I've Got a Theory
Giles:
I've got a theory
that it's a demon.
a dancing demon....neh, something isn't right there
Willow:
I've got a theory
some kiddy's dreaming
and we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare
Xander:
I've got a theory we should work this out
All:
It's getting erie what's this cheery singing all about.
Xander:
It could be witches
some evil witches
which is ridiculous cuz witches they were persecuted wicked good
and love the earth and women power and i'll be over here.
Anya:
I've got a theory it could be bunnies
[Pause]
Tara:
I've got a theory -
Anya:
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
and what's with all the carrots
what do they need such good eyesight for anyway
bunnies
bunnies
it must be bunnies!...
or maybe midgets
Willow:
I've got a theory
we should work this fast
Giles and willow:
because it clearly could get serious before its passed
Buffy:
I've got a theory
it doesn't matter
what can't we face if we're together
what's in this place that we can't weather
apocolypse, we've all been there
the same old trips
why should we care
All:
What can't we do if we get in it
we'll work it through within a minute
we have to try
we'll pay the price
it's do or die
Buffy:
Hey i've died twice
All:
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face
Anya: Except for bunnies...