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PAP Transactions 
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The American Looney sign: 
 Tennessee           DS  Titans       for 101 TPs 
The American Looney cut: 
 Dallas              DS  Cowboys

The Manglers sign:
 Morgan, Quincy      WR  Browns       for  53 TPs
The Manglers cut:
 Westbrook, Michael  WR  Bengals

The Mules sign: 
 Vinatieri, Adam     PK  Patriots     for  40 TPs 
The Mules cut:
 Stover, Matt        PK  Ravens

The WhoDey sign:
 Branch, Deion       WR  Patriots     for  76 TPs
 Morton, Chad        RB  Jets         for 101 TPs
The WhoDey cut:
 Mack, Stacy         RB  Jaguars
 Johnson, Kevin      WR  Browns

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Trade Transactions 
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None

Week 2 Scores

Meek Boys                  154
Bemay Gizzards              91

The Meeks lay another win on the table with a blowout 
over the Gizzards.  The Meeks had 5 over 20 points 
this week, including Peyton Manning and the Tampa 
defense with 33 each, Marshall Faulk with 26, and 
James Thrash and Marvin Harrison with 22 each.  The 
Gizzards were led by Edgerrin James with 24 points 
and another 23 from the Chicago defense.  The Meeks --
seemingly as usual -- are a perfect 2-0, and the 
Gizzards drop back to 1-1.

American Looney            128
West Texas Mustangs         71

Each team threw up a pair of zeroes on their lineup, 
but only the Loons could bring a 63-point player to 
the table.  The Looney got those 63 from Drew Bledsoe 
who went on a yardage spree.  They also got 29 from 
Lamar Smith.  The Nags got 27 from QB Steve McNair 
and dribs and drabs elsewhere.  The Looney escape the 
winless group and move to 1-1.  The Nags are a 
"perfect" 0-2.

Mark's Mules               150
Outlanders                 128

The Mules brought some big guns this week to move 
past the Outlanders by 22.  Rich Gannon led the 
Mules with 47 points.  They also got 31 from Fred
Taylor and 23 from kicker Adam Vinatieri.  Daunte 
Culpepper led all scorers with 52 points for the 
Outlanders.  They also got 25 from the Cleveland 
defense.  The Mules are a perfect 2-0, while the 
Outlanders fall to 0-2 despite some good scoring.

Dawgs                      196
Pigskin Pipsqueaks         101

CHOMP!  That's the sound of the Dawgs devouring 
the chew toy that used to be the Pipsqueaks.  The 
Dawgs got double digit performances from every
player except one, and he got 9 points.  Donovan 
McNabb led all scorers with 51 points for the Dawgs.  
They got 41 more from Peerless Price, 28 from Rickey 
Williams, and 20 from the Steelers' defense.  Brett 
Favre led the Pips points-wise with 39.  They also 
got 26 from Deuce McAllister. The Dawgs and Pips are 
now both 1-1.

Missouri Manglers          107
Butchers                   103

The Manglers edged the Butchers this week by a mere 
4 points.  Thomas Jones of the Manglers led all 
scorers with 34 points.  They also got 32 from Jeff 
Garcia.  The New England defense garnered 30 points 
for the Butchers and led their team.  They also got 
23 from QB Drew Brees.  Each team is 1-1.

McKamikaze Highlanders     102
WhoDey                      86

I honestly didn't expect my boys to win this game, 
but I got a nice comeback off of last night's game.  
Whew!  Kurt Warner led the Commish's boys with 31 
points.  The Highlanders also got 23 from the Philly 
defense and 20 from Sebastian Janikowski.  Jay 
Fiedler of WhoDey led all scorers with 38 points.  
They got 22 more from Charlie Garner.  These teams
complete the parity in the Lombardi Division, making 
four 1-1 teams.