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My Boxer Place
Interesting Boxer Facts
*Is a medium sized dog of a breed developed in Germany
*Often used as a war dog & as a guide for the blind
*Moves quickly & has an alert manner
*Is stocky & muscular
*Coat is short, shiny & fawn or brindle colored - sometimes it is striped
*Has a deep strong chest
*Has a wide skull & large, expressive eyes
*Received its name from its playful habit of striking out with its front legs
Funny Dog Rules
(Things Dogs Must Try To Remember)
*The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
*I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
*I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
*I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
*The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
*The diaper pail is not a big cookie jar.
*I will not chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, or my people will think I'm bleeding.
*My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
*I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up the back of her nightgown.
*I will not steal Mom's underwear & dance all over the back yard with it.
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Our dog Bonnie has a hard time following these rules!
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