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The Gizzards activate:
 Jackson, Darrell    WR  Seahawks
The Gizzards cut:
 Jackson, Darrell    WR  Seahawks

The Mules sign:
 Shipp, Marcel       RB  Cards        for  40 TPs
The Mules cut:
 Wayne, Reggie       WR  Colts

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Trade Transactions 
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Week 13 Scores

Missouri Manglers         114
Butchers                   83

The Priest Holmes show is on once again in the state of 
Missouri.  The Manglers beat the Butchers by 31 which was 
one point under Priest Holmes' total of 32.  The Carolina 
defense also scored 31.  Drew Brees led the Butchers with 
21 points, and the New England defense threw in another 20.
The Manglers move up to 8-5, and the Butchers fall to 6-7.

American Looney           161
West Texas Mustangs        95

Drew Bledsoe had a pretty good week for the Loons.  He got 
64 points. LaDainian ran pretty well, too.  He got 45 
points.  All by their lonesome they beat the 'Nags.  Well, 
the 22 from the Colts didn't hurt either.  The Mustangs 
were led by Joey Harrington with 21 points.  The Loons 
improve to 8-5 as well.  The loss drops the Mustangs to 
4-9 and pretty much out of playoff contention.

Mark's Mules              127
Outlanders                100

Rich Gannon threw for 41 points to lead all scorers on the 
way to yet another Mules win.  Atlanta's defense chipped in 
27 to provide the margin of victory.  Aaron Brooks led the 
Outlanders scoring output with 25 points.  They also got 23 
from the Saints' defense.  The Mules at 11-2 have a nice 
clinch on the Halas Division.  The Outlanders fall to 2-11 
and way out of it.

Meek Boys                 141
Bemay Gizzards            135

In our Edge Close Shave of the Week, it's the Meeks -- yes, 
you're seeing that right, the Meeks -- edging the Gizzards 
by only six points.  Clinton Portis got 41 for the winners, 
sharing top honors with the Gizzards' Daunte Culpepper as 
top scorer.  The Meeks got 31 more from Eric Moulds, 24 
from Peyton Manning, and 20 from the Bucs' defense.  
Culpepper's 41 was tops for the Gizzards, but they got 
double digit performance from nearly all the rest of the 
team.  The Meeks sit pretty at 12-1.  The loss moves
the Gizzards down to 6-7, but they should still make the 
playoffs.

Dawgs                     179
Pigskin Pipsqueaks         96

Meanwhile in the Lombardi Division, it's clobberin' time.  
First, the Dawgs whupped up on the Pips, winning by 83.  
Ricky Williams shouldered the load for the Puppies with 56 
points.  Brad Johnson added 46 more, and the San Francisco 
defense put up 25.  Brett Favre led the Pips as usual with 
32 points, but that was about it.  The Dawgs move up to 7-6, 
and the Pips fall to 3-10.

McKamikaze Highlanders    200
WhoDey                     71

For those of you wondering why I traded Pennington for Vick, 
now you know why.  Sixty-five points.  Wow!  Plus, the 
Eagles scored 46 off the Rams poor offensive play -- who 
knew Warner's hand was broken?  Garrison Hearst ran for 
another 36  points, and Sebastian Janikowski put up 22 off 
his toe.  Trent Green led the No Name Boys with 32 points.  
The Highlanders move up to 7-6, too, still tied for the 
division lead.  Who Dey fall to 4-9.