This chimp enjoyed a career as a stunt double in space films
until he was made redundant at the urging of animal activists.
You can see him here about to act out his famous 'blast-off' scene. Now he is a shell of his former self and his only friend
is the bottle. Join me and stop chimps like 'Hairy' here being forcibly retired.
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