FOOTPRINT
The official organ of the Abu Dhabi Island Hash House Harriers AUH4
Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)
The Event:
AUH4 Run Number 1518
The twisting by the pool run
Monday 30th July 2007
On Back:
Tea boys excellent venue “ twisting by the & in the pool” where a little families nice evening by the pool was invaded by 50 sweaty bodies who proceeded to ruin the balanced pH and chlorine levels by playing hippos for 1 hour
The Run - Verdict
Shit, rubbish, too long, too hot, not enough swimming pools
According to one brat ‘grandpa did it’- we’re all ears for an explanation…
Scores: of 2 and 1.8 were touted but, very clever, back on the 9.31. Can hares note that it’s not compulsory to organise a 9.31 run. Variety is the spice of life and all that…
HM – Big Ears
At the request of HM and probably much to his latter regret, Sir Sheila took on the role of song master as the following called into the circle for a down-down:
Hares
Tin Tin and Teaboy and Georg with one E
Virgins
Tim - a pommy mate of Richards, who dropped in on the way home to Sydney
New Members
Leavers
Jan and Richard
Returners
Karl, Shane, Quicklay, Louise and Leith
Hash Numbers – Carpet Burns
Dancing Queen - 50 runs
Thunder down Under 50 runs
Carpet Burns 50 runs
How much 50 runs
Good work
Hare Raiser – Dancing Queen
Next week’s run (1519) to be organized by Leith and Rich at Mangrove Village.
Then 1520 likely to be decided upon by the Hare Raiser during the circle…
Hash Social – Ballbreaker’s Mouthpiece
See section at bottom (of footprint not has socials’!)
RA – Perthy Throwup
To uphold the morals of the hash, as RA (apparently the position was thrust up him) PT made the following charges:
Hash attire
Dannie, Carl and ??? for wearing yellow shirts and Thunder down under for bringing Dannie a yellow T shirt
Sex on the Hash
Richard for wearing his budgie smugglers and the other Richard for bringing his budgie smugglers but not having the balls to wear them
Tim for dropping his strides in the street getting changed in full view
Shane – poor bast*rd – “I haven’t done it for 3 months” - try some of the bars down town Shane!
Jolly Rogerer for her bladder problem at the start of the run
Sheila “I’ll give anyone, anything at anytime”
All the Ladies (including Jolly Rogerer and Ball Breaker) were called into the circle were called asked to please explain to Louise “tell me where babies come from????” This is a big worry for a nurse !!!!!!!!
Other Charges
Curtis for doing a turtle impersonation
Tea boy - as Hare - forgot the course AND didn’t set the run, Didn’t buy the booze and DIDN’T organise the food
Dancing Queen told Jolly Rogerer “as usual I’m trying to drink all the beer in Abu Dhabi”
Perthy Throwup for having a little prang
Richard for having his push-bike impounded because he was crazy enough to ride on the same roads as emirate drivers
GI Joe for wearing his headphones
Louise for phone abuse on Hash
Georg with one E - as Hare – told someone “I’m a bunny”
Charges from the Floor
Dancing Queen, by this point desperate for some beer dragged Hernia in for calling him at 3:41 am???????????????? Hmmmm!.
The Grub
Great curries thanks to Tea boy / Dancing Queen
Social Events
August 2007
Updated: BRUNCH AT FLAVOURS, THE SHERITON – 10th August
Details to follow
August 2007
PROPOSED BOWLING NIGHT
Details to follow
September 2007
Updated: PROPOSED RAMADAN PROGRESSIVE DINNER
Details to follow
AL AIN RE-HYDRATION RUN – 23rd-24th November NTNH Site (2006), Al Ain, UAE. Please see Website for details.
HASH VALENTINES BALL – with Mainland and Wasps at The Club – February
WORLD INTERHASH – 21st-23rd March
Further details to follow as an when… … …
NEXT WEEKS’ RUN
AUH4 Run Number 1519 Monday 6th August 2007
START TIME: 1800 Hours
LOCATION: Mangrove Village.
HARES: Big Ears, Rich & Leith
ON BACK: Rich & Leith’s place, Villa 5053, Mangrove Village
DIRECTIONS: Follow the signs for Mangrove Village, off 30th Street as you leave Abu Dhabi Island over the Mussafah Bridge. Meet in the supermarket carpark at the entrance to Mangrove Village.
Click for map
Bring chairs if possible.
Any problems phone Rich on 0503 261 429 or Leith on 0503 261 529.
Don’t forget –
· Please recycle all cans – Perthy will take all cans back to assist their Harriss with an early return to Bangladesh – so please put all food scraps in a separate bag
· If you haven’t Hared any runs or hosted the Down downs Dancing Queen would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns
· Numbers have been climbing so if you are bringing Virgins along please let Hash Committee know as we would hate to be embarrassed by shortage of food and even worse run out of Hash Water
AUH4 WEBSITE
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Many thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself!!
Web site - where you are now
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