The news headlines habitually bring little to smile about. But, Tuesday night, they brought me joy. And, I am smiling still.
O. J. Simpson will finally pay for his murders. Finally, there has been some justice executed in this insane case. Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown’s eternal spirits finally have some modicum of peace. (Nicole’s has less as her children are still in the hands of her murderer...)
I feared a mistrial. I feared that O. J.’s extraordinary luck would continue to reign. I never expected a unanimous decision. I know O. J. will appeal. And, the legal costs will be beyond his new budget. No matter what, his wealth is history.
I think O. J. has hidden many assets shrewdly and securely. But he will never again be worshipped by the rich whites he reveres. He will never be able to lounge around the racist golf clubs he adores. He will still be able to bed the white sluts he craves. But, the new ones must be lower maintenance with frugal tastes.
This new verdict has given millions like me retribution and serenity. In celebration, the following are a few parting shots:
TO THE JURORS: You did your jobs as expertly as the jury in the criminal case. Thank the goddess you had superior lawyers and evidence to work with. Those of us who are fair and wise sincerely thank you.
TO THE MEDIA: I will never forgive you for your deliberate LIES about “racial lines” that do NOT exist!!! (There are far too many REAL racial lines. Your fictitious ones are unnecessary and vicious.) MILLIONS of Blacks think O. J. is a murderer. MILLIONS of whites think he is innocent. NONE of us will EVER be counted in your bogus “polls” or included in your racist “editing”.
TO ALL OF THE MORONIC O. J. FANS: You should now go rally around Mumia Abu Jamal. Unlike O. J., Mumia DESERVES your support!!!
TO JOHNNY COCHRAN, MARCIA CLARK, AND CHRISTOPHER DARDEN: I hope you took notes on how real lawyers litigate.
TO VINCENT BUGLIOSI: Thank you for documenting all of the evidence against O.J. and for penning the best book on the criminal “trial”. (Those of you still blind enough to believe that this dumb, brutal jock is innocent MUST read Outrage.)
TO THE GOLDMANS: Congratulations! May you return O. J. to the poverty he has forgotten and betrayed. May Ronald rest in peace.
TO THE BROWNS: Congratulations! May you enjoy more money from your family banker. Nicole gold dug her way into the grave and you all shared her rewards. However, this victory is a valiant act of apology. Judge your future in-laws by their characters, not their incomes. May Nicole rest in peace.
AND, LASTLY, TO THE LEAST, O. J.: As you climb back down the ladder of success to the fatally forgiving African people you continue to betray, may you endure some of the pain you have caused so many others. You have blatantly rejected African women. Now you must nurture an African woman-child. When will Sydney begin to wonder why you never date women who look like her? Can you teach Justin to love women who look like his sister when you do not?
You will spend more time with these children than ever before. Can you really abuse them any less than you abused their mother? You have already lied on Justin as you blamed him for the seven cuts on your hands. You are a pathetic brute and pathological liar. How can you ever be a “good father”?
May you go to hell like your bank accounts.