Usagi the Yakuza Assassin
A Sailor Moon spamfic by HKMiller
23 March 1999
"Usagi! You're supposed to be studying for your test tomorrow!"
"Aww, Luna! I'm just admiring my new tattoo." Usagi posed in
front of her mirror, pulling her dress away from her shoulder.
She now had a brand-new tattoo, in gorgeous color, covering
her shoulder and extending half-way down to her elbow.
'Hey, Luna! When do you think I'll get to kill somebody?"
Usagi gushed.
"Usagi! You're a sailor senshi! You can't kill anybody! You're
supposed to stand for love and justice."
"I'm just so _tired_ of that, Luna! It's _boring_. I want to try
something different. That's why I joined the yakuza." Usagi
whined.
Luna dragged herself off to a corner and whimpered.
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Next day, Usagi got her first assignment.
"Gosh! I didn't know Miss Haruna was a witness in a murder
case. Wow; she didn't tell anybody!"
"Usagi! You're surely not going through with this?"
"Of course I am, Luna. I already joined the yakuza. I can't
quit now; you know what they do to people who try to quit."
"No, I don't. What _do_ they do?"
"Umm... Well, it's something icky, I'm sure. Now help me
figure out how I'm going to kill Miss Haruna. But nothing
messy. Mom will kill me if I get blood on my school uniform."
Luna hissed in dismay. "Why don't you just transform into
Sailor Moon and use a Reverse Healing Escalation?" she
said, putting as much sarcasm into it as she could.
"Wow. Would that work? That should make a neat pile of
dust, right? And then maybe we'll get a new teacher who
won't give us so much homework! Great idea, Luna; I'll try it!"
And she did.
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