This is my site, and if you're wondering why it's The Random Page of Lame Humor, rather than the Eric Villman in Iraq homepage, it's because this site is way old, and using it as a platform for showing off my life in the big sandbox is a relatively new concept. Please come in and take a look around.
ENTER
I ASSURE YOU!
THIS IS THE SITE YOU WERE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR.
and if not, what the hey, come in anyway
Ok, so here's the first page among many other pages that are pretty much just as lame and pointless as this one.  I can only hope that you are here because you are already one of my friends, and thusly will not be judging me based solely on my web-page building talents. 
  If you are a stranger to me and my warped sense of humor, I will save us both a lot of time and just go ahead and mark you down on the "People not to expect birthday money from" list.  But I am glad you are here.
  If you are one of the people who already knows me, I am still glad you are here and I am only asking that you remain my friend after viewing this nonsense and  remember my birthday, and  keep that day holy.