I ain't happy. I'm getting mad
I'm low on hit points, and things look bad
My Con. is 16, but not for long
A rage fit is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
(Rrrrahhh! Yea-heh!)
Finally, my Barbarian starts to enter a rage
Now I snarl like Mike Tyson, I belong in a cage
Now I'm strong as a bear
Yeah, you'd better be scared
-2 to AC? Don't care
And I'm mentaly impaired
I'm an animal
You bet I stink, so what's that to you?
Don't use shampoo. Look, my hair is unmanageable
Got a short fuse
Trained skills: Can't use
Can't add 2+2
Clerics and Druids
Who you callin' a brainless goon?
Why don't you try taking on an ogre or two
Or a Black Ooze?
You think I'm simple? Stereotypical? Maybe
Spiritual, I like Nerull
I appear to you a savage brute, but I'm just crazy
Lice is... hygene? The definition, uh, I don't know what that is
Lifeless. That's you if you give me any more lip
You fight me?
Poor dope
Decapitated with one stroke
Don't need to be psychic to know
IQ of a tomato
I ain't happy. I'm getting mad
I'm low on hit points, and things look bad
My Con. is 16, but not for long
A rage fit is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on....
Here is my Bard
I'm the weakest of all
They say so on all of the boards
It's why my characters don't live
My Bards
I like my Bard
Why is that so hard to believe
I don't last long in combat, it's true
With only d6 for hit dice
My Bards
Here is my Bard
When my opponent's defense is down
Someone give me sneak attack please!
Why is my spell selection so poor?
My Bards
I hate my Bard
You know I started to think
About playing something different tonight
A min/maxed dual wielding drow Ranger seems right
Not Bards