Never made it as a Barbarian
I couldn't cut it as an elf Rogue stealing
Tired of playing a LG Paladin
I'm sick of Bards, they're just not that appealing
So I think I'll take up Wizardry
I think I'll take up Wizardry
And do some slight of hand
I think I'll take up Wizardry
And do some slight of hand
Can't see me? So sorry!
I just cast Improved Invisibility
Think I'm helpless? You're mistaken
I'll wow you with my Prestidigitation
Suggestion
Just Slow down
Before you run into my Prismatic Wall
All these spells in my head
Fireball! Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah
Otto
Yeah, yeah
Otto
I summoned a familiar and got a black cat
If I get in a scrape I'll Gate in a Baatezu
Astral Projection isn't so bad
But Teleporting into that rock damn near killed you
I could get used to this Wizardry
It's all just slight of hand
I could get used to this Wizardry
It's all just slight of hand
Did I Polymorph you? So sorry!
I've a spell for every Contingency
No more spells? You're mistaken
Cuz' I just cast Mordenkainen's Lucubration
Enervation
Brought you down
To a more manageable level
All these spells in my head
Fireball! Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Otto
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Otto
Never made it as a Barbarian
I couldn't cut it as an elf Rogue stealing
So I think I'll take up Wizardry
I think I'll take up Wizardry
And do some slight of hand
I think I'll take up Wizardry
And do dome slight of hand
Did I Charm you? So sorry!
You avoid me like I just cast Antipathy
How long is it take'n
To find your car keys? I'll just cast Discern Location
Nondetection
Can't be found
So much for using your crystal ball
All these spells in my head
Fireball! Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah
Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah
Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah
Is it toast yet?
Yeah, yeah
Otto