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| Okay, so my friends and I are a little strange, and we decided to create somewhat of our own language. Some of it has really caught on, like cheese and fish, and we use the words just as easily as any other. Anyhoo, so to keep track, and in case I use any of the words in the "my life" section, here's a dictionary!! Cheese-- A hot guy. Originated from Ashley and Sara saying "I'm a rat in a maze. Where's the cheese, where's the cheese?" when they were lost in a hotel basement, and then the "cheese" in walmart is hot guys when we were stalking them. I don't know, it made sense to us. Sara / Ashley / Cassandra / Nickle / InsertNameHere Cheese-- Someone that that one particular person would find attractive. For example, someone with long hair would be considered "Sara Cheese", and a very thirsty man would be "Cassandra Cheese", and a tall crack head would be "Ashley Cheese". This goes along with the definition of the "one requirement". "My One Requirment"-- The one thing a guy has to possess in order for you to find him attractive. If Michael Moore grew his hair out, Sara would find him attractive, and I'm in love with all of the world's thirsty men. Fish-- Pretty much any girl that isn't one of us. It originated from a fish that I learned about, where pretty much the male fish lives as a parasite on the female, and is eventually absorbed into the female's body as a fin. Ashely suggested that a promiscuous fish would be one with many fins. Then the word for girls we don't like was a "many-finned fish" which got shortened to "fish" and then the definition got widened to almost all girls, especially if they're around cheese. A guy surrounded by a bunch of girls is said to be "fishy". Thirsty-- A buff guy. Originated from the guys on the volley ball courts showing off for us as we stared at them. They would flex their muscles for everything they did, including when they were drinking their water. Just imagine a guy flexing his arm as much as possible while drinking out of a sports bottle. From that scene, somehow, all buff guys are now "thirsty". Has A Face / Doesn't Have A Face-- Cheese with a nice-looking face / cheese with an ugly face. This came from when I was staring at the cheese at the volley ball courts all semester, and Ashley pointed out my favorite volley ball man when he was at the dorms, and I didn't even recognize him. I was staring at his thirstyness, and never even saw his face. I was so engrossed with his thirstyness, when someone talked about his face, I asked "he has a face?". So after a while the definition morphed and now cheese only has a face if it is nice to look at. Sara-- Poo. Ashley made the mistake of calling me "noisy child number one". Then Sara said "That means I'm number two!". Cassandra-- Pee. See the twisted reasoning above. Richard-- A butt crack. I umm... really don't know why we came up with this one. Nickle-- Gas. She said once that she had to stop and get gas. I suggested that she went to the produce section of the supermarket to get gas. To commemorate the conversation, we named the toxic substance after her. Ashley-- Poo with less consistency of regular Sara. Ashley "Ashleys" a lot, so we decided it would be appropriate to name it after her. "My Brother Is Hugging Me"-- "I have my period". This comes from a really stupid eppisode of 7th Heaven, where Ruthie gets her first period, and her brother Matt told her congratulations and hugged her in the hall. We laughed cause that would never ever happen in real life. |