Dr Les - The Mind Of A Muppet

Surgery Notes - 4th March 2008

Sir,

A week in football is indeed a long time. Less than 7 days after being arse fucked by north London no-hopers and being written off as a football force, we bounce back.
Its so quiet at Upton Park
So Robert green is forced to eat his ill advised words, that’ll learn him. Englands No 1 ? I’d sooner have Dave Pheasant or Priesty in between the sticks. How I enjoyed watching West Ham and their happy go-lucky fans get a comprehensive beasting. Not even a criminally disallowed Anelka special after a minute could stop our party. As to the Frank sending off – well what can you say. Other than at least he’ll be fresh for Wednesday. I agree with Priesty that Boa Morte is a terrible cunt – still, at least dopey Curbishley subbed him at half time. I particularly enjoyed the sight of the happy ‘ammers leaving the ground en masse after 30 minutes gone. Join me in a song of “my old man said be an ‘ammers fan, I said fuck off, bollocks, you’re a cunt”.
John “I’m still here, but the alzheimers is playing up” Sadler
I was surprised to learn that John Sadler is still alive but unfortunately years of BSE meat pies and an unhealthy fondness for gin has taken a terrible toll. Here is an extract of his latest drivel:

“For old times' sake, I'll raise a glass come kick-off at Oakwell on Saturday and drink to Marmsey Fetball Cleb. No apologies, here, in wishing for another extraordinary FA Cup upset at the weekend. No disrespect or malevolence towards Chelsea, either, but I suspect I am not alone in hoping they go the way of Liverpool, further victims of the little club doing its utmost to persuade us that the grand old competition still retains a semblance of its traditional romance and magic. So let's hear it for Marmsey Fetball Cleb.”

Fuck off Sadler you mental old cunt. I never liked you anyway with your horse face and selection of dodgy car coats. Fucking Marmsey Fetball Cleb – doesn’t he know we’re playing BARNSLEY !
Graham Poll – will no one rid us of this man ??
Graham Poll refuses to go quietly. He is still there in the background, whispering his hatred of Chelsea and JT to anyone who cares to listen. Please go away Graham, you are a disgrace. Here is his email address should you wish to have a chat – but be warned he is a good friend of Anders Frisk, who is still in hiding. grahampoll@dailymail.co.uk

You see my point ?
Les.

Entirely. But I resent your back-handed compliment about my goalkeeping, superb as it is.
Priesty.

**Surgery Notes - 4th March 2008**
Sir, A week in football is indeed a long time. Less than 7 days after being arse fucked by north London no-hopers and being written off as a football force, we bounce back. Its so quiet at Upton Park So Robert green is forced to eat his ill advised words, that’ll learn him. Englands No 1 ? I’d sooner have Dave Pheasant or Priesty in between the sticks. How I enjoyed watching West Ham and their happy go-lucky fans get a comprehensive beasting. Not even a criminally disallowed Anelka special after a minute could stop our party. As to the Frank sending off – well what can you say. Other than at least he’ll be fresh for Wednesday. I agree with Priesty that Boa Morte is a terrible cunt – still, at least dopey Curbishley subbed him at half time. I particularly enjoyed the sight of the happy ‘ammers leaving the ground en masse after 30 minutes gone. Join me in a song of “my old man said be an ‘ammers fan, I said fuck off, bollocks, you’re a cunt”. John “I’m still here, but the alzheimers is playing up” Sadler I was surprised to learn that John Sadler is still alive but unfortunately years of BSE meat pies and an unhealthy fondness for gin has taken a terrible toll. Here is an extract of his latest drivel: “For old times' sake, I'll raise a glass come kick-off at Oakwell on Saturday and drink to Marmsey Fetball Cleb. No apologies, here, in wishing for another extraordinary FA Cup upset at the weekend. No disrespect or malevolence towards Chelsea, either, but I suspect I am not alone in hoping they go the way of Liverpool, further victims of the little club doing its utmost to persuade us that the grand old competition still retains a semblance of its traditional romance and magic. So let's hear it for Marmsey Fetball Cleb.” Fuck off Sadler you mental old cunt. I never liked you anyway with your horse face and selection of dodgy car coats. Fucking Marmsey Fetball Cleb – doesn’t he know we’re playing BARNSLEY ! Graham Poll – will no one rid us of this man ?? Graham Poll refuses to go quietly. He is still there in the background, whispering his hatred of Chelsea and JT to anyone who cares to listen. Please go away Graham, you are a disgrace. Here is his email address should you wish to have a chat – but be warned he is a good friend of Anders Frisk, who is still in hiding. grahampoll@dailymail.co.uk You see my point ? Les. Entirely. But I resent your back-handed compliment about my goalkeeping, superb as it is. Priesty.

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