Sassy
Hi there....finally
I've my very own kat page (its about time), well allow me to introduce
myself, obviously I'm a kat and I'm very proud to be one k! my human thinks
I'm a BUM and call me names and I'm not happy with it. Ask yourself honestly..
"Do I look like
a BUM?" No right?...just coz' I sleep all day that has nothing to do wif
bummer, look at the bright side I live a kat life don't I?
I've an excuse
for not catching any rats, I'm an enviroment friendly kat!
beside's hunting
down little creatures is no sports I prefer my bowl of IAM's..(mmmmmmm)
*s*
I'm SLIGHTLY over
weight, 12lbs to be precise...but I'm working on that.
ok we skip that
subject of me being a bit horizontally challenge. Let's talk bout my height....I'm
about 10" tall not counting my tail and I have sharp sharp ears and long
long whiskers. My human adopt me frm the SPCA and I have no intention of
ever returning.
They took this
damn piccy of me in that bloody pathetic piece of cloth *yuck* wait till
I get my claws on him....I'll make him my scratching post for crying out
loud!
I like to crawl
into bags...BIG ONES, BEDS....thick thick comfy ones,
then I sleep all
day and then I conn my humans for more food and then life goes on, but
I do have a dream tho'....my ambition is to be an acrobatic kat.
I promised myself
once I settle my weight problem I'll try to climb that cupboard, Just to
look at life a bit higher...*w*
Thats all you need
to know bout me, any other thing you wanna clarify..
just go buy yourself
a kat encyclopedia and dig in ok...stop bugging me...yea and you can forget about that meow too
cya...
from the clever
kat....
sassy