Dorothy (Catalonia): The Big Mistake

by: Mikala Barton & Zashi-chan

Disclaimers:

Mikala: None of these characters are ours.

Zashi-chan: I wouldn't want to own 'em anyway.

Mikala: *gives Zashi-chan a mean look* Shh, we wouldn't want to make their fans angry. *runs from the screaming fans of Noin, Dorothy (does she have one?), Lady Une, Zechs and Treize.*

Zashi-chan: *sticks tongue out* Hah, hah and another hah. *turns to audience* To whoever there who is actually reading this, we only own the plot, not the characters.

Mikala: Hey, what you made you serious all of a sudden?

Zashi-chan: Huh? Me, serious? Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, HA HAHA HA HA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(you probably get the idea)

Mikala: *sweatdrops* Oh well, before she laughs of our space here, I would just like to say that these characters will never be ours.

Zashi-chan: *manages to speak between guffaws* Nor will we want them to be.

Mikala: Stop talking like a mean girl, or else I will the Duo that you like him.

Zashi-chan: *actually stops laughing* NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T YOU DARE! *chases Mikala with a drumstick (?!?) with the intent to pound her silent*

Mikala: Stop chasing me! We still have to go on with the story! *Zashi catches up and grabs her collar* Someone help me!!!!!

Treize: Hah! After what you did to us! No chance!

Mikala: *really struggles to get the fat (oops typo! not) girl off her* Hey, it wasn't that bad!

Treize: Oh, yeah? *gives Mikala and Zashi-chan the evil eyeball*

Zashi-chan: Yeah! Anyway you deserved- umph!! *stops when Mikala pushes her fist in the mouth of her partner*

Treize: Hah! Let the audience decide!

Mikala: *gets up from under Zashi-chan* What audience? You scared 'em away!

Treize: *looks around* Oh, *suddenly sees you! (yes, you and if you have someone with you he/she is included)* we still have some part of the audience! They will decide!

You heard 'im read it and tell him that it is a nice fic? (If it's not, tell him that anyway, a life is at stake! Kidding, you may tell him if it sucks, even though *sniff* I'll have to say good-bye)

Zashi-chan: Hey, I was just wondering, why is this part of the disclaimer?

Mikala: Huh? Oh, I dunno.

*sigh*

Treize Krushrenada grinned at his wonderful (Mikala:bleah!!!!) reflection. It was just sooooooo hard to be one of the cutest guys on the campus.

He was still studying in the Academy and according to his teacher, he is about to leave soon and get a position if he keeps up his good work. That was simply wonderful. He wanted to get away from school, because it was so tough to keep his perfect record spotless, when he always breaks rules. Of course, he will miss his fan club. (Mikala:come again?) Girls at school always follow him and it was simply adorable, the way they moon at him. However, they didn't interest them the bit, except for that Lady Une. Now, that was a girl worth pursuing. Treize smiled, she will probably be overwhelmed by his attention and swoon. Or not. (Mikala:yeah!!!!!!!!) Lady Une was drifting away from his fan club and was joining another one.

He crushed his perfectly ironed hanky with his fist. Lady Une had been hanging out with the Zechs fan club lately. He definitely had to do something about that. Zechs may be handsome but he was more handsome. (Mikala: I don't like this. We are lying.) (Zashi-chan:Hahaha!) He compared himself with that pale-haired man. A frown creased his perfect eyebrow (Mikala&Zashi-chan: Nani?!? You call the thing above his eyes perfect?). Well, maybe not more, but he was more refined. He glanced outside his window and saw a picture-perfect Zechs who had perfect posture and smiling at everyone. Or maybe not.

He walked over to the window when he saw Une walking towards Zechs. They seemed to be talking. He squeezed his hanky tighter. He definitely had to do something with Une's disloyalty.

"Zechs?" Une smiled, approaching the gorgeous white-haired man.

The girl beside Zechs scowled at Une. "What are you doing here, Une?" the girl said.

Une glared at the impertinent chit, "Silence and that's Lady Une to you, little girl."

The girl merely rolled her eyes and said, "Sure, UNE," stressing the name. "And I'm not a little girl. And I have a name. I'm Noin."

Une gave Noin a brush over and said, "Whatever." with a wave of the hand and smiled demurely at Zechs, the greek god of the campus. (Zashi-chan:Hah!!! Why did you type this here, Mikala? Get rid of it!!!!) (Mikala:No!! Zechs is way cuter than Treize and you should be glad I managed to type down the words above complimenting *ugh* Treize.) (*begins strangling one another, but Mikala manages to continue the story*)

Zechs felt uncomfortable when he noticed the way Une was staring at him.

Une batted her eyelashes, "By the way, I don't think, we have met formally. I am Lady Une. But you may call me Une if you like." She held out her hand.

Zechs tried not to squirm. (Mikala:And of course, he succeeded! He is the great Zechs after all!) "Nice to meet you, Une." (Zashi-chan:What a pushover!) (Mikala:*gives Zashi-chan a mean look, but doesn't say anything for peace and order*) He shook her hand.

