There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting a bit old, so the zoo keeper decided, as a treat, that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited,
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?" "I'm a cow" said the cow. "Right, right what do you do?" "I make milk for the farmer" "Cool."
The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it:
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?" "I'm a chicken," said the chicken. "Oh, right, what do you do ?" "I make eggs for the farmer" "Right... Oh, great see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said:
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?" "I am a Stallion," said the stallion. "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas darling and I'll show you."
How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta
here!
Arabian: Someone else do it. It might get my silky mane dirty and
besides, who's gonna read me the instructions?
Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want
Standardbred: Oh for Christ Sakes, give me the damn bulb and let's be
done with it.
Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about
it anymore.
Fresian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this
mane.
Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't
anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my
hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing
lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do
it!I know how, really I do! Just watch! My parole officer said it's
okay, really! And when we're done we can go over to the neighbors and
chasetheir cats!
Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the
light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that dang Morgan
stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.