Joe Henderson's Solo

Sounds like a bee trapped in a vent hiding from a panda that is very cross. The Panda is cross because Gypsies stole it's front lawn, But it was actually the bee. It's a cheeky bee, and a pregnant bee. Damn good eating. Yum, Declan is the father, but he doesn't know yet. The bee was accidentally impregnated after Declan saw a 12 Y.O frolicking around in a meadow of daisies. Things got a bit sticky. And then Mel turned up with Anne for sex in the meadow and then Dylan woke up^{beside clare}and went back to the REAL story. And then the bee took a flying kick at Mary. Mary swatted back, aborting the pregnancy. Then Mary said 'I thought we were friends!' and the bee said 'you have no friends! Especially not Dylan and Micah.' Because Dylan and Micah hated Mary. But they actually didn't, they just thought she smelt kinda funny. And then Micah stabbed himself in the eye and ran around shouting about pinates and the bee said 'Now you are carrying my child.' 'cause that's how bees do it. And then Clare showed up wearing a leather thong and shouting "I'm a naughty girl, spank me". Michah obligedingly put a sheet over her and sent her home. Then Mary fell in love with Micah but it was forever unrequitted. Poor diddums. Diddums soon fell over dead. Poor diddums indeed. Diddums was also was a liquid, so you could also pour diddums. Clap, Clap. Then the bee pushesd Dylan into a vat of Toxic waste. and he became the Joker And then Micah turned into Batmicah, Riding around in his awesome trolly with his tacky plastic mask on. And Mary turned into Poison ivy, cause she's hot. Poison Ivy got owned by Clare, or Batgirl as she would be like in this mucked up universe. Batgirl fell into a drug habit and became a junkie. And then she prostituted herself for her next hit. But actually she was only addicted to cordial, and she prostituted her abilities as a seamstress. This being her cover story for on both accounts. Superheroine, prostitute and addicted to hard drugs by night, seamstress addicted to cordial by day. And then Anne appeared on the back of an elephant, naked, with a cross bow slung across her shoulder. She had Aztec war-paint on and was expressing her sexual dominance of over men by furriously masturbating. And then Mary hit Dylan upside down the head and Micah shot the previous sentance down with and AK-47. And then the bee said 'hey, what about me? And Dylan said 'I'm sorry'. And then Micah jumped out the window of the first storey, because he felt like a fifth wheel. And then Mary did a cartwheel and waltzed back to Mexico, and said 'mehiho'. And the Bee was there snorting cocain off the snatch of a high-class hooker. And then Louis Armstrong showed up and ate the hooker, he then spontaneously cumbusted and the bee blinked a few times. 'Shit.' said the bee. 'Shit' said Declan, who was there fucking a twelve-year-old snail who had just got its shell. Then Mary tried to act smart "Snails always had shells" but then Dylan shot her down and then Micah wrote this sentance.And Mary loled while Declan sneezed as he came, bitiyng down on Louis' penis. Louis ran off screaming, accidentally leaving his penis. Declan vowed to find the owner of the penis by tryingit one all the maidens in the land. The panda said 'I would help, Declan but I'm too CRANKY.'

. "Dang nabbit" said ME. It was later discovered that ME was actually a sudanym known as Mystery Editor. 'Lol' said a nearby letterbox. 'No'!!said!!Dylan! And then Anne danced, but Dylan said 'that's not hot' and looked away. Declan however stared onwards, that is untill he was hit in the back of the head with a flying toaster/Blender. And then Micah started his paradox machine forcing the story onto a new, clean sheet of paper. Then an a capella came along and said 'doo bup.' and it was cool.And the Mary pay paid out on Dylan and he started feeling Scuicidal dumb and stupid, because he had bad taste and silly ideas about music. And now he

hates

himself. Oh well. Whilst this was happening, Micah pondered over the circled word and it's meaning. Then the panda said 'what about me?' and jumped out the window, only to land on top of Anne, killing her instantly. Then an evil scientist, or the like ran off with Anne's ex leg. You see she quite litteral part broke up with it. The evil scientist attatched the leg to the cranky pandd, right on it's crotch. Creating Now he was P-Anne-da. The panda took it's new limb on a spending spree. Mostly consisting of amazed in amazed prostitutes at the bending "penis". 'Then' said the pan^neda, 'Take it up ya!' "But you need protection." said a prostitute, so she slipped a sock on him. But now The bee... ATE THE P-ANNE-DA!! Micah looked on and was confused as where to go on from here. Now P-Anne-da Bee Man became a super hero He bashed up Poison Ivy who called to batmicah for help. Batmicah stared dubiously at the phone. "Well I am already in my pajamas..." Abd then Sting sent out an S.O.S. and along came the Police! Micah coughed at the bad pun. And Andy Sume Summers played a sus2 chord, and Poison Ivy was saved! Micah scratched his ear for a second, wrote this sentence then put the piece of paper down behind Mary. And then Sting went down behind Mary. to tie his shoe Sting then Andy Summers then pushed Mary over Sting and they all ran off laughing into the line of a smeitrailer. There were no survivors. And Dylan giggle, and fucked Gordan Summer's dead body. Then a fish called Wanda fell from the sky and said 'blah!!!' Mary lost her co copyright, rights as that last update was no on subject. In a similar fashion, Micah lost his rights. All of them. Dylan said "what the fuck's going on?", 'cause he did not understand. and then Micah ran around screaming that George Gershwin was a fake and that he, Micah, really wrote Summertime, and the living's easy.
And that is what Joe Henderson's Sax solo sounded like.