all you ever wanted to know about paul j. battaglia.

Paul J. Battaglia is a philanthropic millionaire. He has no family. He sold them. At 19 years old, he is the head of the Paul Battaglia Foundation dedicated to helping people everywhere be just like him. He is a graduate of Manhattan's prestigious Regis High School and currently attends Binghamton University. Through this web-site and his syndicated newspaper column, Paul doles out stories of his life, the people he has encountered, the lives he has changed. He also gives out his money to hundreds of needy people and pretty girls. If you a problem and no one else can help you, and you can find him, Paul Battaglia will help you.

• I hate cheese.
• I make exceptions for Mozzarella, Ricotta, and Parmesan.
• I love the Food Network and the Learning Channel.
• I am smarter than you.
• I have greater earnings potential than you.
• My birthday is Januray 2nd.  Send cards.
• I like that credit card companies know all about me.
• I love corporations.
• I love chocolate.
• I can't swim.
• I hate stupid people.
• I hate dirty hippies.
• I hate dirty regular people more.
• I fundamentally oppose peanut butter & jelly.