Then, a voice came, with a body, naturally. The voice said, "Une! What are you doing here?"

Une glanced at the voice's origin. She saw Treize looming before them. "Treize!" she let out as she stared at the sheer beauty of the man before her. (Mikala:Why do I have to type this?)

Treize nodded at her, then turned to look at Zechs. "You are Zechs?"

Zechs nodded, "And you are Treize. I am pleased to meet your acquaintance."

Treize nodded and said, "You are new here, so you probably haven't joined one of the fraternities here yet, right?"

Zechs nodded, "Yes, but I got many invitations to join and I am thinking about it."

Treize suddenly got an idea, it was an evil, cruel, malicious (Mikala:And whatever evil thing you can think of!) one. "Say, why don't you join the most exclusive group? Only a very selected few knows about it."

Zechs raised an eyebrow. (Zashi-chan:Which was useless, since he was wearing a mask and all.) "And what is this group?"

Treize leaned forward, "It is dangerous to say in public, so it is best if we go in before I say the name." He walked towards a building. Zechs hesitantly followed.

"Hey! Don't leave me!!" Noin yelled, chasing after them.

Une was astounded by the girl's behavior and went followed so that she could scold the girl for the proper actions. And also to see what this group was.

When Treize noticed the two, he smiled and said, "I guess you two would be okay, too."

The two were left wondering what that could mean, when Zechs asked, "So what is this fraternity you are talking about?"

"It is so special that it does not belong to the mere category of fraternity. There is no other like it. It rises above other. It is...."

"What?" Noin asked annoyed.

"The Gretority."

At the mention of the name, the lights flashed and the four were transfered to another dimension. (Mikala&Zashi-chan:Wow!)

They were in a room with white plush chairs and a huge table at the end of the room and a bunch of throw pillows at the other end. It is a very long room. There seemed to be no door.

"Wow." Noin said, walking towards the table.

The others, shrugging, followed. When they were directly in front of the table, they noticed the two people sitting on the other side of the table. The two weren't noticed before because they both wore white fur coats and just blended with the background.

The girl sitting on the right was a bit taller than the other one. She had black hair, but they couldn't identify the length because the hood of the coat hid it. The girl on the left was a bit fatter than the other and was grinning widely at them.

The girl on the right cracked a smile at them and said, "Welcome to the Gretority. This is the most exclusive group in the universe, and only a few may join."

The girl on the left rolled her eyes, "Duh, hence the exclusive." She turned to the four, "Well, I'll introduce us. I'm Zashi-chan and I am the creator of the Gretority. This is Mikala Barton, my partner. She started as my assistant, but eventually crawled up the scale."

Mikala snorted, "You mean, you begged me to join you, Zashi-chan."

Zashi-chan gestured, "Whatever, the point has been made, anyway." She grinned widely at the guests, "Soooo, you four want to join, huh? You must be very daring, indeed."

Treize gave her a smile, "No, only these three will join, I will not."

Mikala glanced at him, coolly, "You mean you are not brave enough to join." (Mikala:Hah! He's such a wimp!)

Treize froze at being called not brave enough, "It's not that." he argued.

Mikala continued to glared at him, "It seems you are not brave enough. We probably wouldn't accept you anyway, with your non-bravery and all."

Treize frowned, "Fine, I will join." (Zashi-chan:Told ya he was brave.) (Mikala:I just intimidated him into doing it.)

Zashi-chan smiled, "Very well then, please sign on the table, if you are to join. Here is the pen." She hands them each a pen and gestures at an empty spot on the table.

They all glanced at the table. It was filled with names, but most of them had been crossed out. In fact, they couldn't see one that wasn't crossed out.

"What's with the names?" Noin and Une blurted out together. Then, they glared at one another.

Mikala smiled and said, "Well, the ones that have been crossed out tried to join, but could not bear it so they were crossed out."

Anyway, the four of them managed to find some space to write down their names on the table. Une was complaining because she had to write at the low point of the legs, "Why is it so hard to do this?"

Mikala sighed and said to her partner, "I told you we needed a new table."

"Tables are expensive." was the answer.

"We could have been able to afford it if you don't keep spending the money on food."

"Whatever, I'm the founder and I can do what I want."

"Hah! You won't survive without me!"

"As if!"

They could have gone on forever had Zechs not said, "We're done." (Mikala:He's so good.)

Zashi-chan nodded, "Very well, it is time for the next step." She opened a drawer and began rummaging through it. "Next step, next step." she muttered while fingering the stuff.

Mikala sighed and said, "It's now time for them to remove their clothes."

"NANI?" Zechs, Une and Noin yelled.

Zashi-chan nodded, "Yes, I have remembered. Remove your clothes and do a special dance for us with the song, Pretty Fly (for a white guy) by Offspring. You have to sing with the Give it to me baby part."

