Roll on in for a Laugh!!
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should
15 minutes looking for assignment
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(Catholic joke - please do not read if you will be offended!)
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students
that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the
next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, "Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'" |