Lina: Our next match is Hotaru Tomoe better known as Sailor Saturn versues the persacon Chii. Any thoughts Kaji?
Kaji: Well it finally had to happen, someone in the front office got sick of all the cuteness and decided to make someone a little less cute.
Lina: Sure looks that way, but who knows they may end up just playing solitaire.
Kaji: Or surfing for porn.
Lina: Or that...
Kaji: Because everyone knows that's all Hideki uses her for...well that and molestation.
Lina: Ok before we get sued let's just go to the ring.
Kaji: But it's true dammit, don't let them lie to you man, he's secretly molesting her when no one's a *Lina hits him with a baseball bat* rrrrounddddd *passes out*
*Raison D'etre Plays*
Tenchi: Introducing first from parts unknown Chii.
*Applause*
*Motto Suteki ma Asa ga Kuru yo Plays*
Tenchi: Her opponent, one of the Sailor Senshi, Hotaru Tomoe, Sailor Saturn.
*Applause*
*Bell*
Lina: Things are underway slowly as the two opponents just seem to be standing around confused as to what they are supposed to be doing.
Kaji: Ah it's just as I feared, we put two increadibly passive and usually non-combative people in the ring. They wouldn't fight now unless the other one did something.
Lina: Well this certainly throws a wrench in the process...unless *picks up a remote control*
Kaji: What do you have there Lina?
Lina: *Plays with the remote and Chii moves forward* Oh this will be fun.
Kaji: I don't think it's appropriate for the play by play announcer to control one of the competitors...
Lina: *Hands him a control* Here.
Kaji: In that case, let's have fun shall we? *plays with the controls and Hotaru runs in* Drop kick.
Lina: Ha! You'll need to do better than that to win, clothesline.
Kaji: That's just wrong.
Lina: And the big leg drop.
Kaji: Oh for god's sake.
Lina: Into the sleeper.
Kaji: How do you counter in this damn thing?
Lina: Hey no fair, get off the ropes.
Kaji: Nyan Nyan, leg sweep and run to the outside.
Lina: Why you little wuss, when I get my hands on you.
Kaji: Steel chair shot.
Lina: Hey
Kaji: And another, and maybe one more.
Lina: One too many boy, countered.
Kaji: Oh damn.
Lina: Rolled into the ring this is all over. One and a two and a huh? No fair.
Kaji: Ha ha, kicked out. Into a spear.
Lina: Well that was a tremendous waste of time. Countered into a jackknife powerbomb.
Kaji: No fair, you got the android.
Lina: Hooks the legs, one, two, three. It's over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Chii.
*xx*
Lina: Chii?! I did all the work, why that little Hugh Heffner wanna be I'll show him.
Kaji: Well Lina, in all seriousness Chii did all the work, you just manipulated her.
Lina: *Picks up Kaji and throws him* Oh yeah?
Kaji: *lying prone at the bottom of the crow's nest* nevermind...
Lina: That's what I thought. Next up Hideki takes on Ogami in the battle to see just who is the luckiest bastard alive.