catpoop

Hello, and welcome to CATPOOP!'s official website (as opposed to all of the unofficial CATPOOP! websites out there). Our show which airs on TVTV, channel 11, the Treasure Valley's cable access station, is, frankly, no prize. None of the actors are formally trained, the camera-work looks like it was done by a one-legged gorilla with an inner ear infection, and the "jokes" simply don't make any sense. Also, the audio is pretty bad. Most of you probably didn't even hear half of what was going on in our program. Having said all of that I must say, in my humble opinion, that CATPOOP! is, without a doubt, the best show that TVTV has ever aired.

If you would like to contact us with any questions, comments, hot stock tips, or if you found my car keys please e-mail us at:

catpooptv@yahoo.com

We will try to get back to you as soon as possible. Any e-mails that we receive become our property and may be read on the air during our next broadcast so keep it clean Chester!

Thank you for watching our show. I'm sorry that you had to see that.

-Albert Asker
Executive Producer