Chii vs Hotaru Tomoe

Lina: Our next match is Hotaru Tomoe better known as Sailor Saturn versues the persacon Chii. Any thoughts Kaji?

Kaji: Well it finally had to happen, someone in the front office got sick of all the cuteness and decided to make someone a little less cute.

Lina: Sure looks that way, but who knows they may end up just playing solitaire.

Kaji: Or surfing for porn.

Lina: Or that...

Kaji: Because everyone knows that's all Hideki uses her for...well that and molestation.

Lina: Ok before we get sued let's just go to the ring.

Kaji: But it's true dammit, don't let them lie to you man, he's secretly molesting her when no one's a *Lina hits him with a baseball bat* rrrrounddddd *passes out*

*Raison D'etre Plays*

Tenchi: Introducing first from parts unknown Chii.

*Applause*

*Motto Suteki ma Asa ga Kuru yo Plays*

Tenchi: Her opponent, one of the Sailor Senshi, Hotaru Tomoe, Sailor Saturn.

*Applause*

*Bell*

Lina: Things are underway slowly as the two opponents just seem to be standing around confused as to what they are supposed to be doing.

Kaji: Ah it's just as I feared, we put two increadibly passive and usually non-combative people in the ring. They wouldn't fight now unless the other one did something.

Lina: Well this certainly throws a wrench in the process...unless *picks up a remote control*

Kaji: What do you have there Lina?

Lina: *Plays with the remote and Chii moves forward* Oh this will be fun.

Kaji: I don't think it's appropriate for the play by play announcer to control one of the competitors...

Lina: *Hands him a control* Here.

Kaji: In that case, let's have fun shall we? *plays with the controls and Hotaru runs in* Drop kick.

Lina: Ha! You'll need to do better than that to win, clothesline.

Kaji: That's just wrong.

Lina: And the big leg drop.

Kaji: Oh for god's sake.

Lina: Into the sleeper.

Kaji: How do you counter in this damn thing?

Lina: Hey no fair, get off the ropes.

Kaji: Nyan Nyan, leg sweep and run to the outside.

Lina: Why you little wuss, when I get my hands on you.

Kaji: Steel chair shot.

Lina: Hey

Kaji: And another, and maybe one more.

Lina: One too many boy, countered.

Kaji: Oh damn.

Lina: Rolled into the ring this is all over. One and a two and a huh? No fair.

Kaji: Ha ha, kicked out. Into a spear.

Lina: Well that was a tremendous waste of time. Countered into a jackknife powerbomb.

Kaji: No fair, you got the android.

Lina: Hooks the legs, one, two, three. It's over.

*Bell*

Tenchi: Here is your winner, Chii.

*xx*

Lina: Chii?! I did all the work, why that little Hugh Heffner wanna be I'll show him.

Kaji: Well Lina, in all seriousness Chii did all the work, you just manipulated her.

Lina: *Picks up Kaji and throws him* Oh yeah?

Kaji: *lying prone at the bottom of the crow's nest* nevermind...

Lina: That's what I thought. Next up Hideki takes on Ogami in the battle to see just who is the luckiest bastard alive.


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