I resolve to eat less fast food and to cook for myself good nourishing meals. I resolve to try and get my driver's licence back from the DMV I resolve to pay off my credit card debts I resolve not to be vain, and think that I'm all that! I resolve not to smack my brother Sisto, in the head so much I resolve to drink melted cheese through a straw I resolve that for one day, just one day... I will make my mom proud of me. I resolve to leave the seat down. You know what I'm talking about ladies. And finally, I resolve to spend more of my free time and more of my hard earned money to find the perfect girl, and not just marry the first one that shows up here with a proposal!
Zorak: Well, a New Year lies before me. Here is a list of things that I would like to accomplish in the days ahead. First off, I'd like to muscle in on the soft drink industry Secondly, I'd like to conquer five...no make that ten new planets and rule with absolute ruthless tyranny. Yeah, bua haahahahaha Space Ghost: And you're gonna do that from your little tin can over there? Zorak: Surely, I was gonna use my super telekinetic long distance mind control.... Space Ghost: You tried that last week. You couldn't even get a pizza delivered! Zorak: You're right, I guess it still needs some work. Okay. I'll down size a little. Hm hm. In the new year, I could stand to lose some weight. How you ask? With the help of the amazing new Mantis Master! From Zorak Industries. Yes, with the Mantis Master you too can remove unsightly lumps of exoskeleton While adding attractive inches to your rear pincers and hinders. Compact enough to fix nicely into any back room. Zorak: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brak: Why did you blow up Zorak? Space Ghost: His New Year's Wish List was becoming an infomercial. Zorak: Only the amazing new Mantis Master can officially slice globular poundage from your.... Aaaaaaaaaaa Brak: Looks like next year's gonna be more of the same old same old for Zorak Space Ghost: Yep! Zorak: Mmrrr mmmmrrr mrrrr
Zorak: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brak: Why did you blow up Zorak? Space Ghost: His New Year's Wish List was becoming an infomercial. Zorak: Only the amazing new Mantis Master can officially slice globular poundage from your.... Aaaaaaaaaaa Brak: Looks like next year's gonna be more of the same old same old for Zorak Space Ghost: Yep! Zorak: Mmrrr mmmmrrr mrrrr
Zorak: Wa ha wo ha how! Space Ghost: #10. I need to stop laughing at the word...h h h I need to stop laughing at the word... doodie. Hee hee hee hee hee hee ehee Doodie! ha ha ha ha ha ha! Doodie! ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Woooo! Ahhh man... Doodie! Space Ghost: Zorak! Your area is a haven of filth. Now you clean up this doodie right now! Zorak: You're not my mom, and you can't say that word on TV! Space Ghost: What? I can't say doodie? Zorak: No...but you can say butt. Space Ghost: Oh! Okay then. You clean this butt up right now! Zorak: Yeah that's kosher.
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