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You Know I Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

This is my version of YKYWTMSMW: You Know I Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When... These are ALL things I have done, just so you can see how sad and obsessed I really am. Also, most of these are ones I've come up with, or have had people I know use to describe me. If any of these involve an inside joke, I'll clue you in with a footnote.

• I have constructed a shrine to any of the Senshi (scouts)
• I know all the Senshi's (scouts) birthdays
• I CELEBRATE any of the Senshi's (scouts) birthdays
• I assign my friends the names of Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or not.
• I hear people talking about a new SM bar, and automatically assume someone finally opened the Sailor Moon themed resturaunt I've always dreamed of.
• I am hard at work converting the guitar solo in the Sailor Moon theme song to alto sax, so my band can perform a ska version at my school talent show.
• I am imediately suspicious of any new bussiness that just opened in my area.
• I am afraid of any bussiness having a huge sale.
• I try to shut people up by blessing a post-it note and sticking it to their foreheads.
• I am afraid to ride on any bus with the number 66.
• I can sing along with the Japanese theme song, and my Japanese lessons just started 1 week ago!
• I can name all 9 Senshi (scouts), but I can't name the last 4 US presidents.
• I dicide to use the "And that means you" pose for for my school picture.
• I paint spirals on my glasses, in hopes that it will make me smarter.
• I use Sailor Moon posters to wallpaper my bedroom.
• On my honeymoon, I make my wife dress up as Sailor Mercury. (OK, so I haven't done this one (i'm only 16, 'ya know!))
• I only date girls who's eyes cover over 3/8's of their face.
• I make an alarm clock shaped like Luna in shop class, but then I'm afraid to sleep in the same room as it, for fear that it will zap my energy.
• I know the color of Birdie's underwear.
• Thanks to me, noone is alowd to carry flowers, fake or otherwise, at my school, because they are now covered under the "Zero Tolerance" pollicy on weapons.
• I've replaced all the pictures of my family and friends in my wallet with Sailor Moon trading cards.
• Every calender in my house is marked with the Senshi's (scout's) birthdays.
• I am considering getting a tattoo, anwhere on my body, of one of the Senshi's (scout's) planetary symbol.
• My lifetime goal is to meet Naoko Takeuchi
• For my Formal class picture, I wear a Tuxedo with a cape.
• My Sailor Moon Fanfic is approaching 30 pages in length.
• My english teacher informs me that over 90percent of the essays I wrote in class are Sailor Moon related.
• In my member profile on AOL, I list my occupation as "moonie".
• I have managed to convert my Sailor Mercury doll's outfit to make her into Super Sailor Mercury.
• I use as an alias, callsign, nickname, etc. the latin word for any of the planets (mercurious, for example).
• I have a band, and in the thanks in the first album cover, I thank Program Exchange, DIC, Toei, and Naoko.
• The rest of my AP Chem class can name characters and/or scnes from Sailor Moon, even if they have NEVER SEEN the cartoon. (contributed by Rob Conclin (did i spell it right, Rob?) the Sublime Pimp, who is in my AP Chem Class.)
• I get bored during class, and so I draw Sailor Moon characters/ symbols/ names/ phrases/ etc. all over my hands in ink. (It's a punk thing...)
• I'm a guy, and in every toy store I go into, I make a beeline for the girls aisle, in hopes of finding Sailor Moon stuff.
• I walk around school with one or more of my Sailor Moon dolls attached to my shoulder.
• I have "I Love Ami-chan. Suki-Yo! Suki-Yo!" written on my back pack in Japanese.
• I have a different Sailor Moon shirt for every day of the week.

  Well, this is all I have for now. By now you've probably realized how obsessed I really am. If you are too, please go to my vote page and vote, and also, send me mail at: lunaboy@oocities.com I want to hear from YOU! ~~~~*-_-*~~~~ (look! it's Usagi! (Serena)) Take be Back to the Main Page!

  

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