Would you believe they threw Glenn out of the conservatory of music for being too talented?
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: Hey, I'll paste the song Glenny sung to himself :P
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: WooHoo! Club channel all to myself!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: Mi Mi Mi mIiiiiiIiIIi!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: Jingle bells, Potshot smells, watch him do a ress!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: The Pot-mobile, lost its wheels and landed in a hedge!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: Ohhhhh, jingle bells, GlennRidge smells, Maya flew away!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: GlennRidge: Our pirate ship, did a flip, and landed in the bay!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: See what happens when you leave him alone?
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Yo yo yo, we be gettin'down to tha old school! ... Potman went and pissed in Pishe's
Pool! ... Lassan got reel dissed and he was packin heat! ... So potman called in Gapp who blew Lassie off his feet!
Yo! *insert scratching here* ;)
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: Oh won't you staple-gun my genitals to the wall?
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: I wouldn't normally beg, but I've been a trifle tense!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: We could both, have a ball!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: If you staple-gun my genitals to the walllll!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot: Hmmmmmmmmm
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Encore!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: Oh won't you shove bamboo shoots up my arse!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: beat me with piping, while you wear a latex mask!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: I'm so shy, I dare not ask!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge sings: Oh won't you shove bamboo shoots up my arse!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Why did they leave us... they were so good!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Leaping and jumping for Satan is Lord!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: What a wonderful note on which to leave you all!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Has anyone ever told him to seek help? :)
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot of Ix: He's beyond help.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: I still think he'd make a good parrot.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Mi mimimim miiiiiii!
[Jolly Rogered] Hagi: So So So So sooooooo
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Battlestations people!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: I think He's going to sing :)
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Fire in the hold! ;)
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot: Eeeeeeeeeek!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Here's a little something that someone else prepared earlier!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Crack, by popular demand!!!
[Jolly Rogered] Potshot: Uh-oh
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: In the mountains where the Mi-go mine,
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: People disappear from time to time,
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: If I told you why you might go insane,
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: But it has something to do with canisters for your brain.
...
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: Look!! a cool song!!!!!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya screams, and hides in the rope locker.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax listens intently
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax starts logging.
[GlennRidge leaves Discworld]
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Awww, he left without giving us a song :)
[Jolly Rogered] Maya comes out of hiding.
[GlennRidge enters Discworld]
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: phew.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Saved :)
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge: hahar! I'd already sung it! and it's gone now!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Actually, I think I already got it :)
-- GlennRidge the pirate's sea shanties, coming to a store near you.
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