Warrax wisps: *chuckles* Mummy mummy, look what I started :)
GlennRidge wisps: Bad Warrax! Go to your room this instant!
Maya wisps: The truth comes out! Warrax is GlennRidge's lovechild!
Warrax wisps: Glenny, want another biscuit?
GlennRidge wisps: Ill take 5 ;)
Maya wisps: *gets the aardvark ready*
Warrax wisps: Would you like a nice cup of coffee to go with that Glenn?
GlennRidge wisps: Ill take 5 ;)
Warrax wisps: One lump or 50? *readies the spare aardvark*
Maya wisps: Woah. We're going to need an armadillo for this job.
Warrax wisps: Hmmm, we might have to subcontract ...
GlennRidge wisps: Aardvark? I prefer the pangolin... much less greasy!
Maya wisps: You don't get to eat it, Glenn.
GlennRidge wisps: Eat? I never mentioned eating!
Maya wisps: *doesn't ask*
Maya wisps: *doesn't want to know*
[apex] Hagi wisps: *freaks out at the sight of a small blue demon*
[apex] Maya wisps: Don't worry, Hagi, I saw him too!
[apex] Warrax wisps: I think he might be scouting out for an upcoming attack on the JR.
[apex] Maya wisps: Why would anyone attack the JR?
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *readies the grappling hooks*
[apex] Maya wisps: *opens the rusty cutlass locker, and starts throwing them to the crew*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Glenn, your place is up the front, as the battering cow
[apex] Warrax wisps: We tried to get a battering ram of course, but they were out ..
[apex] Maya wisps: I thought he was a battering llama.
[apex] Warrax wisps: They were out of those too.
[apex] Lazerus wisps: man the hippopotami
[apex] Helena wisps: as long as it batters, it'll do
[apex] Maya wisps: Don't be stupid.
[apex] Maya wisps: We don't have any hippopotami.
[apex] Hagi wisps: Only very small ones.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *batters up some nice fish fillets*
[apex] Lazerus wisps: any large mammals at all!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Hand out the attack biscuits .... and the aardvarks for that matter.
[apex] Helena wisps: aardvark's would make good ammo - nice hard shells :)
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *downs his rum ration*
[apex] Maya wisps: *puts her biscuit bandolier on, and sheathes an aardvark in her belt*
[apex] Maya wisps: Ahrrr!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: do we have a Mongoose per chance?
[apex] Maya wisps: *throws an aardvark to warrax*
[apex] Maya wisps: Lazerus, since when were you a crew member?
[apex] Warrax wisps: *Deftly catches it, and slings it into his shoulder holster*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Set your aardvarks to stun!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *panics* ummmmm
[apex] Warrax wisps: No no no no, this is a pirate ship, Lazerus, not an ark!
[apex] Maya wisps: Stun? Don't be silly! Maximum setting aardvark!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: stowaway overboard!!! *dives*
[apex] Lassan wisps: Maybe stun is the maximum aardvark setting.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: A stowaway? Stowaways get the plank!
[apex] Maya wisps: *charges up her aardvark, and prepares to use maximum payload*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Have we upgraded the plank yet?
[apex] Helena wisps: keelhaul the scury dogs
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *swims for it*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Plank factor 5!
[apex] Maya wisps: *offers Lazerus a biscuit*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Engage!
[apex] Helena wisps: arrr
[apex] Warrax wisps: *Draws his aardvark quickly, flips it several times, and fires on maxium setting at the fleeing Lazerus*
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *sinks*
[apex] Maya wisps: *flings a few biscuits at lazerus*
[apex] Nate wisps: Oh God. I just had to log on to this :P
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: You aardarked him right between the eyes!
[apex] Helena wisps: good shootin' me hearties
[apex] Maya wisps: *zaps borgad with an aardvark*
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *bobbles with reckless abandon*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *tapes aardvarks together* Now we've got an Aardvark array!
[apex] Hagi wisps: *bobbles with reckless Lazerus*
[apex] Maya wisps: *wonders if we could convince a cre to code some aardvarks for the crew*
[apex] Warrax wisps: *gathers a few more aardvarks, and starts to form the dreaded aardvark huffman tree*
[apex] Maya wisps: You fool! You'll destroy us all!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Its ok Maya, I can handle the recursion!
[apex] Maya wisps: You need a spiny-ant-eater capacitor to stop them overloading!
[apex] Helena wisps: the aardvarks cannae take it cap'n, they'll overload!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Warrax has gone mad in his lust for power!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *snickers from the briny deep*
[apex] Maya wisps: *drops an aadvark depth charge on lazerus*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Naturally, as the cap'n, I had to take an extensive course on aardvark data structures, It can handle the pressure!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *dodges the slow moving aadvark*
[apex] Borgad wisps: *throw the aadvark overboard*
[apex] Nate wisps: What ever happened to good old rusty cutlasses?
[apex] Lazerus wisps: har har ye aardvarks were not built to goo that deep!
[apex] Warrax wisps: We'll strap them to the back of the aardvarks to increase the range!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: the aardarks ate em???
[apex] Maya wisps: Oh yeah? *drops a lazerus-seeking depth resistant biscuit on lazerus*
[apex] Borgad wisps: no, we'll create a canon made of aadvark body parts
[apex] Warrax wisps: *uses the biscuit as a tracer for the cutlass equiped aardvark
[apex] Maya wisps: A canon? Why would we want a priest on board?
