What exactly do you give a man who has everything

What exactly do you give a man who has everything? *Ponders*

Title: Silly
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #90, Silly
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

Lance woke up to find a clown mask – large red nose, garish white face, rainbow hair and all – staring him in the face. Like many other reasonable people, he panicked. Unlike other people though, the next thing he did was reach under his pillow and take out a poke ball.

Dragonite harrumphed as he was released.

“You have five seconds to explain who you are and what you’re doing in my bedroom before I kill you.” Lance stated, deadpan.

“Wow, Lance, you’re really high strung.” Red commented, as he slipped the mask off. Lance rolled his eyes, seeing the polka-dotted jumpsuit with the orange ruffled collar and the clunky red clown shoes.

“… Do I even want to know why you’re dressed as a clown?”

“I thought a little humor might help you lighten up!” Red chirped.

“I am unsure as how to respond properly to that statement.” Lance said dryly, recalling Dragonite, now that it was not necessary.

“Well…”

“You are such a silly child sometimes.”

Red giggled, bouncing onto the bed and sending pillows flying. “But don’t you like me that way?”

“Perhaps.” Lance conceded, and Red grinned brightly as he kissed him on the cheek. Lance responded by pulling Red into a proper kiss.

“Now let’s get you out of that ridiculous outfit!”

Heat blazed in Red’s eyes. “Yes, let’s.”

End Fic

Completed 9/21/06

Lance: That is a frightening way to wake up though

Phantomness: *Nods! *

Red: ^^