1) Kisseth thou the Ass of Hank, so that dollars unto a million-fold shall be giveneth unto thee when leavest thou the town.
2) Thou shalt not partaketh of wine or other strong drink in excess.
3) Those whom thou comest upon, that differeth from thee, kicketh them, such as to remove their shit.
4) Eateth thou as hath been correctly prescribed unto thee.
5) Hank hath commanded these things unto thee, and, verily, this list is a sure testament from Him.
6) The moon, thou shalt verily witness, is composed of green cheese.
7) Hank is the All-Wise, in Him, and in His Word, thou shalt find no error, neither contradiction.
8) Once thou leavest the place of evacuation, removeth all traces of uncleanness from thine hands.
9) Drinketh not.
10) Condiments are an abomination, thou shalt not eateth thy wieners together with them, neither shalt thou partake of any wiener alone, without bun.
11) Kisseth thou the Ass of Hank, and remove thyself from His great and terrible wrath, even unto His kicking of thee, such as to remove thy shit.
