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The official organ of the Abu Dhabi Island Hash House Harriers AUH4


Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)


The Event:
AUH4 Run Number 1519
East Musaffah Death March
Monday 6th August 2007
On Back: Richard and Leith’s Swampland Villa. A Sactuary away from the Oven like swamp land that surrounds. A fine Chinese takeaway was had.

The Run - Verdict
Too smelly, Too windy, Tooooooooooo Hot.
Why don’t we give it 9.31 anyway.

HM – Big Ears
Returners: Steve and Brian
Leavers: Teaboy off to the cooler climate of England.

Hares
Leith Richard and Big Ears, who didn’t want to admit it when he saw how much people were suffering but was quite happy to use his inside knowledge to take short cuts.

Virgins

New Members

Leavers

Returners

Hash Numbers (Jolly Rogerer said that she knew something about it but I have my doubts)

Hare Raiser – Dancing Queen
Next week run to be organised by Mei and Joe for Meena Port at 6pm on Monday the 13th of August.
Mantle of Hare Raiser was passed onto Teaboy but with a deferred sentence until he returns from Holiday.

Hash Social – Mei
The Brunch at the Sheraton will be on the 17th of August
Do at Dancing Queen’s for the 7th. Chip in for food (~15 to 20Dhs) and bring own drinks.

RA – Sheila
Perthy MIA and Dancing Queen just too damn lazy to do it so Sheila stepped up to the plate;

Nudity
Dan and Hernia felt it alright to expose themselves to the Hash. Small children were confused why one man had boobies and the ladies swooned at the other.
Chris Grose for impersonating the running dead
Other people were naughty and justly punished.

The Grub
A fine piece of Chinese take away Provided by Leith and Rich

Social Events

August 2007

Updated: BRUNCH AT FLAVOURS, THE SHERITON – 10th August
Details to follow

August 2007
The off again on again Sheraton Brunch is ON- 17th See Jolly Rogerer

PROPOSED BOWLING NIGHT
Details to follow

September 2007
Dancing Queen’s DO – More to come

Updated: PROPOSED RAMADAN PROGRESSIVE DINNER
Details to follow

AL AIN RE-HYDRATION RUN – 23rd-24th November NTNH Site (2006), Al Ain, UAE. Please see Website for details.

HASH VALENTINES BALL – with Mainland and Wasps at The Club – February

WORLD INTERHASH – 21st-23rd March
Further details to follow as an when… … …

NEXT WEEKS’ RUN
AUH4 Run Number 1520 Monday 13th August 2007
START TIME: 1800 Hours
LOCATION: Meena Port
HARES: Jolly Rogerer and Joe
ON BACK: Same Place
DIRECTIONS: Go out along Meena Rd or Cornishe Road and at the end of it turn left as if you were going to the Fish Market or the Iranian Souq. Keep going through the round about with large phalluses in the middle. Keep going straight past Ace Hardware and Toys R’ Us. About 500m along you will come onto what looks like a runway next to the water where (hopefully) lots of other Hashers will be gathered. SEE MAP ON WEB PAGE http://www.oocities.org/auh4
Bring chairs if possible.
Any problems phone Mei (050 5324501)

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Don’t forget –
· Please recycle all cans – Perthy will take all cans back to assist their Harriss with an early return to Bangladesh – so please put all food scraps in a separate bag
· If you haven’t Hared any runs or hosted the Down downs Dancing Queen would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns
· Numbers have been climbing so if you are bringing Virgins along please let Hash Committee know as we would hate to be embarrassed by shortage of food and even worse run out of Hash Water



AUH4 WEBSITE
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Many thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself!!
Web site - where you are now
Click to be transported to photo site

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