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Yasser nearly fainted
after learning he made the
"Miss Palestine"
pagaent finals!
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Sign Delilah's guestbook...
putz! |
"I was ready to sign a peace agreement but look,
the pen was shot right out of my hand!" |
shriek!!! ... "they even bombed the pharmacy!
Now where will I buy wax for my moustache?!" |
"Idiot Hamas ... Don't just stand there!
Run to 7-11 and get me some candles, a falafel and a Cherry Big Gulp." |
"Oh, Uncle Yasser!!!
Show me again how a suicide bomber is rewarded in Paradise?!" |
"Of course. Three months is the perfect age
to begin his brainwashing to become a murdering terrorist." |
"You see how brave your leader is?
Now hold my hand habibi, before I faint!" |
"What do you mean
there's no hot water?
GO AND FIND SOME!!!
I scrub for hours
and can't get rid of the blood
of those innocent Jews!" |
| A Palestinian woman finally speaks out against repression by arab males. |
| "Mmmm hmm, mmmmm, mmm hmmm, mmmm." |
"Ahh, Canadian cigarettes!
Even their camel shit tastes better than ours." |
"I'm sorry for bumping into your camera but you see,
I CAN'T SEE A BLOODY THING
WITH THIS DARK SMOLDERING TARP OVER MY HEAD!" |
| Ramallah boys and their girlfriends enjoy a day at the beach. |
Dubya's Hairstyles
by Delilah |
oh never mind, that won't be necessary...
I'm dead... |
| "This on-line dating sucks. Listen to this one Neda. Single Arab male seeks quiet, subservient single Arab female virgin. Yeah right... good luck dickweed." |
"Oh crap, I'm dead too... I guess it's too late to go back
and sign that Clinton-Barak peace deal.
Jeez, hindsight sure is 20-20...
Now where the hell are my 70 virgins???" |
ARAFAT'S NANNY: "Always remember, illegitimate son of a goat herder,
that cleanliness is next to G-dliness!" |
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