[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Arrrrrr. me blarties!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya offers GlennRidge a drugged biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Which drug?
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Panadol!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: A tranquiliser.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: All of them!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: A powerful tranquiliser.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Why did you trank the biscuit?? Was it hyper or something? ;)
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: No, I want you to eat it.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax whispers to the audience "What Glenn doesn't realise, is that as he takes the biscuit, Maya is going to hit him in the head with a hammer"
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Damnit, Warrax, GlennRidge probably heard that!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: What's this, Candid Spamera?
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Don't be silly, he's deaf as a post
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Ok, GlennRidge, here, take this biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: No thanks Maya, I've already had dinner!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: I said eat it!
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Aint gonna!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: Now now Glenny, you know what happens to little boys who don't eat their biscuits.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Yeah, they lose weight!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: No, they get the extra special tranquiliser *nodnods*
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Listen, you don't even have to eat the damn thing. Just take it, OK?
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: *reluctantly takes the biscuit*
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax waits for the Whack!
[Jolly Rogered] Maya smashes GlennRidge over the head with an aardvark as he takes the biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: I bet he didn't see that one coming.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: The large pine exclaims: Ha! Didn't hurt, didn't hurt!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: He would have had to be able to read minds to see that one coming Maya, I mean, what kind of idiot would let him know in advance?
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: You nearly did.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax: You must be mistaken.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya glares at Warrax.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Here, have a biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Heyyyy.. whered you get an aadvaark from, anyway?
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax thinks a nice biscuit might be just the thing ...
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: Oh, I never go anywhere without my aardvark.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya: I wouldn't leave home without it.
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax forgets the last 5 minutes completely, and takes the biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
[Jolly Rogered] Warrax seems to remember there is something he shouldn't be doing, and ponders this as he takes a bite of the biscuit.
[Jolly Rogered] Maya drops a Warrax-catching net over Warrax, clubs him over the head with a frying pan and drags home off to the meat safe to hang until he's nice and tender.
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