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| Well, I wonder how many people will peruse this particular page in order to unearth my most hidden secrets? Perhaps there are no secrets, or perhaps there are many, depending on just how perceptive you might be. I care not to judge you. Glean what you will from the following... if you experience any of the following symptoms, you should consult a doctor (or someone who looks like a doctor) immediately. - Dizziness - Glaucoma - Palpitations - Seizures - Amputation of your right baby toe - Motion sickness - Telemarketers - Spina bifida - In-laws - Death - Shortness of breath - Oozing - Bedbugs - Manbugs - Richard Simmons - Carrot Top - Fleas - Mimes Thank you and enjoy. |
| For the newly initiated, my name is Fishie. That, of course, is not my real name, however, for the time being, I rather like being called Fishie. As you all will soon discover (unless you know me), I am rather eccentric and prone to prolonged bouts of....eccentricity. Spooky, no? Now, in a sudden flash of inspiration, I have decided to include an FAQ here. Unfortunately, not enough people care enough to annoy me with questions about myself, so what would any good Fish do in a situation like this? Neat! I can hear your brain pondering this very question in earnest! And I think you think what I think, which is cool also. What is the solution? I've created a page wherein you may view a "false" Q&A about me! Your brain hurts, yes? The answer is so simple, it's spooky. And simple. Spooky? Yes...marvel at my mind. Click HERE for my FAQ! |
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| "How do I become a Fishie like you???" I hear you ask this question with much impatience and indignation.... and a slightly queasy stomach. Well, here is a brief insight as to just what goes into the daily process of attaining complete Fishiedom. Buddhists strive towards enlightenment. Fans of The Fishie get ..... this. |
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