather Lewis
John James Audobon

Mary De Nys - Teacher

Dorothy Day - Activist for peace & justice
Wayne Parris - Teacher, pacifist, surrogate grandfather, (regular grandfather too)
William J. Herzog - My grandfather
George Eliot - Novelist
John XXIII - The Pope who opened the windows
Thomas More - Politician and saint, man of courage, genius and humor
Salvador Allende - He might have brought it off if we'd let him
Steve Goodman - Folk singer, author of "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request"

Mike

Bessie Catherine Shiplett - My greatgrandmother
Zachariah Rexrode - Ancestor
Clara Barton
Montgomery Clift
Mary Eunice Knicely - My grandmother
General Turner Ashby
Ruth- from the Bible
Philip Long - Ancestor

A. R. Dvoryak - Legal Secretary, but sometimes wish I wasn't

Wizard of Oz - Odd fellow in his own way
Mr. Bill - SNL will not be the same without you
Farrington - Excellent attorney (best boss I have had in Maryland)
Boggs - Step Father of self inflicted gunshot to the head
Derek Rose - High school commrade died in car crash before H.S. graduation
Eugene James - Another commrade that fell with Rose
Wayne Terliamis - In one of them Jap cars lost control and into the Colorado river
Louise Hollinger - Grandmother I only met a couple of times died this year, 1997
Freddy of Nightmare on Elm Street - Wishful thinking?

Michael Barton, aka RED

Cabeza de Vaca - Conquistador
JD Salinger - Wrote The Catcher in the Rye
Voltaire - French author/philosopher
Hesiod - Greek writer
St Francis of Assisi
Juan Peron - Argentine ruler and communist sympathizer
Sirhan Sirhan - Guy who shot RFK
Nero - Wacky Roman emperor
Hannibal - Carthaginian guy who fought the Romans
Hadsrubal - Hannibal's father
Hamilcar - Hadsrubal's father
Commodus - Roman Emperor who thought he was Hercules

Simon Nielsen, Gislinge, Denmark. - serial killer

Robert Hanson
General Franco (Spanish dictator)
Dennis Nilson
Palle Sørensen ( Danish Copkiller)

Kevin McGiboney - Courier

George London
Cosima Wagner
Una Merkel
Guy Kibbee
Dodi Al Fayed

Victorian Squid - a nobody

Oskar Werner
Anita Loos
S. J. Perelman
Dorothy Parker
Oscar Levant
Carole Lombard
Lorenz Hart
Rahsaan Roland Kirk
Townes Van Zandt
Rod Serling
Edward Gorey
Peter Lorre
Francois Truffaut

Robin Carmody - Writer (The germ of my values and influences is here.)

Nick Drake
Lucy M. Boston
Reyner Banham
Aneurin Bevan
Keir Hardie
William Cobbett
William Morris
Harold Wilson
James Brine
Thomas Standfield
George Loveless
James Loveless
John Standfield
James Hammett

Neil Garvin - Carny/Student

Carl Perkins - King of rockabilly
Leo Baeck - rabbi/leader of Berlin ghetto
Marjorie Wright - recently deceased grandmother
Benjamin - Cabbagetown crooner
Jonathan Edwards - prominent Congregational preacher
A'isha - favorite wife of the Prophet Muhammad
Pope Joan - disguised woman pope
Martin Luther King, Sr.
William Randolph Heart - media kingpin
Mata Hari - spy/exotic dancer
Deacon Lunchbox - Redneck poet
Paul Coverdell - Senator from Georgia
Primo Levi - Italian author
Chuang Tzu - storyteller

Jarrod San Angel - Disgruntled EarthLink Employee; Dreamer

Mevlana Jelaluddin Rumi
My wee little Brother, Nicholas
Goethe
Grandpa Amer

Kate Anderson

Paul Routley - grandfather
Robin Routley - father
Nicholas Routley - brother
Dave Andersons 1, 2 and 3 (for the sake of 4, 5 and 6)
Sir Lancelot
Count Dracula (technically undead)
Mary, mother of God, for getting away with the whole immaculate conception
scam.
Douglas Adams - "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
Mordecai Richler - Jacob Two-Two will adventure no more.
Timothy Findley
Ann Landers

