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ALICIA BANKS

Public Intellectual, Educator, Scholar, Radio Producer & Host, Columnist, Singer

ELOQUENT FURY



REVOLUTIONARY AFRICAN TRUTH

EXPRESSLY FOR RADICAL INTELLECTUALS WHO SEEK KNOWLEDGE
   (*******WARNING: HAZARDOUS TO NEOCON DELUSION*******)


 

RACE, SEX, AND HUMOROUS WISDOM

ON TODD WOOTEN’S

“WHITE MEN CAN’T HUMP
(AS GOOD AS BLACK MEN) – VOLUME I”


I truly love to do two things. I love to laugh and to think deeply. As a writer, I record my critical thoughts constantly. I spend lots of time writing alone. My solitude is my muse.

There are times when I crave human company. When I need to take a break from my solitary writer’s toil, I visit with dear friends. We laugh as we engage in intense debates.

I am a Leo. I am always passionate. I embrace all of my emotions completely. The people in my life that I adore most are those who make me laugh and who inspire my deep thinking.

I really hate mindless idle chatter. I love the classic cerebral horror film “Seven” because the intellectual serial killer also hated mindless chatter…An ideal conversation during a friendly visit is simultaneously meaningful and amusing. A good sense of humor enhances any banter.

My dearest friends are rebels, warriors, and comedians. We live purposeful afrocentric lives. We are always at war. But, we never forget to laugh as we share respites from our global battlefields, as often as we possibly can.

Reading Todd Wooten’s classic rant entitled “White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)” feels like a conversation with a dear friend. This is why I adore this unique book. Its title is very misleading. Everyone knows that sexual prowess, or the lack thereof, is universal. But, this hypnotic title rapidly lures readers into a manifesto about universal racism.

This book is a consummate critical analysis of bigotry and bias in all arenas. Wooten’s hilarious sense of humor balances the sting of his profound wisdom and righteous rage. His humor is evident upon every page.

The contents of this book expand far beyond male sexuality. Wooten impressively covers the gamut of race and sex in all arenas. This book is a broad indictment of ancient issues. Wooten’s reflections are powerful and passionate. Some will make you laugh. Some will make you angry. All of them will make you think deeply and critically.

“White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)” is revolutionary in context and style. I cannot recall ever being amused by a book about such serious topics. That alone makes this book an especially moving and important literary gem.

This book contains many unique “Rants”. These are uncensored gems that read like intimate venting sessions over glasses of fine wine shared with kindred souls in private settings. The entire book feels like a long fiery chat with a comical and cherished sage.

Wooten amusingly and expertly attacks history and Hollywood. His rants slay bigotry and hypocrisy and various other Amerikkkan demons. His amusing chapter titles reveal the vast depths of his analyses. They include: “Lifestyles of the Rich & Rapists; Quentin “Franken Berry’ Tarantino: The King of Black Sexploitation Films; The United States of Communist China; Bi-Racial=Race Neutral; America’s New Niggers; The Busta Test; and Survival Tips for DWB (Driving While Black).

“White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)” tackles myths of sexual prowess, media images, the word “nigger”, killer cops, Latino immigration, and much more. This is an enlightening and comprehensive book about all facets of race and sex in America.

Read this wonderful book today. Make Wooten your new rebel friend. And, you will greatly enhance many future dinner conversations with all of your fellow warriors.

Here a few excerpts from "White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)”:


Sexual power enables a person to sexually intimidate someone with nothing more than their mere presence.

White men hate to acknowledge that Black male lust for White women is often initiated by White female lust for the Black penis…Mutual Lust

I think it is safe to say that 100% of the men involved in the lynchings of Black men suffered from Small-Poleans Complex.

The most gut-wrenching example of lynching I’ve ever read about actually happened to a Black woman, Mary Turner.

Emmet [Till] took his clothes off and stood before the grown men completely naked…[White male] behavior, especially their paranoid lynching behavior, speaks for itself.

The number of people in prison only tells us who’s being aggressively investigated, arrested, prosecuted, and silenced.

…Quentin [Tarantino] chooses to appease his White male audience by lampooning Black male sexuality…

For us [Blacks], it only takes one time to keep a myth alive.

Physical gifts have limits, but mental gifts are limitless and can become whatever you want them to become.

Only through enlightenment will we be willing to accept our differences.


For more information, see Todd Wooten online at:

http://www.whitemencanthump.com/


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