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| "You wanna a piece of this?" Jonathan Weston Shoaf is a Accounting major from Madison, TN. He enjoys soccer and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater. As a former Flatland Freestyle Biker champion, everyone knows his name but he remains a mystery to many. Women want him and men want to be him. And yes that is a heck of a 5-card, 5-card, 5-card, 5-card, 5-card hand. He is an avid Howard Stern fan and his idol is Beetlejuice. "Cell phone baby." Always looking for a poker game, (but yet never able to defeat his nemesis and undefeated rival Chad Cunningham), Shoaf lurks. You may know the man, but you don't know the man, the myth, the legend...Shoaf. Bringing the noise, bringing the funk, can you dig that sucka??? |
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| "Its raining men, hallelujah!!!" Adam Herrod is a marketing/communications major from Hendersonville, TN. He enjoys bananas, working out, and just flat out looking like Nick Cage. Rumor has it around the block that he has a thing for the hispanic woman and that they can't resist him. They shout from the rooftops, "ahh, nah nah, too sexy..." But alas, can you touch the moon, can you touch the stars???? As it is with Hey-rod, simple untouchable. Herrod also enjoys the Olsen Twins, Brooke Burke, and certain lady in the Castle household. Hide the woman, children, sisters, and moms, no woman is safe. How does Herrod mesmerize all these ladies, two words...."Das Cerveza." |
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| "Ya know, I might have to break ya thumbs or something." Michael Chad Cunningham hails from G Vegas. Here he is doing what he does best and most. He functions as a contrasting character to me and my commentary. He is currently the only person with creative freedom on the site besides myself. He knows everything and nothing at the same time. He is an avid fan of Rocky, Braveheart, the Simpsons, rock and roll music, Seinfield, a good water ski run, naps, and a good ole country tune. Along with Shoaf, he functions as one of the two uneligible bachelors of the crew. (Hey Loo.) He can sometimes be found in Knoxville, TN, G Town, KY, or on Center Hill Lake. |
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| "I am a huge rock star." Standing 5'10", weighing 170 pounds, from Goodlettsville, TN and the bottom of your broken heart, Tyler Andrew Davis. The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. You can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me. The innovator of expression, the sinister webmaster, the Doer of the J, the master of the unpredictable nature of the ankle lock. He is all of this and more. Can you ace Dave? I think not. In the far corners of the world you may even hear the rumor of Dave "backing that thang up" at a New Year's Eve party....You've got three minutes, impress me. |