Heavenly and Pure
No, no, this isn't a rant about their clothes here. I think they look pretty damn awesome here! (Especially Yoji-sama!) The cream colored clothes suit them. One problem though:
Aya - The boots, honey. At first I thought they were socks. I don't mind if his boots are knee-high, but couldn't his pants cover that fact? Why are his pants so short?! Is he taking fashion advice from Omi? Check out the shirt. I think he borrowed it from Yoji-sama ^_^ (I certainly don't think there's anything going on between them, though!!) Someone pointed out to me that Aya's pants are bloused, not short. Ah, well... I still think it looks weird.
What a nice picture of Yoji-sama though. You get used to the short shirts after awhile, and then you really start to like them. At least he has the confidence to wear them!
Yeaa!! Omi-kun looks really nice! Just don't cuddle up to Yoji-sama like that...
Ken looks nice without that orange sweatshirt around his waist...
Draggin' On You
My My My... What happened to our boys?
Aya - The tattoo, really now. Aya with a tattoo. Get real. Why's your shirt open in the first place? So not the Aya I know. And are you tied up? Looks like someone (ahem, Yaoi!!) tied you up and then, well, pulled at your clothes... and I'm not going any farther than that. Aya, you look bad, really baaaaaaaad!
Ken - Ack! Drag Queen Ken! Goth Boy Ken! Wearing a skirt and a Yoji shirt. What's with the leather bands all over the place? They look like dog collars. Oi, this picture is so bad that I'm at a loss for words, I'm so disgusted.
Omi - Mini skirt for Omi! I know he wears some funky clothes... but a mini skirt is a little far even for Omi! Although you can't see the leg line, it was pointed out to me by a very nice person that Omi is wearing biker shorts, and not a mini-skirt. Whew! But still... spandex biker shorts! Showing off your stuff, eh, Omi? Normal shirt. Weird look on his face. And to top it off... A Mr. T heavy gold chain and cross! Weiss Kreuz, Omi, not gold. Gawd, that thing is big and ugly and heavy looking.
Yoji - Oh my. Yoji fans, please weep. I can only sigh and shake my head at this one. His hair and face are drawn bad. And the cigarette, while sometimes looking really good, looks awful in this picture! Um... Floral and polka-dot shirt. Oh my GOD!!!!!!! I thought Yoji had some fashion sense! (Well, those little midriff tank tops... um, well...) And to top it off, a skirt! Yoji-sama's just too... too... Well, he's certainly not Goth at all to wear a skirt.
Ugh *shudders* What an awful picture this is. Like I said, I'm at a loss for words while looking at this one.
The more I look at it, the more I get mixed feelings about it. Now I don't have anything against Goth's at all... but when they dress my precious boys like that. And those, in my opinion, are bad Goth clothes! Polka dots and flowers, people!! *sigh* To each their own, I suppose.
Tokyo Sling
Aya - Oh, now. Aya's an artist! That lovely scarf. Heh. Jeans, shirt, loafers... scarf. You can just see him, looking in the mirror in the morning. 'Hmm... I need a little color. This scarf... Oh no, not the paisley one. This red one... Hmm, just the right touch!' *shakes head* Oh Aya, Aya, Aya...
Ken - It's the flower shop gear!! Read the manga, you'll see it. Mechanic jumpsuit, sneakers, gloves... um... bandana? Why do you need to wear a bandana in a flower shop? 'Oh no, I might get my hair dirty!' In case the over head sprinklers go off? Really Ken... It looks spiffy and all... but there's no point! Just like that orange sweat shirt...
Omi - Omi's ready to go hiking! He's got his sweatbands and backpack (tied around his waist to boot). Check out his nifty little sandals. Don't they just fit him? Such a skinny little boy. For some reason the shorts bug me.
Yoji - Stare at it for awhile, it grows on you. (It did on me ^_^) Classic Yoji pose, with stomach thrown out, cigarette in mouth and glasses on. I'm not to fond of the color of the shirt, but it works. The hat and the hair seem to fit so well. (I have a thing for the hat ^_-) But don't worry. My Yoji-sama isn't the type to go out country line dancing now (Good God, could you even imagine him doing that? Perish the thought!) When I look at this picture, I think of the Kodomo no Omocha song 'Ultra Relax'. Weird, ne? Just wear the cute little cowboy outfit, but don't go dance. Reminds me a bit of Irvine from Final Fantasy 8 (Irvine's cute in a spunky way ^_^)
Winter Fun
Ken - Dost mine eyes deceive me, or does Ken look good for once? Oh fine, he's looked good before. You can't see much of him in this picture to make fun of him for.
Yoji - *scratches head* Well, the pink shirt just doesn't go over well. Nor does the yello trim. Non-exisistent nose, and do you suppose that's a ski he's holding or a snow board? I can't really see Yoji doing either... O_o...
Aya - Is that a *smile* I see? *sigh* And he's got that damn scarf thing going again. It's like Aya's the refreshment boy. 'Hey, I've been skiing here for two hours, bring me hot chocolate!' Who do you suppose that other cup is for? ^_-
Omi - And of course, *Omi*. The poor darling. Do you think the other boys forced him into that hat? Do you think he wears them out of his own free will? Not only does he look like he's trying to belong in DisneyWorld ('it's a small world after all!'), but he has that large *bow* going for him. At least Aya's is just a simple knot. The braided ties on the side, geeze!! Does he purposefully buy clothes from the girl's department?! Doesn't help much when he's posed next to a snowman. *sigh* Poor Omi, I truly feel sorry for him.
If you have any horrid Weiss Kreuz clothes pictures, please send them to me here.
You want to continue? The lights dim as you enter the third level of Hell...
Or are you screaming to be let out? I don't blame you. See the walls? They're padded, just in case you want to hit something, or hit your head against the wall... I know, I know. The clothes are scary. Here's a Priestess to guide you back to the Main Entry Way. Bye now!