"Yes," Mikala said, fishing the CD out of the cluttered drawer. She stood up to put it in the CD player.

Une was flushing, "You two are a bunch of perverts if you expect us to do that!"

Zashi-chan sighed, "It's the dance or an eternity with a certain pink-haired fuzzball also known as Sailor Chibi Moon." (Mikala:To those who do not know, that is from Sailormoon and is the child of Usagi.)

Even though the twerp was already long dead, the four still knew her and quickly stripped.

But they refused to do the dance.

"GIVE IT TO ME BABY! UH-HUH! UH-HUH!" came blasting out of the speakers.

Zashi-chan frowned at her partner, "MAKE IT LOUDER!"

A knob was turned and the music came thundering out, "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!! UH-HUH! UH-HUH!"

Zashi-chan leaned and said, "Better." Even though, no one can already hear her, besides Mikala who was used to it.

"AND ALL THE GIRLS SAID, 'PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY'"

Zashi-chan frowned because the four hadn't danced yet. "ARE YOU GOING TO DANCE OR NOT!!!" she yelled.

The four who thought that the noise couldn't get any worse obviously learned otherwise.

Zashi-chan frowned, "I WILL WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES OUTSIDE, AND IF YOU STILL AREN'T DANCING YOUR ENTRANCE WILL BE NULLED." She left, followed by Mikala. They were just gone, like through a dimensional portal or something.

When the four realized they were gone, the first thing they did was to turn off the roaring CD player. When blessed silence filled the room, they looked for their clothes, only to realize that it was gone.

Treize sighed, then thought that he had nothing to be ashamed about so he stood strong, then he noticed Une's gorgeous body. "Whoa." he said, staring at the beautiful rise of her breasts and everything else. (Mikala:*blush*I don't want to get into something hentai-ish.)

Zechs was also staring at Noin and vice-versa. Then they realized that since they were naked already and alone, they should *ahem* make the most out of the situation.

So they did it. Zechs with Noin and Treize with Une.

It was the best experience of their life.

In the middle of that, Mikala and Zashi-chan peered in. Zechs was on top of Noin and was pumping in rhythm while Noin was yelling, "MORE! MORE!" in short gasps. Treize was still kissing Une all over.

The two quickly stopped peering in with twin blushes.

"That was a nice dance." Zashi-chan muttered, fumbling with her robe.

"Yeah." Mikala said.

"Do you think we should let 'em join?" Zashi-chan asked.

Mikala thought, "They were doing a pretty good dance, but without the music."

Zashi-chan nodded, "Yeah, too bad."

The two grinned at another and peered again. While peeping, an evil thing sprouted in their minds and they held hands and opened a portal to engulf the four, now that the most had passed.

The four fell into the hole and landed in the middle of the street.

Everything seemed to stop as everybod stared at the four bodies in the middle of the road.

"Wow!" the teenagers said, staring at the movement of the bodies.

There was a lot more reactions, but it will not be mentioned here. (a friend of ours: Aw, it was just getting good.)

Anyway, the four quickly realized their situation and rushed for cover.

None of them realized that during their, er, orgy, the biggest mistake had happened between Treize and Une.

Une was pregnant with .......... Dorothy.

(Mikala&Zashi-chan:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.)

Mikala: Why sort of? Well, because, the truth is, it's only the beginning.

Zashi-chan: Yeah, after this, Une realized that she was pregnant, and wanted to drop the baby. But Treize wouldn't let her, so the baby was born and Treize had a huge mark against him in his school record.

Mikala: Yay!!!! Let us rejoice! *dances around* Then, when the baby was born, Treize sold it to some childless parents, the Catalonias. Now we know why Dorothy is evil. Because she is a part of Treize!

Zashi-san: Hah! The evil part came from Une.

Mikala: *shrugged* Whatever.

Zechs: Hey, you two, you forgot about what happened between me and Noin.

Mikala: *smiles* Thanks, Zechs-sama for reminding us. Well, during the, uh, event, Noin got pregnant with Hilde!!!

Zashi-san: Yeah, now, we know why Noin and Hilde look really alike.

Mikala: And if you wanna know, Zechs wanted to keep the baby after it was born, but Noin told him that it would permanently mar their records, so they shot it to space, where it stayed for five years. The capsule where it was in fed Hilde, although she had no name at the time. Anyway, the colonies found her and the rest is history.

Zechs: By the way, did you know that Treize is on his way and about to tell you his comments about the story.

Mikala&Zashi-san: He is?!?

Treize: Ah, there you two are. I just wanted to tell you two that the story was ......

Zashi-san: *very fearful* What?

Treize: Great! I loved it! Except for the side comments but I can ignore that!

Mikala&Zashi-san: Whew! *wips imaginary sweat off the eyebrows.*

You read it! Treize actually said his comments! Now, you can two, but e-mailing Mikala and Zashi-san .

Thanks for actually reading it!