Darrin Noble

Mr Jackson - the poor and innocent victim of Sean and my humour simply
because he is buried beside my Grandmother. You see, she always wanted to
try a black man and Mr Jackson has a fine photo on his stone confirming
that he is, in fact, black as night. And wearing a plaid jacket to boot.
Here's to Mr Jackson - Get it on, brother!
Rachel Cojocar - our Bica (Romanian for Grandmother) who endured the
tortures of a criminal husband , loved her Grandchildren like pieces of
gold and is now dancing high and mighty with the great Mr Jackson. Go
girl!
Constantine Cojocar - our Mosu (Romanian for Grandfather) - convicted gold
thief, bootlegger, category man and a true character who added a lot of
spice to the streets and women of Windsor. Where were you when we were
growing up?
Jackie Rogers Senior - Jackie - although we knew yee, I would have to say
hardly. SCTV legend/myth.
Allen Ginsberg - notorious homosexual and beat poet. Hung out (and I
suspect truly hung out) with Borroughs, Leary, Keroauc, Warhol
William S Borroughs - another homo literary great. Junkie!
Benjamin Orr - bass and lead singer from The Cars. Just died of pancreatic
cancer. I guess he gave new meaning the the words Let's Go
Charlie Becker - My good friend Bob's dad - one of the finest family men I
ever met. Infectious effect on people. And a fine car collector as well.
Identity Unknown - the Darwin recipient who drove the fabled JATO powered
Impala into the desert mountain. "He could not have been prepared for what
happened next"

Sean Black - Degenerate

Che Guevera - Last of the great old style revolutionaries
Henry Miller - American Novelist
Nikoli Dostyevski - Russian Novelist
Xiola Bleu - Surrealist, Californian 80's artist
Sly Robbie - The Family Stone
Samuelle de Champlain - Founder Of Quebec and Canada, friend of my father
Vincent Breau - My colonial ancestor

Christine Anderson - Student of Biological Anthropology

Thomas Henrey Huxley - aka Darwin's Bulldog
Pierre Elliot Trudeau - Canadian Prime Minister
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Louis Leakey - Anthropologist
Mary Leakey - Anthropologist
The Iceman
Gregor Mendel - Mendelian Genetics
Clarence Darrow - Scopes Attorney
Lester B. Pearson - Canadian Prime Minister
Charles Shultz - Creater of Charlie Brown
L.M. Montgomery - Writer
Emily Murphy - One of the Valiant Five that asked "Are Women Persons?"
Shel Silverstein - Poet
KN-XIV unit 68 - Glazkovo male 25-30 years old. Excavated by the contributor, in Siberia, 2000.
KN-XIV unit 77 - Youth 12 - 15 years old. Excavated by the contributor, in Siberia, 2000.

Lindsay F. Marshall - Computer Scientist, Internet Cemetry Keeper, Musician

Art Tatum - Jazz Pianist
Billy Pigg - Northumbrian Piper
Tom Anderson - Shetland Fiddler
Jimmy Shand - Button Accordian player
J. Scott Skinner - Scottish fiddler
James Hill - Newcastle Fiddler
Tam Hughes - Border Fiddler
Seaumus Ennis - Irish Piper
Michael Coleman - Irish Fiddler
Willie Taylor - Northumbrian Fiddler
Joe Hutton - Northumbrian Piper
Blind Blake - Blues Guitarist
Pinetop Smith - Boogie pianist
Willie Hunter - Shetland Fiddler
Tiny Moore - Western Swing Mandolin Player

Terri Hodgson- Chick- who thinks this should be called "Fifteen Dead PEOPLE".

Victor Cyril House - My Favourite Grandfather
Christie MacAuliffe(?)I think was her name...the woman/teacher/mom who died in the space shuttle
explosion in 1986.
Ruth Ellis-Was the oldest known living lesbian. Appeared at the Michigan Womyn's Festival in Aug.2000. Died Oct.2000 at age 101.
Tom Thompson - Canadian Landscape Artist - Canoeist
Ryan White - first kid known to have died of AIDS
Al Waxman - did anyone choose him yet?
Kenny Thackeray - young friend who died in an atv/car accident on my road this past summer.
Unknown Name - Baby Shaw - The child that I miscarried.
Sam Magee - Most famous cremation.
Scotty - the guy who built all of the authentic log cabins on my lake in Muskoka, before there were motor boats or power tools.
Audre Lorde - black,jewish,lesbian author. Died bravely of breast cancer several years ago.
Sandra Schmurler - skip of Canadian women's curling team.
John Denver - cause I'm a country girl.

