To Be A TrUe PiNoY Or PiNaY

1.All pinoyz must be a racer and have poccs shells hangin from da rear view

mirror or any kinda rosary or scapulaor.

2.All pinayz must have highlighted or dyed hair of some sort...

3.All pinoyz n pinayz must type like this...(cApS uNcApS...)

4.All pinoyz n pinayz must have a ganked voice mail...

5.All pinayz talk like babies on the phone...with there high and fake

hehehe...(to train to sound cute for the pinoyz)and talk hella fast on their

v-mails...and talk in slang and you can't understand what dere sayin

always givin mahals..n all that goodies stuff...

6.All pinayz must be in some kinda of dance krew or have their own krew.

7.All pinoyz must know how to flow..and all pinaiz must know how to sing.

8.All pinayz must joc eggots...they mostly all think Warren G, Tupac,

Ginuywine, Nas, Coby Bryant, Anfernee Hardway, tha guy from 112(???),

Ray J, Que from Moesha and all them other eggots be fine.

9.Your close friends become your cousins automatically.

10.All filipinos either wish to or lived in Daly City, Frisco, San Jo, Los Skanless, San Diego, and Hawaii.

11.All pinoyz n pinayz represent bay area

codes...510,415,650,707,408,619,213,916,etc..

12.All pinoyz in Frisco and Daly City must be playaz...

13.All pinoyz and pinayz always train to talk slang..e.g Wussupperz, buh biyerz,

okierz, welperz, etc...(you get the point..) Or spell words differently.

14.All pinoyz n pinayz either claim red or blue..(FILIPINO COLORS)

15.All pinoyz must get haircuts once a week to keep their fades..Or their shaved

heads

16.When you kick it at the mall you always go with a least..there other girl heads

and two other guy heads.

17.You call everyone of you g-friends ATE, and your older b-friends Kuyas, and

your lil friends adings.

18.You carry at least $10 bones with you whenever you go out.

19.You say the Santo Ninyo and pray tha rosary with your family everday.

20.You wear a scapulaor and poccs shells.

21.You always turn around when someone says "psst", "hoi", or "psst-psst".

22.Pinaiz always put on lotsa make-up and wear their nice fits ever if they're

only going to some place..even to just tha groceries.

23.Your parents shop at Costco or Wal-mart

24.Pinaiz always talk shit bout other peeps when theres nothing else to do.

25.You always change your greetin on your v-mail at least three times a day or

when you have nothing to do.

26.You wear da name brands...Polo Sport, Timerland, Mecca, Nautica, Dkny,

Espirit, Dng, Nike, Ck, Cybertek, Lugz, Guess, and all da other stuff.

27.You have hundreds and hundreds of cousins..even ones you don't know

about.

28.You have Santo Ninyoz, or a shrine in your house.

29.When you go to church you just peelin at the opposite sex..and go and joc

and get their number when church is over.

30.All pinoyz must be or have been in a gang or krew or some kind.

31.All pinayz love Sanrio and Sailor Moon.

32.All pinayz have hella tapes of slow jams and love songs..(to put on their

v-mails.)

33.All pinoyz n pinaiz love and could write poetry hella good.

34.All pinayz take pictures like once a month. And always have more than 4

peeps up in the picture.

35.You have three way and call waitin on your phone.

36.All pinayz carry one billion pictures with them..even if they don't know tha

peeps in the pix.

37.Every other peeps think or asked you if you eat dog.

38.All pinoyz had a bowl haircut when they were little.

39.Pinoyz n pinayz either were or wanted to be a breaker..(back in the days)

40.You either sport or your mom sells the fake brand name clothing.

41.You own a Jocelyn Enriquez or Lea Salonga Cd.

42.You have used Sun-In at least once in your life.

43.You go to the mall even if you don't have money.

44.'FILIPINO TIME' to all occasions..parties, church, etc.

45.You brag to other peeps or your friends about how many times you got

jocked at the mall.

46.When pinayz see a foine pinoi at the mall, they start to whisper and giggle a

lot.

47.Pinayz love Winnie the Pooh and The tickle me Elmos.

48.You go places to spit your game, and get your joc on!!

49.Your da BOMB

50.You represent your pinoy/pinay pride to the fullest!!