FOOTPRINT

The official organ of the Abu Dhabi Island Hash House Harriers AUH4


Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)


AUH4 Run Number 1524 – Monday 10th September 2007
The ‘Co-Operation Run’

The Event: ‘fuck off I didn’t sign up for this, you can sort the rest of Footprints out Chris’ The rather eloquent Heather
As I was absent I guess we’ll never know …

THE RUN – Verdict
The markers sucked – the bloody hares couldn’t even find the walkers markers despite there being an ‘extravagant amount’ of flour used. All in all only worth a 1.2. Still, better than the bugger all and 2 x bugger all of previous weeks

HM – Bigears
Hares
An Aussie/American bonding session with How Much, GI Joe, Dan and Shane

Leavers
GI Joe going to a short? dangerous place

Virgins or new members?!
Jo
Shane in place of David who had such a good time on his first AUH4 hash that he buggered off pre-circle.

Returners
Bigears and Ballbreaker back after several weeks skiving

Hash Birthdays
Geordy Dave. He apparently had a ‘big one in great style’ at the British Club and is now of bus pass age. Not that one would wish to get on a bus in Newcastle.

RA – Poo
As he stepped into the circle and made charges of a nature akin to his name, Poo made the following take a down-down once the bleeding singing that never ended ended:
Despite the run starting late to allow late arrivers to not be late, the following still managed to be bloody late arrivers:
Please Finger Me
Tiffany and Dog
Kangaroo Keg
Geordy Dave because his bus never turned up

Loosers at Rugby
Unless you were British or Australian pretty much everyone – Frogs (ha ha), Yanks (looking forward to the dinner chaps!), Canadians, I-Ti’s and Japs
Drunkards from Friday at DQ’s
Everybody, although some more than others…
Shane, Bigears and, surprise surprise, Leith
Thunder down Under for running through soft cement with a thong on

Charges from the Floor
GI Joe taken down by Georg with One E for wearing new shoes
GI Joe for winging like a little girl for rolling his ankle
Anita for asking the crippled GI Joe to get her a beer
Sheila had a rumor…that the hash was set in a jeep. The hares GI Joe (yet again!), How Much, Shane and Dan were called back into the middle.
Herman called in for wearing a yellow T-Shirt
Anita for having abusive phone sex pre-circle
Geordy Dave for locking his keys in the car when not even drunk (can see why these pensioners are given free bus passes!) and also took down
Jeff for not telling on him

A new dancer…but not a Dancing Queen…
Shane was called in and a naming requested. Ideas; slam-dunk da funk or body slammer
The Yankee Doodle Dandies were called in because President Bush called Australians Áustrians’ and couldn’t find his way of stage and then needed help from someone called John Howard?


The Grub
For a delightful change, British-style pies mash and gravy prepared by the Aussies!

Announcements
Message from Ken:
“Hi! This is my new number in Indonesia (+62 8131 788 0251). Finished lass paper for class, 70+ pages & 3 days no sleep & finally w/ my girl (Ed: so probably still no sleep!). @ school now meeting Jen’s kids.”

21st September 2007
Party at Rich and Leith’s, Villa 5053 Mangrove Village
Bring a bottle and a guest!

28th September 2007
Ramadan progressive Dinner

Early October 2007
Iftar Dinner

HASH VALENTINES BALL – with Mainland and Wasps at The Club – February

TAKE YOUR PICK

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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all. "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun? What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?" The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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Don’t forget –

· Please recycle all cans – Perthy will take all cans back to assist their Harriss with an early return to Bangladesh – so please put all food scraps in a separate bag
· If you haven’t Hared any runs or hosted the Down downs Dancing Queen would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns
· Numbers have been climbing so if you are bringing Virgins along please let Hash Committee know as we would hate to be embarrassed by shortage of food and even worse run out of Hash Water




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