A lot of this stuff is fairly old and not necessarily the best stuff I've written by ANY stretch of the imagination. I haven't written a short story, for example, for about five years (apart from fanfic) and I'm not much of a poet - you don't have to tell me. But I've even had some of that published! Wonders never cease and all that...
I *do* wish I could convince a publisher to take on a blinking novel though. *chiz*
Extracts Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Wanker - extract is 3,059 words
The Book Of The Movie - extract is 5,228 words
Prose Karaoke Knocking Shop Cherry Plum Blossom
Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me Ipsissima verba
Short
Fiction Checkout - 986 words (rated R) Nightlife By Day - 1,976 words In Memoriam - 2,159 words
Fine Art - 3,656 words (rated R) The Resurrection Shuffle - 7,975 words
Poetry Tattoo Book
Picture Of Me In A Hat Time Zones
Homeward Torch Song
Inclement August 1997
My Muse Has Spoken... vivid intensity wowness thud
Articles
& Reviews Stalking Tender Storm - interview w/English author Storm Constantine
I Have Seen An Axe God - review of The Black Keys' first Melbourne show
Worst Movie Of 2004 - review of film King Arthur
Nick Cave: Songs Of Love & Hate - feature article on singer/writer Nick Cave