Join me! You do not realize the power of the Dark Side.

Do not fail me again...General.
This will be a day long remembered
For this page will be updated regularly, at least monthly
Perhaps bimonthly if you're lucky!

There is nothing in the universe stronger than the FORCE!

Well except maybe the Broccoli FORCE!

Monthly Broccoli is better
Than none at all!

Casting call for the Special Edition!

Your powers grow weak old man!
Apology accepted Captain. I hope you will not fail me again...-Admiral-

But Uncle Owen, I wanted to go out and get some power converters....

You're a good for nothing, scruffy looking....NERF HERDER!

Hey....who's scruffy looking?

The force will be with you....Always.

Rrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh my! Why do you have to be so heroic?

Beep beep beep whee woo.

You must unlearn what you have learned....

Ho Ho Ho!

He's no good to me dead.

It's a trap!

Become more politically aware. Learn about Broccoli Abuses
I want to see Ms. Broccoli again!
Spare me from broccoli's evil wrath! Take me AWAY!
Or...Are you VEGETABLE enough to witness Broccoli Throughout the Ages