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PAP Transactions 
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The Dawgs sign: 
 Stallworth, Donte'  WR  Saints       for  68 TPs 
The Dawgs cut:
 Vinatieri, Adam     PK  Patriots

The Gizzards sign:
 Matthews, Shane     QB  Washington   for 155 TPs 
 Johnson, Brad       QB  Tampa Bay    for 155 TPs 
The Gizzards cut:
 Wuerffle, Danny     QB  Redskins
 Tennessee           DS  Titans 

The Highlanders sign:
 Wells, Jonathan     RB  Texans       for 100 TPs
The Highlanders cut:
 Cincinnati          DS  Bengals

The Manglers sign:
 Westbrook, Michael  WR  Bengals      for  43 TPs
The Manglers cut:
 Houston             DS  Texans

The Meek Boys sign:
 Gary, Orlandis      RB  Broncos      for  50 TPs
The Meek Boys cut:
 Edinger, Paul       PK  Bears

The Mustangs sign:
 Freeman, Antonio    WR  Eagles       for  80 TPs
The Mustangs cut:
 Seder, Tim          PK  Cowboys

The Outlanders sign:
 Shockey, Jeremy     TE  Giants       for  41 TPs
The Outlanders cut:
 Hanson, Jason       PK  Lions

The WhoDey sign:
 Hambrick, Troy      RB  Cowboys      for 376 TPs
 Dorsch, Travis      PK  Bengals      for 126 TPs
 Mack, Stacy         RB  Jaguars      for 236 TPs
 Fiedler, Jay        QB  Dolphins     for 376 TPs
The WhoDey DL:
 Rhodes, Dominic     RB  Colts
The WhoDey cut:
 Sauerbrun, Todd     PK  Panthers
 Schlesinger, Corey  RB  Lions
 Weinke, Chris       QB  Panthers

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Trade Transactions 
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None

Week 1 Scores

Good week.  Close week, too!  Four games were decided 
by 10 points or so.  Here are the results:

Bemee Gizzards             126
American Looney            115

The Gizzards edged the Loons, simply put.  Brad Johnson 
led the Gizzards with 37 points.  They also got 22 from 
Stephen Davis.  The Looney were led by QB Drew Bledsoe 
with 34 points.  They got 22 more from LaDainian Tomlinson.
The Gizzards start off 1-0, and the Loons drop to 0-1.

Mark's Mules               130
Missouri Manglers          124

"J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!" was the crying coming from 
Mark's place on Sunday, watching Mr. Special Teams, Chad 
Morton, carry the Mules to victory over the Manglers. The 
Mules got 43 points from the Jets' defense and 33 more 
from Rich Gannon to win.  The Manglers got 43, too, from
Priest Holmes.  Jeff Garcia also threw in another 21 in 
the loss.  Mules win (1-0), Manglers lose (0-1).

WhoDey                     137
Dawgs                      119

Personally, I think this is an upset, but congrats to Al 
for winning his first game.  WhoDey were led by Charlie 
Garner with 38 points.  They also got 35 from Jay Fiedler 
and 23 more from Qadry Ismail.  The Dawgs were led by 
Donovan McNabb with 36 points.  They got 26 more from 
Rickey Williams. WhoDey strut up to 1-0, and the Dawgs 
fall back to a winless 0-1.

Butchers                   116
Outlanders                 111

Once again, it's defense, defense, defense, as the Butchers 
ride the Patriots' Monday night win to victory over the 
Outlanders.  The Patriots' defense scored 35 points from the 
Butchers.  They also got 26 from young QB Drew Brees and 
another 21 off Ryan Longwell's foot.  Daunte Culpepper of 
the Outlanders led all scorers with 37 points.  The 
Outlanders also got another 25 from David Boston and 20 more 
from Eddie George.  The Butchers' upset moves them to 1-0, 
and the Outlanders drop to 0-1.

Meek Boys                  144
West Texas Mustangs         77

In the only blow-out of the week, the Meeks began their quest 
for yet another Electron Bowl win with a 67-point shellacking 
of the 'Nags. Peyton Manning led all scorers with 36 points 
for the Meeks.  They also got 31 from Marty Booker and 22 more 
from Eric Moulds.  The Mustangs were led by Vinny Testaverde 
with 31 points.  They got 21 more from Ahman Green.  The Meeks 
move to 1-0, and the 'Nags drop to 0-1.

Pigskin Pipsqueaks          116
McKamikaze Highlanders      107

Brett Favre all the way ... that's why I grabbed him in my 
other fantasy league.  ;)  In any case, the Pips rode Favre's 
38 points to victory.  They also got 31 from the Dolphins' 
defense.  Kurt Warner led the Highlanders with 31 points. They 
got 22 more from the Eagles' defense. The Pips start out 1-0, 
and the Commish's boys start 0-1 ... again.

Great week, everyone!