[apex] Lazerus wisps: nooooooo
[apex] Borgad wisps: although we'll have to slaughter a few 1st *grins evilly*
[apex] Helena wisps: to fire out the cannons!
[apex] Borgad wisps: no, a CANNON!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *grabs a passing friendly shark
[apex] Borgad wisps: yeah
[apex] Warrax wisps: Borgad, only members of the JR are trained in the use of aardvarks, you can't handle the aardvark!
[apex] Maya wisps: Kill an aardvark? *uses her wipe-spray automatic fire aardvark to destroy borgad utterly*
[apex] Lassan wisps: You people have a channel for this you know. And the rest of you have frimble :p
[apex] Maya wisps: Ahar!
[apex] Zawash wisps: Silly Roger's is probably a more accurate description, methinks.. ;)
[Jolly Rogered] GlennRidge le Funk: *Planks zawash!*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Thats it, Maya, launch a double aardvark and biscuit strike on Zawash.
[apex] Maya wisps: Aardvarks away!
[apex] Maya wisps: *whoosh*
[apex] Nate wisps: *ducks*
[apex] Helena wisps: *cheers*
[apex] Maya wisps: Fire biscuits! *schweeee...*
[apex] Zawash wisps: *deploys his industrial-strength umbrella*
[apex] Warrax wisps: A umbrella hmmm, not even that can stand up to aardvark, biscuit, _and_ plank attacks.
[apex] Zawash wisps: *launches a counter-attack with discuits*
[apex] Lazerus wisps: Discuits!!! ouch!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Distronic biscuits!
[apex] Warrax wisps: *quickly sets the JR's force field to block discuits*
[apex] Maya wisps: *hastily unplugs her lasgun*
[apex] Zawash wisps: *deploys a defensive wall made of rubber bricks*
[apex] Maya wisps: Warn me next time you put up a shield, Warrax.
[apex] Lazerus wisps: *hides in a rocky cove and slowly builds a craft of immense proportions*
[apex] Warrax wisps: Sorry Maya, but it was an emergency ... we didn't want any discuits getting into the rigging.
[apex] Maya wisps: *wanders around, looking for lazerus, and accidentally squashes his craft flat*
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: *powers up the POwer Zuggurat of Dooooom!!* Mu ah ah hha ah hh ahem
[apex] Zawash wisps: Watch out, or i'll ready my penguin missiles! We norwegians makes them, you know.. ;)
[apex] Lazerus wisps: bwaaaa you sunk my battleboat
[apex] Warrax wisps: A penguin is no match for an aardvark.
[apex] Maya wisps: Penguin missiles? *deploys her leopard seal anti-penguin device*
[apex] Zawash wisps: True... The aardvarks are more powerful... :-/
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Awww bitch!
[apex] Lazerus wisps: i warn you i have a monkey in my pocket and im not afraid to use it :p
[apex] Warrax wisps: Oh no ... look out, he's going to spank the monkey!
[apex] Maya wisps: *pulls off lazerus' mask to reveal Drakkos*
[apex] Nate wisps: Is that a monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
[apex] Lazerus wisps: loads the destructomatic heat seeking cannon with fax modem
[apex] Maya wisps: *drops an EMP aardvark on lazerus' cannon, turning it into an expensive rock*
[apex] Lazerus wisps: cries over his new cannon
[apex] Zawash wisps: *drops a bomb into the expensive rock, making it an expansive rock*
[apex] Warrax wisps: *drops another aardvark on the expansive rock, turning it into sand, which he bakes into more tactical biscuits*
[apex] Maya wisps: *stabs lazerus right through with a rusty but sharp cutlass*
[apex] Zawash wisps: Eeek!
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Tetanus AND lacerations!
[apex] Hinge wisps: i've chosen an odd time to log on...
[apex] Warrax wisps: Don't make me come after you with a rusty but sharp aardvark, Hinge
[apex] Zawash wisps: A _rusty_ aardvark? I can top that, I have an awkward aardvark!
[apex] Warrax wisps: You aren't authorised to use aardvarks.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Unless it's wearing training wheels!
[apex] Warrax wisps: Not even then, you must be on the crew list *checks his list*
[apex] Maya wisps: *reports zawash to the aardvark police*
[apex] Zawash wisps: Uhm... It's on rollerblades, does that help? That's why it's awkward! :)
[apex] Maya wisps: *hopes someone's been logging this*
[apex] Warrax wisps: You're facing hefty biscuit damage if you do not desist.
[apex] Maya wisps: *robotic voice* Halt, surrender your aardvark, and you will only be maimed.
[apex] GlennRidge wisps: Exterminate the pangolin purveying infidels!
[apex] Maya wisps: If you resist, bad things will start happening to you.
[apex] Nate wisps: *beats everyone to death with his rubber chicken*
[apex] Zawash wisps: Nate: Why did she want you to rub her chickens?
[apex] Maya wisps: That isn't a rubber chicken! That's an aardvark! *reports lazerus to the aardvark police*
[apex] Nate wisps: Zawash: What have you been smoking? :)
[apex] Warrax wisps: Ha, we have a full complement of aardvarks, biscuits and cutlasses aboard, you think to threaten us with a rubber chicken!
[apex] Nate wisps: Of course. Nothing beats a rubber chicken. Everyone knows that.
[apex] Zawash wisps: ...A few socks, why? ;)
[apex] Maya wisps: *smokes kippers*
[apex] Svithiod wisps: Wonder if I could tm throwing an aardvark? :)
[apex] Maya wisps: No! You shan't! Only crew members of the Jolly Rogered shall use aardvarks!
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