Matt

This is Matt's page. Matt (second from left) has known Simon (right) since they were both tiny. I met Matt after I met Simon.

Matt showed Simon how to ski (and to drive in the snow). Must have been a great teacher, because Simon is now a qualified ski instructor!

Matt used to have long hair, but as soon as he found out that he looked better without it...

.. it was gone.

Now, of course, he's a suit-wearing, cellphone-carrying laptop-using yuppie with a HUGE...

... TV. Matt used to piss us off by sending us huge attachments in our email, but he more than makes up for it by sending us really funny jokes too.

Email him at matthewhansen@ozemail.com.au. Send him your jokes (and your cheats for N64 Zelda). Tell him Glenn sent you.

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