Hank is LAME.
If Hank went to a College, it would be U of LAME. He would be majoring in LAME.
If Hank wrote a movie, and it starred himself, it would be LAME.
If Hank had a ship and he were the captain, it would be S.S. LAME.
If Hank wrote a song, it would be called LAME.
If Hank owned a country and was the King, it would be called LAME.
If Hank spoke a different language, it would be LAME.
If Hank had a favorite food, it would be LAME.
If Hank had a girlfriend, her name would be Lois LAME.
If Hank suffered from a disease, it would be L.A.M.E.
If Hank gave out his phone number, it would be (413) - 546 - LAME.
If Hank had a web page, the url would be http://www.hankisLAME.com