This effort courtesty of Potshot:
The voice of Gapp says: I've heard some nasty rumours about you.
The voice of Gapp says: Something about some masterplan, hmm?
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Ello?
The voice of Gapp says: Hi there. No more usurping, or else.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: I'm just conversing with our God... or God for now, that is...
The voice of Gapp says: Oi! Watch it, matey, or no more fumbling for you.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: matey?
Gapp smites you.
You no longer have the ritual "fumble".
> rituals
You know the following religious rituals:
| air passage |
cure medium wounds |
fumble |
minor shield |
soothe |
| bless |
dark sight |
imbue |
minor ward |
totem |
| calm |
detect alignment |
legend |
remember place |
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| chant |
detect magic |
long sight |
sanctuary |
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| cure drunkenness |
discharge imbue |
major shield |
see alignment |
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| cure light wounds |
dust devil |
mend |
see consecration |
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[gapp] Potshot wisps: Pathetic, gapp :P
> dd
You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
You manage to grasp one of the principles of affecting areas more firmly.
You summon a dust devil.
> fum devil
A gigantic whirlwind of dust is not holding anything.
Gapp sulks at you.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Bah, nice try... I even tm'd testing it... you're weak, Gapp. My time is now!
Gapp asks you: When you're God, can I be one of the ministry?
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Yes, you can be secretary :)
Someone thanks you.
... time passes ...
[gapp] Potshot wisps: What's the matter, Gapp? Sulking? :P
Gapp pouts at you.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: I think Gapp has gone to his room to have a cry :P
Gapp warns you that he has meteors too.
[gapp] Laiyna wisps: why that so?
[gapp] Potshot wisps: He's a little sensitive at the moment... he's not the god he used to be...
[gapp] Salt wisps: some creator tickled him?
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Nah, he's getting old and senile...
Gapp says: Watch it, my son.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Hey, do you want the secretary position or not? :P
Gapp says: I'll be good.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: That's better.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Right... now. I want my major shield extended... oh, and a drink wouldn't go astray, either.
Gapp says: You're pushing your luck.
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Ok... just the drink :)
Gapp says: Wait a minute, I'm still a God, aren't I?
[gapp] Potshot wisps: Technically, but your feeble attempt at removing fumble from me failed miserably...
You see a very large meteor up in the sky.
The meteor rushes towards the ground.
It looks like it's heading for you.
The meteor hits you ......WALLOP.
Mental wisps: yay! Bloody Gapp
DraGaLar wisps: what did potshot do?
Lassan wisps: Woohoo!
[priests] Mental wisps: heh, finally a snesible act. Potshot has been meteored :)
-- Potshot, the God of passage TM's?
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