Those Silly Cajuns!!

PUZZLED?

One Day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were in a bar celebrating. The bartender asked, "what are ya'll celebrating?"

Boudreaux said, "Hey, cher, me and Thibodeaux here put a puzzle together and it only took us two years!"

The bartender said, "Well, don't you think that is a long time to put a puzzle together?"

They said, "Dats pretty good, cher. Dat box said 6-11 years!"

The visit to the City

Well, one day Thibodeaux and his Family came to the city (New Orleans). Well not knowing what to do first, they decided to go the Tallest building they could find. Once in, Mamma went off and went looking in some shops, while Thibodeaux and his son browsed around together. After a bit, they came to these Big ole' Golden Doors. Pa says," Wonda wot dees here dars lead to?". So, they stare at the doors for a few seconds until an old woman comes up to them. She pushes a button, the doors open, and she enters. The Doors close. They notice numbers above the door start to change: 1...2...3...stop and then resume back down 3...2...1... then the doors open! A Beautiful young voluptous woman walks out! Son shouts,"WOW! PA! You See That!?" Pa replies quickly,"yeah son! Hurry! Go get Yer MA!"

Thibodeaux the Vet

Leblanc one day noticed his cat looked a bit ill stricken, So he phoned up the Local Vet, Thibodeax. Once Thibodeax got there ,he said,"well, show me da cat". LaBlanc hands him the cat, and DR.Thibodeax takes a look, he stroked his hands along the right side of the cat, then he stroked his hands along the left side of the cat and finally gives a little touch to the cat's head and tail. "Well?...Well?...What could it be?" Asks LeBlanc. "Looks like you called me over for nothing, seems da cat just got a hold of some bad catnip or somethin" replied the Dr. "Well, How much to I owe ya?" asks Lablanc. "Well, I won't charge ya nothin for my services, But it'll be 500 dollars for the CAT-SCAN

Blinkers!

One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were riding down the highway in Boudreax's pick-up truck when suddenly he pulled over to the side of the road. Boudreaux said, "Hey Thibodeaux, I ain't too sure dem turn signals are workin, cher. Get out back and check it out." Old Thibodeaux gets out of the truck and stands there for about three minutes without saying a word. Finally, Boudreaux shouts, "HEY! Thibodeaux, are dey workin, cher?" Thibodeax yells back, "Dey workin'....dey not workin'...day workin'....dey not workin'....?

Trapped

One morning a Cajun racoon met up with a redneck racoon from Mississippi. They were walkin' along peacefully when all of a sudden, "CLACK" both of'em got caught in some traps...well as soon as the traps went off they could hear some hunting dogs approaching,"quick! chew ya paw off and we can escape," says the Cajun Coon, so the Cajun coon chews his paw off and starts runnin' for his life. After about a minute or so, he notices that the Redneck ain't behind him...worried, he back tracks all the way back to the traps and finds the Redneck still in the trap! The Cajun coon shouts, "What you doin',? I told you to chew your paw off! Hurry up, the dogs almost here!" the red neck replies, "Dangit! That don't work! I done chewed three of my paws off and I'm STIll stuck in dis trap!" Sorry for only four at this time, We will be adding more when we get the chance!

Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
Son: Why?
Father: So you can earn some Money!
Son: Why?
Father: So when you're old, you can use the money in your acount and you won't have to work again!
Son: I'm not working NOW!