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Gary Todd Hansen
Yes, this is the one and only Gary Todd Hansen that you have all heard and read about. The picture on the left is from Todd's Zapatista rebel days when he was known as "Guapo Cabron." The woman by his side is his wife, Lucy. We have no other vital statistics of Todd's because he fears that the government is after him ...and they are.
This is a picture of Todd and his wife, Lucy, and their three daughters. Todd was regaling everyone with some story of how he was running from the Germans during the war and he had to hide at the cemetary because it was hallowed ground and the Germans couldn't enter therein. I'm not really sure what war this was, or why the Germans couldn't enter the cemetary but I think that it has something to do with the fact that Todd is an immortal. Or maybe the Germans were vampires ... Anyway, long story-short, Todd put his youngest one to sleep and angered his other daughter on the far right. The oldest (in the middle) simply found the story amusing.