Nancy Sheppard-Kristufek

Louise Jackman (mother)
Tecumsee (Indian chief who died in a battle near my Mothers childhood home (near Thamesville)
William John Jackman (grandfather, farmer, Thamesville area. Farm on the Thames River.)
John William Jackman (great grandfather, farmer, Thamesville area)
Hugh Sheppard (grandfather, architect in Windsor, Ontario.)
Maxfield Sheppard (great, great grandfather who used to have a lumber company in Toronto where First Canadian Place is now - You'll see one short street there called "Sheppard Street".
Sir Walter Raleigh (adventurer, in the Sheppard family tree)
Penelope Leach (child development writer)
Paul Bunyon (big, healthy pioneer)
Robert Service (writer- "Sam McGee")
Mr. Buckley (Buckley's cold medicine)
Joseph Vider (founder of Blue Mountain ski resort- killed in car accident a long time ago)
William Baffin (explorer- Baffin Island named after him)
Thomas Cavendish (explorer- third circumnavigator of the earth)
"Johnny Appleseed"
Colonel Saunders (founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken) (he used to go to the same church as my family in Mississauga!! and yes, he always wore his white suit)

David Anderson - Dave5

Floyd McCallum - Master bug fixer.
Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855) - Author of "Fear & Trembling". Best book ever writtten.
Joe C - (midget who was in Kid Rock's band until he died last year) - 3'9" with a 10' d**k.
People who feed my children.
Alan Turing - 1912-1954. Theorized the turing machine which is the premise computers are based on. Essentially invented the computer.
Frater Luca Bartolomes Pacioli - 445-1514. Father of accounting. Invented the system of double entry.
Sir Thomas White - On July 25, 1917, the 50-year old finance minister tabled a resolution which called for income tax: 4% on all income of single men over $2,000. For others, the personal exemption was $3,000. For those Canadians with annual incomes of more than $6,000, the tax rate ranged from 2 to 25 per cent.
Tom T. Hall - (songwriter) "If you hang'em all, you get the guilty"
Roger Miller - (songwriter) "I'm the King of Kansas City no thanx Omaha thanx a lot"

Patrick Larin-Electrician Philospher

Dietrich Bonhoefer - Cool philospher snuffed in german concentration camp.
Nikola Tesla - Inventer of A.C motor.ss.
John Molson - Dead brewer, Canadian.
Louis Riel - Dead Métis rebellion leader.
George A Larin - My dad.
Daniel Larin - My baby brother.
Andres Segovia - Angel guitar player.
Angela Weber - Teacher, gambler, character.
Lee Deforest - Radio pioneer, inventer, dead guy.Richard Heidrych - Evil, drug addicted, thin bastard.
Stan Rodgers - Nova Scotia folk singer author of "Barret's Privateers".
Mavor Moore - Great Canadian actor, author, theater producer
R.B.Bennet - Dead, incompetent Prime Minister of Canada.
Bernard Barry - Violinist, father, lover, gentleman, teacher.

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Jason Thirsk - Pennywise bassist
Sean Harpper - Lead gutarist of Extreme Caution. Cause of death, hit by train. b-July 1966, d-March 1995.
Ed Smith - Lead singer of Extreme Caution. Cause of death suicide with shot gun. b-August 22 1973, d-August 22 1993 (on his birthday)
Paul Laing - Lead singer for ALOHQ. Cause of death, shot in face by a fan at a concert in Italy died on stage, He was 23 years old.
Frank Oppel - Singer and guitar player. Cause of death, head crushed by a truck in England.
Roy Acuff - King of country music
Pearl Bailey
Leonard Bernstein - Composer
Richard Berry
David Graf -Tackleberry - from "Police Academy". Cause of death - cardiac arrest, age 50.
Joey Ramone - Lead singer of "The Ramones". Cause of death - cancer, age 49, April 15, 2001
Sean Knapps - Radio voice in New York 1975-2001

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Georg Cantor - mathematician
Igor Stravinsky - composer
Lev Landau - Russian theoretical physicist
Rabindranat Tagore - Indian poet
Pablo Neruda - Latino-American poet
Sultan Suleyman The Magnificient - Turkish Sultan
Phillipe d'la Isle Adam - Grand Master of Maltese Knights
Carl 12 of Sweden - King of Sweden (was defeated by Peter The Great)

Daniel McPeake

Danny Kay - Singer, dancer
Billy Bob - the dude

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