DOMA (DEFENSE OF MACHO ACT) Slick Willie has signed the "Defense Of Marriage Act." It is ideal legislation for heterosexual hatemongers. Indefensible haters of homoseuxals who have yet to define exactly what they are "defending". The following is a list of reasons DOMA stood so firmly on such rotted political foundations: ( I welcome your own additions.) 1. "Angry white men" (read: "politicos") know that they have lost control of ALL those they have oppressed for centuries. They OUTLAW ALL that they no longer control (e. g. immigrants, radicals, quotas, militias, feminists, welfare recipients, homosexuals, affirmative action etc.). They do so in vain. Homosexuals have become warriors. We are out of the closet to stay and we remain defiant in our spousal unions!! They have won this battle. But, we will ALL win our respective wars. 2. Nothing is more threatening to a capitalist patriarchy than two women who legally share their love and wealth. It is the ultimate spiritual and physical threat to current powers. Also, homosexuals must be demonized as aimless whores who produce and acquire nothing. Legal marriage would destroy these useful myths. 3. Homohaters are arrogant about their ignorance. They know nothing about the science of homosexuality. Homosexuals are born in every living species: plants, insects, animals, and humans. Sexuality is NEVER a choice. Homosexuality is my LIFE. Being a columnist is my lifestyle. Likewise, being a homohating politician is a lifestyle. 4. A vote for DOMA is a vote for homosexual equality. All humans ARE equal. Homohaters have never been able to accept this fact. For women, poor people, Africans, gays...inequality is mandatory for subjugation. 5. Homohaters must continue to slander homosexuals. We must all be depicted as sexual predators. Pseudo-christians must retain the angelic illusion of matrimony as they, simultaneously, betray the same vows they dare to legally restrict to themselves. I wonder how many married senators spent the evening with their mistresses/young male pages/young call girls etc. the same evening they voted against DOMA? 6. Slick Willie and his peers know that most homosexuals are better spouses than they are themselves. They don't want us to show them up in divorce courtrooms as they assume we all do in our bedrooms. 7. Homohaters know that homosexual unions, child support statistics, and parenting skills are superior to droves of their own. Fewer of our children will end up on death row and in psychiatric wards. We are uniquely qualified to teach our children superior lessons about pride, self esteem, invincible character, independent thinking, and unconditional self-love. Warriors breed warriors. 8. Finally, if homohaters admit that homosexual marriages are "OK", more men would immediately become bachelors by circumstance, not choice. Especially pathetic politicians who abuse and neglect their wives. The worst gaybashers are always the most sexist and abusive men. No lie can live forever. Where there is no justice, there is no peace. All love conquers all. The politicos in D.C. come for us homosexuals today. But they WILL come for YOU tomorrow. None of us are free until all of us are free.Your silence will never protect you. No matter who you call "spouse".... 1996