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Rated: PG-13- For Nonstop Creature Action-Violence and Frightening Images, and for Sensuality | ||||||||
“Van Helsing” could’ve worked great as a reinvention of the horror films of the past. I loved the opening moments with Dr. Frankenstein and Dracula. I thought it was great how those two quintessential monsters were squeezed into one story. But after that first scene, I simply didn’t care. The rest of the film is basically entirely fake. Although the computer-generated effects are nothing short of amazing, most of them look like a ‘Shrek-like’ character. This wouldn’t be a problem, except the film is mostly live action people. I enjoyed some of what was laid before me. The werewolves are the best example of some-what good special effects. Sometimes they do pass for real. I have a feeling that this film used much of what the creators of “The Lord of the Rings” used, except these guys just aren’t nearly as talented. I felt something of a lurid shadow that was cast over the film the whole time. It did make for a visual spectacle every now and then, but, as I said, I just couldn’t believe very much of it. And Stephen Sommers (the director) should know better. He is the man behind the “Mummy” films. The first one was good; the second one wasn’t...at all. One reason I hated the second film so much was because of the sorry excuse for special effects. They were horrible. “Van Helsing” is better, but not by much. I compare this film to “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” that we saw in the summer of last year. I enjoyed that film (even though many, many other people didn’t). “LXG” is better than “Van Helsing” in my book. It was so dumb in some parts, I felt like vomiting. I guess this is mostly because of an idiotic script (also by Sommers), which has some of the worst dialogue that you’re likely to see this year. As a moviegoer, I understand the concept of larger-than-life. Many of my favorite films have that in there somewhere. But “Van Helsing” just goes too far. I tolerated much of the film. Definitely not the best film that is going to come out this season, and not a very good way to start off the summer movie fest, “Van Helsing” was, well...okay. And that’s about it. ** ˝ |