FOOTPRINT


The official organ of the Abu Dhabi Island Hash House Harriers AUH4



Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)

To save us all a headache…if you’ve only opened Footprints for direction to next Mondays’ Hash, as per every week, they’re AT THE BLOODY BOTTOM!

AUH4 Run Number 1538
Monday 17th December 2007

The Event:
Can’t be arsed with a write up today. Doubt you’ll have the inclination to read it over the Christmas Holidays anyway. Salient events of interest:

Namings
Brian as Hardly Sexy
GI Joe as Bloody Nips

ANNOUNCEMENTS
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Continued thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself:
for the main web page
for the photo album

PLEASE:
let us know if you are planning to bring a virgin along
clean up after yourself at the on-back
please shut up during hash circle!

If you haven’t hared any runs or hosted the Down-Downs, Teaboy, Georg with One E and Wet Willy would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns:
Teaboy Andrew.clarke@mottmac.com 050 626 1452
Georg with One E Georg.vitt@mottmac.com 050 667 0357
Wet Willy Herman.kao@mottmac.com

Social Dates for your Diary:
Wednesday 19th December 2007
Dhow Cruise from the Club at 1800 Hours – AED 150
Followed by Meal at Vista 2000 Hours – AED 100
Ballbreaker collecting money Monday night

Events for your Diary:
Thursday 17th January 2008
HASH BALL – with Mainland and Wasps at the Club
AED 170 Members / AED 200 Non-Members
21st to 23rd March 2008
WORLD INTERHASH – Perth

HASH CRAP
A couple of festive offerings this week. Firstly a really rather charming Christmas tale:

A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the Following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

AUH4 Run Number 1539
Monday 24th December 2007
Christmas Eve Hash for the Hardcore
START TIME: 1745 Hours
HARES: Sheila, Wendy, Heather and Olivia
FOR INFORMATION: Limited numbers so please contact Sheila for directions:
bill_neelin@yahoo.ca

Don’t forget –
· Please recycle all cans – Perthy will take all cans back to assist their Harriss with an early return to Bangladesh – so please put all food scraps in a separate bag
· If you haven’t Hared any runs or hosted the Down downs Teaboy, Georg with one E and Herman would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns
· Numbers have been climbing so if you are bringing Virgins along please let Hash Committee know as we would hate to be embarrassed by shortage of food and even worse run out of Hash Water



AUH4 WEBSITE
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Many thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself!!
Web site - where you are now
Click to be transported to photo site No longer accessible to anyone in the UAE! New Photo Site

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