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| What came first the chicken or the egg? -Mich |
| Dear Mich, You ask me a difficult question that we may never know the answer to. My answer is the chicken because: 1. How? It'd be rare a chicken could survive without a parents help. I don't say it's not possible, but it's just another thing to add up with the other facts. 2. Everybody knows chickens live in Chicken Valley( if u don't know that, ur stupid.) They start out in Egg Valley, where all the baby chicks live until they're old enough to cross the road to Chicken Valley (That's why they cross the road: To get to the other side- Chicken Valley, duh!) The oldest chicken lives with the baby chicks and he says, 'I've been here since the beggining of the world and the chicken came first.' He should know, right? 3. Chickens were imported here by the Kamatewa (a group of aliens that not many people know about becauz of a government conspiricy). The Kamatewa tell me that chickens were born grown up at first because of mixing genes of other animals and cloning. So ha! The 4rth and final reason: Cuz I said so and I'm the absolute athority on everything! The absolute athority on everything- Julie |
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| The question that has plauged man-and-womankind: The Chicken or the Egg? |
| What I don't know I'll make-up, and when I don't get any questions I'll make them up too! No that can't be right. I'll search to the ends of the earth and web to find out what you want to know and won't rest until I find a real person in need (yeah, that's it! It sounds good!) |
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| What is the dew point? -Mich's Dad |
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| Dear Mich's Dad, U ponder on yet another difficult question. After some serious consultation with the stars (I used to be a pychic in one of my dreams) I came up with the answer. In the very early morning dew goes on the grass, spider webs, ect. Then the sun or the paper boy dystroys the dew as the day wears on. Where does it go? The dew point. When dew is dystroyed it goes to the dew point which is like their heaven. Oh yes, laugh, but if we have hevean why shouldn't dew! Yes, the dew point is where all dew goes and plays poker for their eternal lives. The collect into one big dew and live happily when they don't play poker. Then they go back to playing poker. You get the picture. The genuis behind this crazy site, Julie |
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